Why can't I be happy ?

why can't I be happy ?

happiness is a choice

Cause you're on b

wim hof method bro, check it out

cuz you don't get any pic related

because you don't deserve it

because you've convinced yourself that you deserve unhappiness, so when something good comes along you sabotage it.

books like psycho cybernetics are good

Because you're a first world faggot who's too fucking spoilt to realise that his struggles are fucking nothing compared to the vast majority of humans on this planet. Victim faggot, cry more pussy, that'll make things better.

Serotonin/dopamine deficiency

Because You let materialistic and earthly things give you happiness when your happiness should come from the grace of god. Only he will make you happy

Lol k

Ordered that on Amazon and book never arrived. It's a sign I should kill myself, I guess.

You're not gay.

His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Looks like confetti
He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his anus but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go
He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em

You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, it better never go to waste, hey
You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

Shitty forced meme kys

...

Just like sexuality

and nobody even cares about this meme. Not even enough to look up who the person is.

because you keep watching porn retard

Log rest ye merry, gentlemen
Let nothing worry thee
For Andy Sixx our saviour
Has something up his sleeve

To save us from our hunger pangs
If we get on our knees
O suck a log of shit out of his ass
Out of his ass
O suck a log of shit out of his ass

You can, you just suck at it. Get gud

Pay for it so you get exactly what you want all the time, and don't need to waste your time worrying about some stupid girl's needs.