I'm not a fan of the games but are any of these worth watching as far as sci-fi/action movies go?

I'm not a fan of the games but are any of these worth watching as far as sci-fi/action movies go?

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Not really. There are a few moments of cool action, but most of it is boring desu

Thiss desu. Unless you're a fan of the games they're really terrible. Even as a fan they aren't that good

They're very flaccid action movies that get dumber and dumber as they go on. Pretty fun to watch drunk with friends.

They did what fast & furious is doing, they get more and more ridiculous, I liked the first one.

Redditors please fuck off.

Jesus christ you insufferable 19 year olds really make this place shit.

>fun to watch drunk with friends.

i want you to die

They waver between fun bad and just shit.

I wish they would have just committed to fun bad all the way through it would have been less offensive.

>>fun to watch drunk with friends.
But thats the truth user. I watched everyone of these movies in the cinema of my hometown with my friends, whlie being drunk.
It's one of our most cherished traditions.

1 - Great horror movie.
2 - Shit horror movie.
3-5 - Shit action movies. Entertaining in their terribleness.

My dad took me to see the first one when i was in like, the 3rd grade.
We have a tradition now of watching them.
I enjoy them for being so shamelessly shitty and enjoyable

They're like a kid writing fanfiction and keeps upping the stakes in more and more absurd ways.

That being said, I liked the way the new trialer was edited with paradise city

>1 - Great horror movie.
You're delusional. It's absolute shite and you know it

>not a fan of the games
What the fuck??

First one is a masterpiece.

Only the first 3 are worth watching. After that it gets ti ridiculous levels of bad

Only the first one, it has a cool soundtrack made by Marylin Manson and Mila was hot with that red dress. The rest is pure garbage.

The first film is one of the best popcorn flicks ever made. The rest are shitty but still fun to watch as long as you have low expectations

First movie: legit 9/10.
Second movie: 2/10, camera out of focus, unwatchable
Third movie: 5/10, meh
Everything after that: Trash tier, do not want

reminder that she literally did nothing wrong

They are in the "so bad they're good" category.

I only played the first of the RE games, and didn't feel like I was missing anything... Fairly certain there's nothing to miss.

Though I did learn something from the first of these movies, as I did happen to see it in a bad hood: Niggers are useful.

Seriously, any cheesy ass horror movie like this is GREATLY improved with an all nigger audience. (Provided you can get out alive, which just adds to the tension.)

Got gold comments all throughout the flick, such as:
>You stupid crackah bitch, dun go in there, yous gonna die!
>Ah man, they always kill the bruthah first... (Which, technically, wasn't true, but still...)
>Don't listen to the crazy, creepy-ass whyte child!
>Oh, dobamens, dey so kewt!
...and so on, and so forth... Really wish I had taped the whole experience.

Stop calling them horror movies. They aren't horror movies.

Only the first one is worth watching as a sci-fi/action movie.

This scene was so good the video game later copied it in RE4

>Sup Forums autism mode activated
Eh... Which one had the scene with the crows? Can't recall if that was the second or third, but worth watching just for that. It was also kinda neat to see someone taking into account the ecological effects of a cross-species zombie virus for a change. (Gawds I wish War Z had gone by the book...)

Though I'm not denying that they get increasingly bad as they go, for the most part.

Too bad they made her evil in the 4th (or 5th?) movie. The one with the cloned cities.

But some movies you have to watch with friends and possibly drunk.
New Kids Turbo is a fun movie, but it's even more hillarious with friends.
And shit like Rise of the Animals is something you have to watch with multiple friends while drunk

I think he was complaining about the fact that you are suggesting you might have friends.

You get to see her pussy in the first one.

Paul W.S. Anderson is superior to Paul Thomas Anderson, only plebs and redditors disagree.

Never played the games. Seen the first two films.

They were decent bad flicks (as in 'so bad they're good' logic) with hot girls and monsters.

What about Wes Anderson?

I have literally no friends, what do?

Literally stolen straight from Cube. I fucking hate Paul WS Anderson, that hack managed to ruin so many good franchises.

They're probably too patrician for Sup Forums.
The Anderson Resident Evil films I mean. I'd call the last two even ambitious.

>what is an imaginary friend

Anybody here old enough to remeber the times when gaming magazines wrote about how George A. Romero was going to direct the first Resident Evil movie?

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>Oh, dobamens, dey so kewt!
lol

The first one is a good movie.

Don't watch any others.

Yeah. The script is also out there. It's pretty much the first game except Chris is Native American

who needs movies when you have this
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Well he did get to direct a tv commercial for Resident Evil 2

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More kino than the actual RE movies

These films lack anything of value in any sense of film.

what if you dont have any friends?

The first one is a really unique film. It's like a nightmare in that it sort of makes sense and then it trails off into skinless dog-kicking absurdity but then comes back to genuine horror. The fact that the heroes have to face 1: a murderous supercomputer 2: a horde of zombies 3: a constantly evolving super monster is odd enough. One of these would be enough for the first instalment. Also the weird atmosphere of it taking place in a secret city underground, and we don't really know who any of the characters are, a lot of them have amnesia. And that cheesy rock music and 90's cgi. It's a really weird movie.

The sequels seemed more tongue in cheek, deliberately over the top and dumb.

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love it

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I liked the first and third movie, hated the rest. I wish if they couldn't do the game characters justice they just leave them out in the first place.

At least the last movie of these over produced B movies is due out January.

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Looks pretty good senpai, thanks for making me watch it.

he really has a thing for digital constructions in his films, apparent in resident evil films too.

why the fuck did she go blonde after this? she was fucking hot as fuck as a brunette

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because vidja gayms

>mila jovovich will never run down a hallway and slide onto your cock this way

>le creepy little girl
How original

I actually watched the whole series and i liked it, but then i also really liked Silent Hill :D.

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First one is pretty good, the rest are fucking terrible.

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What the fuck is this cringe shit supposed to be

Obligatory reminder that Milla Jonovich's stunt actress lost an arm for a movie directed by Paul W. S. Anderson

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why didn't it just did the whole grid thing at the beginning?

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>constantly slashing with a weapon that doesn't even have a cutting edge
jesus christ I don't expect much from Hollywood but at least get the swordplay cliches right for the time period

Somebody showed a webm from a Resident Evil movie where Milla killed several zombies just by stepping on them.

Not forcefully stomping either, she just ran across a bunch of them like a mosh pit and they died in her wake including the ones that only had their shoulders lightly stepped on.

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>there's even a laser hallway in this
Is that Anderson's fetish or something

The first two movies were great, third not so much, the 4th installment was fun.

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It would be great if there was an actual plot other than a Milla fetish

Trivia: Orlando Bloom said that scene right there was the most fun he ever had filming anything, including the big set pieces in the LOTR and Pirates movies.

I wonder why?

I liked the first silent hill and resident evil when I was younger. they are my favorite game adaptions that I know of and I think I could still stand watching them

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That better not be James fucking Corden

I hate him even more, didn't think that was possible

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Milla must be the best cocksucker in the world to get her husband to make this many shit movies for her.

>OP asks what people think of movie
>People respond honestly
"Fuck you Sup Forums, what we need is more politics b8, GoT threads and porn"
Fuck you and get fucked, redditor.

All movies in this series are shit action movies entertaining in their terribleness. Just because the first one is the least shit, that doesn't make it NOT shit.

Gaymen manchildren ruin things once again, what else is new?

The cab driver in the third one got bit and told no one, dooming all of the other survivors. He is a dumbshit useful to no one.

The only "useful" nigger in these movies was Colin Salmon who became mince meat.

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Shit blows up, probably a fun cast and crew.
It was obvious throughout the movie that Orlando was having the time of his life.

This movie looks amazingly bad

I am convinced Anderson makes movies for the sole purpose of jerking off to his wife.

Is fapping to your own wife like the least degenerate thing in the world or what?

Disregard my post: I thought you meant nigger characters in the movie. I need to finish reading posts before responding, I suck cocks.

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Not commenting on the activity itself per se, just saying I think I've figured out why Anderson keeps making shit films starring his wife.

On a side note, I suspect Len Wiseman is a literal cuck. I mean, he filmed his wife "fucking" another man in Underworld: Evolution!

My dad enjoys them for some raisin, and he's usually a pretty cerebral guy.

Len Wiseman is a bull. When Kate Beckinsale filmed Underworld, she was married to Michael Sheen (who played Lucien)

He's an "alpha cuck"

Blame Paul Anderson, the shity director who made these "movies" that shit on the source material with his wife playing the Mary sue O.C. donut steel character

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americans are to plebs for it.
it's not 1:1 like the games, but better.

B+ / trash category action movies. 1-3 are better, but 4-5 are okay too, since they connected to each other very nicely.

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as if "Cube" were a better or more successful movie

Third RE was better than Meme Road t b h

Cube is definitely a better movie than Resident Evil
Milla or not, RE fucking stinks