The sole reason BvS got such bad reviews, is because it was such a testosterone filled movie.
This recent generation of weakly men raised by single mothers, couldn't handle the fact that they did not relate to the masculinity of the movie. They therefor projected their own insecurities by giving the movie bad reviews.
Based Snyder is the only true masculinity-kino director alive.
>This recent generation of weakly men raised by single mothers
but user you're just quoting fight club and that movie is 17 years old
Ayden Hughes
You're not really wrong. Batman, Bruce Wayne, very problematic.
Wyatt Jones
People just like quips more. The idea that a hollywood movie would take itself seriously, especially a capeshit one, bothers post-ironic memer millenials
Nathaniel Stewart
actually it was the terrible acting, editing and the shoehorned extended universe shit that took up a third of the movie including the entire ending
Alexander Gray
Agreed, when people say "incomprensible" (they never actually explain that) they just mean that it emasculated them by comparison.
Elijah Stewart
The reason it got bad reviews is because it's shit and you know it
Hunter Jenkins
actually they mean the atrocious and comical writing and editing
Nicholas Ward
Snyder is a true conservative film maker desu
Like Eastwood or Kubrick
Adrian Richardson
It was a shit movie.
Would have been better if it was a standalone Batman film (Battfleck is GOAB) with a sudden and unexpected appearance by supes.
Drop wonderkike entirely until the next film. It suffered from the same dumb bullshit that IM3 did which was spending too much time setting up a sequel.
Also Facebookguy wasn't bad at all. He wasn't Lex Luther in any sense of the word but I loved his character. Rename him Riddler and you would have had a perfect balance between grit and fantasy.
Kayden Turner
gay porn has a lot of testosterone too. It was a slog and bad.
But yes it had themes and a mood the critics (which will incline towards fuzzy liberalism and love pixar and marvel etc if they're well made) would dislike even if it was a well made movie. But it's not and it doesn't really work its themes (randian power vs christian brotherhood) all that well.
Asher Perez
"The sole reason BvS got such bad reviews, is because.."
There are already thousands of bvs threads begin with this same sentence, yet they always end with different things. Wonder why.
Liam Reed
exactly! snyder wants to make grand political and moral statements, with religious metaphors and so on. this is unacceptable in the modern climate in which the only socially permissible relationship with grand ideas is ironic distance. hardline ethics and authentic belief are "cringe".
Luke Stewart
More neoconservative, very jewish, very dower.
If he was Conservative then Superman would be seen as an actual hero, not a murdering psychopath whos obsessed with his image.
Evan Parker
haha sure they do user, sure they do
Cameron Perry
you watch a lot of gay porn user?
Jose Smith
>wonderfeminist >masculine
Go to bed Zack. Don't you ever get tired of shitposting here?
Luis Watson
keep in mind your views of "testosterone" is literally pics of a buff dude
(i assume you're the geek who keeps posting "aquaman is alpha af, so masculine, so hard and buff")
Josiah Rodriguez
>not watching gay porn
What are you a cockslobbering fairy faggot?
Dominic Reed
there wasn't enough comedic quips. it felt like a real film rather than a marvel cartoon movie
Ryan Lewis
DC= Strong Republicans/Libertarians who understand how the world really works Marvel= Fantasy, pussy, SJW Democrats
Liam Campbell
DCucks are cute! cute!!
Landon Reyes
All Snyder does is make numales feel insecure. This board is pussy.
Cooper Hughes
>Le Jew meme
yawn desu
Fuck off back to Sup Forums
John Young
Anyone who didn't appreciate BvS needs their fucking T levels checked. Get a fucking enema so Jamal doesn't get shit-dick tonight you cucks'
James Taylor
oh wow a buff shirtless dude, i guess sex & the city and fabio novels were mandly afterall
seriously, do you guys lift? Ive never seen someone so impressed, i imagine you havent seen muscle on yourself ever
Jackson Brooks
buff dudes are the definition of masculinity and testosterone.
Buff dudes fucking each others ass, is not.
I guess letting yourself be indoctrinated by SJW tend to contort your definitions.
Jayden Nelson
I didn't care for it mainly because i'm just a Batman fan, and i don't mean Bruce, and he was barely shown, even in the final fight. Superman got too much attention, and i couldn't give a flying fuck about him.
Not to mention Wonder Woman. Why the fuck was she in the movie? She's just padding, completely out of place and useless to the story. Then i go online and see people praise her as the best thing about it and how she "stole the spotlight" from the main heroes. What the fuck? She steals a gadget at a party and waves her sword around at the end, that's all she does.
I can't stand modern capeshit. I want Batman & Robin days back.
William Phillips
True user
Hudson Powell
>he genuinely thinks it's just "the buff manly dudes"
lmao, classic cuckboi
Ryder Cox
i bet you think nosey soccer moms get triggered at this shit instead of just rubbing one out while you still don't have a well done movie
go watch 300 or predator for a manly movie, not some trailer with no masculine plot and two shots of khal drogo
Liam Peterson
>not looking at jewish "art" and seeing it for the hopeless nihilist crap it's always been
You don't know much do you.
Jordan Young
I could just watch MoS or BvS again for that, cucky
Noah Edwards
>This recent generation of weakly men raised by single mothers, Like you?
Nathaniel Morales
yes it's noticeable that the media skews against all things "manly" once you yourself lift and see the values and vibes they like.
but what you're liking is just the dudes - it's like ignoring all of 300's plot for just "these guys are strong"
I bet this triggered half the "men" in the audience.
Andrew Collins
>Buff dudes fucking each others ass, is not. Look at this numale cuck Why don't yoy enjoy 100% masculinity? Do you want feminized porn?
Easton Hernandez
its the weakly men raised by single mothers who are getting off on the caricature of manliness/power on display in snyder movies.
Xavier Green
I absolutely had a problem with it. Real masculinity comes from acts like sticking by your woman and her kid, and letting your wife keeping her last name.
Brayden Lee
if it had more of that like it's a Rocky movie about a guy with pure strength of will climbing on olympus and taking on a god (ie apollo/superman) it'd be good. But it's not.
Aiden Johnson
I liked the movie.
I appreciated the actors commitment to the characters physique.
I never said I appreciated the latter more.
Asher Thomas
what film were you watching? that was just one aspect of the film's masculinity
Logan Wright
>libertarians >understand how the real world works R-r-ron Paul 2012
Hunter Martinez
Movie annoys me so much because the pacing was garbage but the set and costume design of the first half was excellent
Benjamin Russell
>f-feel the bern oh wait
Isaiah Adams
The worst part of it was we jumped into the story midway. This isnt a batman we are used to.
Also I liked it. Thought it was pretty good for a super hero movie. Especially the last two batmans. Extended edition is better but I dont see why the theatrical release gets shit on so much compared to other capshit that got a pass.
I wonder if normies are getting tired of it.
Hudson Gutierrez
it's very clear all the "aquaman is masculine!" shit is exactly that.
The movie might end up making him a feminist ally whiteknight like Khal Drogo saying he will kill everyone so daenerys is a queen and you people would still be going "omg so fucking manly" in a way that's no different from every tumblrina who rubs their clits to khal raping her
Noah Harris
that was a tiny thing that was lost and diluted in a sea of badly paced grandma juice
Elijah Wilson
Interesting, what made the film badly paced?
Thomas King
What's your point? That they're both similar? Libertarians still come off as delusional. Plus bernouts had more success than either Paul ever did.
Adrian Jackson
I am always confused when effeminate men accuse other males of being gay when they happen to like something masculine
Luis James
you're dense.
Noah Hughes
Nothing more masculine then liking big meaty dick tho rite.
Cooper Gomez
Here he goes again, maybe stop thinking about dicks so much
Aaron Hughes
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Jason Morgan
>masculinity everytime DCEU's movies is called shit; >"BWAAAAHH, ARMOND HELP!!!!" >LET'S FORM A PRAYER CIRCLE, GUYS >IT WAS SHIT ON PURPOSE! >I WON'T MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE UNTIL EVERYONE SAID BVS IS KINO! Pfft.
Ethan Gonzalez
Explain
Mason Turner
The single fact that you need to coming up with excuses to like this movie and that you've backpedaled all the way from superior taste to masculinity is pretty telling.
Dylan Cooper
>He wants to bash Ron Paul >He doesn't know Ron Paul literally knows how everything in the world works and literally predicts the future, and is never wrong
Bro why do this to yourself
Andrew Foster
you must get triggered easily huh
Kayden Ross
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Oliver Flores
Name the manliest moment in a Marvel movie. Maybe when Captain American pulled a CGI helicopter
Ryder Diaz
Yes you are
Juan Bailey
that's literally all I can think of, maybe one or two scenes in Cap 1 but the rest is for girls and low test
Jaxon Russell
the movie works themes similar to the dark knight returns where the chatter class and those without power will be utterly boring parasites who demand more and more. "This is a democracy, we talk to one another" while superman has to stand there like he's checking his privilege/power.
But the movie chooses to be that itself instead of just illustrating it, so you get a lot of filler with abrupt cuts and no breathing room or establishing pieces, shit like ww museum scene, senator denying the permit, lois bathtub argument, congress etc.
Batman's journey has no real punch (fuck, his fight is like 5 minutes and he just goes after mooks and then sits back while WW's cool music plays on). It could have been a good story about when xenophobia and law&order hatred for the other is a correct diagnosis (like in a war) but it's all emptied (and proved nonsense with how his struggle ends)
Carson Powell
Jesus christ you're fucking retarded
Evan Jackson
>snyder wants to make grand political and moral statements, with religious metaphor This isn't even true, BVS is 2+ hours of Snyder Screaming "SUPERMAN IS JESUS ISN'T THAT FUCKING COOL" in the most blatant, and heavy handed way possible. Superman's entire involvement in the story ruins that movie cause his character is written so terribly just for "Muh Christian imagery" so people will like him.
Tyler Ortiz
>muh masculinity You really have no reason to like this movie, you've tried pushing every angle of this turd >it's 2deep 4 u >gets BTFO thread after thread >a new cut will fix it >director's cut comes out and it's more bloated than ever >m-m-m-muh kino >become the board's laughingstock >t-t-t-this movie is j-j-j-just t-t-too m-m-m-masculine for you Loving every laugh
Elijah Edwards
>BVS is 2+ hours of Snyder Screaming "SUPERMAN IS JESUS ISN'T THAT FUCKING COOL" in the most blatant, and heavy handed way possible.
that's some funny b8.
William Powell
This somes up SOME of the problem lsc in BVS.
Jace Harris
i'm sure you're one of the idiots who think the extended version is even better with more boring black lady scenes
Liam Gray
Lel, theatrical cut is superior, your just too pedestrian to understand
Samuel King
>I can't argue with it so it must be bait.
David Clark
Never watched the theatrical
Easton Powell
No further questions
Evan Anderson
>Nu-marvelfag >Posts Hillary Figures.
David Barnes
You can't go back to the 2deep4u angle boy, you're on that "muh masculinity" shit today, remember?
Zachary Sanders
I forgot how good the music is when Batman starts going to town
Ayden Garcia
actually the reason it was so hated is because its shit
Caleb Morales
So happy to see my fellow marvelbros fighting the DCucks' toxic masculinity bullshit in this thread
Daniel King
>raised by single mothers still my best film of 2016
Caleb Rodriguez
It's a trifecta, too masculine, too smart and too ahead of it's time for you plebs to appreciate.
Hunter Jenkins
obviously not as triggered as OP who makes this same thread every couple hours
Kevin Long
Not even OP, but I'm sure you don't even lift
Angel Jenkins
And you get assblasted every time
Matthew Turner
not really, its just sad to see honestly
im not this guy btw
Chase Ramirez
Nice, you went all out, but it's missing a pretentious paragraph filled with buzzwords.
Logan Hernandez
Sh-shut up. This isn't fair. We can't let the Marvel agenda keep doing this #DCMOVIESMATTER
David Ross
>if I don't get it it's pretentious wew
Chase Cooper
It was bad because the scenes in it were bland and boring. The script was terrible.
They literaly could have just copy and pasted The Dark Knight Returns animated movie and it would have been good. Synder went full retard.
Man of Steel was fantastic. Why couldn't we just just got that plus some Watchmen touches in it.
The more I watch the Justice League trailer, the more I actually like it though.
However it's going to be a badly edited and cut movie.
Connor Phillips
Pretentious means that it holds false pretenses Such as a toy catalogue implying greater importance through sophomoric allusions
Thomas Sanchez
>snyder >jew wew
Daniel Rodriguez
bingo
Zachary Lee
>if I don't get it it's pretentious lol
Anthony Cooper
>DUDE EXCALIBUR >does nothing with it >doesn't integrate it into the plot or structure whatsoever >simply DUDE YOU KNOW EXCALIBUR TOO, RIGHT? >this is considered 2deep4u for the comic book generation
Liam Rivera
>Implying the reason this movie is so testosterone filled isn't BECAUSE Snyder is an insecure faggot
Luis Edwards
relax friend, it's not your fault you didn't get it.
Adrian Martinez
>it has allusions to G-D, I can't even right now, don't you know G-d is dead
Atheists BTFO
>it's nihilist
Superman is literally a symbol of hope, you don't even understand the film pedestrian