The sole reason BvS got such bad reviews, is because it was such a testosterone filled movie

The sole reason BvS got such bad reviews, is because it was such a testosterone filled movie.

This recent generation of weakly men raised by single mothers, couldn't handle the fact that they did not relate to the masculinity of the movie. They therefor projected their own insecurities by giving the movie bad reviews.

Based Snyder is the only true masculinity-kino director alive.

youtube.com/watch?v=NnusZ_EcEa0

you aren't brave
men are brave

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=gfQ8u__-47g
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>This recent generation of weakly men raised by single mothers

but user you're just quoting fight club and that movie is 17 years old

You're not really wrong. Batman, Bruce Wayne, very problematic.

People just like quips more. The idea that a hollywood movie would take itself seriously, especially a capeshit one, bothers post-ironic memer millenials

actually it was the terrible acting, editing and the shoehorned extended universe shit that took up a third of the movie including the entire ending

Agreed, when people say "incomprensible" (they never actually explain that) they just mean that it emasculated them by comparison.

The reason it got bad reviews is because it's shit and you know it

actually they mean the atrocious and comical writing and editing

Snyder is a true conservative film maker desu

Like Eastwood or Kubrick

It was a shit movie.

Would have been better if it was a standalone Batman film (Battfleck is GOAB) with a sudden and unexpected appearance by supes.

Drop wonderkike entirely until the next film. It suffered from the same dumb bullshit that IM3 did which was spending too much time setting up a sequel.

Also Facebookguy wasn't bad at all. He wasn't Lex Luther in any sense of the word but I loved his character. Rename him Riddler and you would have had a perfect balance between grit and fantasy.

gay porn has a lot of testosterone too. It was a slog and bad.

But yes it had themes and a mood the critics (which will incline towards fuzzy liberalism and love pixar and marvel etc if they're well made) would dislike even if it was a well made movie. But it's not and it doesn't really work its themes (randian power vs christian brotherhood) all that well.

"The sole reason BvS got such bad reviews, is because.."

There are already thousands of bvs threads begin with this same sentence, yet they always end with different things. Wonder why.

exactly! snyder wants to make grand political and moral statements, with religious metaphors and so on. this is unacceptable in the modern climate in which the only socially permissible relationship with grand ideas is ironic distance. hardline ethics and authentic belief are "cringe".

More neoconservative, very jewish, very dower.

If he was Conservative then Superman would be seen as an actual hero, not a murdering psychopath whos obsessed with his image.

haha sure they do user, sure they do

you watch a lot of gay porn user?

>wonderfeminist
>masculine

Go to bed Zack. Don't you ever get tired of shitposting here?

keep in mind your views of "testosterone" is literally pics of a buff dude

(i assume you're the geek who keeps posting "aquaman is alpha af, so masculine, so hard and buff")

>not watching gay porn

What are you a cockslobbering fairy faggot?

there wasn't enough comedic quips. it felt like a real film rather than a marvel cartoon movie

DC= Strong Republicans/Libertarians who understand how the world really works
Marvel= Fantasy, pussy, SJW Democrats

DCucks are cute!
cute!!

All Snyder does is make numales feel insecure. This board is pussy.

>Le Jew meme

yawn desu

Fuck off back to Sup Forums

Anyone who didn't appreciate BvS needs their fucking T levels checked.
Get a fucking enema so Jamal doesn't get shit-dick tonight you cucks'

oh wow a buff shirtless dude, i guess sex & the city and fabio novels were mandly afterall

seriously, do you guys lift? Ive never seen someone so impressed, i imagine you havent seen muscle on yourself ever

buff dudes are the definition of masculinity and testosterone.

Buff dudes fucking each others ass, is not.

I guess letting yourself be indoctrinated by SJW tend to contort your definitions.

I didn't care for it mainly because i'm just a Batman fan, and i don't mean Bruce, and he was barely shown, even in the final fight. Superman got too much attention, and i couldn't give a flying fuck about him.

Not to mention Wonder Woman. Why the fuck was she in the movie? She's just padding, completely out of place and useless to the story. Then i go online and see people praise her as the best thing about it and how she "stole the spotlight" from the main heroes. What the fuck? She steals a gadget at a party and waves her sword around at the end, that's all she does.

I can't stand modern capeshit. I want Batman & Robin days back.

True user

>he genuinely thinks it's just "the buff manly dudes"

lmao, classic cuckboi

i bet you think nosey soccer moms get triggered at this shit instead of just rubbing one out while you still don't have a well done movie

go watch 300 or predator for a manly movie, not some trailer with no masculine plot and two shots of khal drogo

>not looking at jewish "art" and seeing it for the hopeless nihilist crap it's always been

You don't know much do you.

I could just watch MoS or BvS again for that, cucky

>This recent generation of weakly men raised by single mothers,
Like you?

yes it's noticeable that the media skews against all things "manly" once you yourself lift and see the values and vibes they like.

but what you're liking is just the dudes - it's like ignoring all of 300's plot for just "these guys are strong"

Man of Steel is manly as fuck.

>this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=gfQ8u__-47g

I bet this triggered half the "men" in the audience.

>Buff dudes fucking each others ass, is not.
Look at this numale cuck
Why don't yoy enjoy 100% masculinity? Do you want feminized porn?

its the weakly men raised by single mothers who are getting off on the caricature of manliness/power on display in snyder movies.

I absolutely had a problem with it.
Real masculinity comes from acts like sticking by your woman and her kid, and letting your wife keeping her last name.

if it had more of that like it's a Rocky movie about a guy with pure strength of will climbing on olympus and taking on a god (ie apollo/superman) it'd be good. But it's not.

I liked the movie.

I appreciated the actors commitment to the characters physique.

I never said I appreciated the latter more.

what film were you watching? that was just one aspect of the film's masculinity

>libertarians
>understand how the real world works
R-r-ron Paul 2012

Movie annoys me so much because the pacing was garbage but the set and costume design of the first half was excellent

>f-feel the bern oh wait

The worst part of it was we jumped into the story midway. This isnt a batman we are used to.

Also I liked it. Thought it was pretty good for a super hero movie. Especially the last two batmans. Extended edition is better but I dont see why the theatrical release gets shit on so much compared to other capshit that got a pass.

I wonder if normies are getting tired of it.

it's very clear all the "aquaman is masculine!" shit is exactly that.

The movie might end up making him a feminist ally whiteknight like Khal Drogo saying he will kill everyone so daenerys is a queen and you people would still be going "omg so fucking manly" in a way that's no different from every tumblrina who rubs their clits to khal raping her

that was a tiny thing that was lost and diluted in a sea of badly paced grandma juice

Interesting, what made the film badly paced?

What's your point? That they're both similar? Libertarians still come off as delusional. Plus bernouts had more success than either Paul ever did.

I am always confused when effeminate men accuse other males of being gay when they happen to like something masculine

you're dense.

Nothing more masculine then liking big meaty dick tho rite.

Here he goes again, maybe stop thinking about dicks so much

...

>masculinity
everytime DCEU's movies is called shit; >"BWAAAAHH, ARMOND HELP!!!!"
>LET'S FORM A PRAYER CIRCLE, GUYS
>IT WAS SHIT ON PURPOSE!
>I WON'T MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE UNTIL EVERYONE SAID BVS IS KINO!
Pfft.

Explain

The single fact that you need to coming up with excuses to like this movie and that you've backpedaled all the way from superior taste to masculinity is pretty telling.

>He wants to bash Ron Paul
>He doesn't know Ron Paul literally knows how everything in the world works and literally predicts the future, and is never wrong

Bro why do this to yourself

you must get triggered easily huh

C R I N G E

R

I

N

G

E

Name the manliest moment in a Marvel movie. Maybe when Captain American pulled a CGI helicopter

Yes you are

that's literally all I can think of, maybe one or two scenes in Cap 1 but the rest is for girls and low test

the movie works themes similar to the dark knight returns where the chatter class and those without power will be utterly boring parasites who demand more and more. "This is a democracy, we talk to one another" while superman has to stand there like he's checking his privilege/power.

But the movie chooses to be that itself instead of just illustrating it, so you get a lot of filler with abrupt cuts and no breathing room or establishing pieces, shit like ww museum scene, senator denying the permit, lois bathtub argument, congress etc.

Batman's journey has no real punch (fuck, his fight is like 5 minutes and he just goes after mooks and then sits back while WW's cool music plays on). It could have been a good story about when xenophobia and law&order hatred for the other is a correct diagnosis (like in a war) but it's all emptied (and proved nonsense with how his struggle ends)

Jesus christ you're fucking retarded

>snyder wants to make grand political and moral statements, with religious metaphor
This isn't even true, BVS is 2+ hours of Snyder Screaming "SUPERMAN IS JESUS ISN'T THAT FUCKING COOL" in the most blatant, and heavy handed way possible.
Superman's entire involvement in the story ruins that movie cause his character is written so terribly just for "Muh Christian imagery" so people will like him.

>muh masculinity
You really have no reason to like this movie, you've tried pushing every angle of this turd
>it's 2deep 4 u
>gets BTFO thread after thread
>a new cut will fix it
>director's cut comes out and it's more bloated than ever
>m-m-m-muh kino
>become the board's laughingstock
>t-t-t-this movie is j-j-j-just t-t-too m-m-m-masculine for you
Loving every laugh

>BVS is 2+ hours of Snyder Screaming "SUPERMAN IS JESUS ISN'T THAT FUCKING COOL" in the most blatant, and heavy handed way possible.

that's some funny b8.

This somes up SOME of the problem lsc in BVS.

i'm sure you're one of the idiots who think the extended version is even better with more boring black lady scenes

Lel, theatrical cut is superior, your just too pedestrian to understand

>I can't argue with it so it must be bait.

Never watched the theatrical

No further questions

>Nu-marvelfag
>Posts Hillary
Figures.

You can't go back to the 2deep4u angle boy, you're on that "muh masculinity" shit today, remember?

I forgot how good the music is when Batman starts going to town

actually the reason it was so hated is because its shit

So happy to see my fellow marvelbros fighting the DCucks' toxic masculinity bullshit in this thread

>raised by single mothers
still my best film of 2016

It's a trifecta, too masculine, too smart and too ahead of it's time for you plebs to appreciate.

obviously not as triggered as OP who makes this same thread every couple hours

Not even OP, but I'm sure you don't even lift

And you get assblasted every time

not really, its just sad to see honestly

im not this guy btw

Nice, you went all out, but it's missing a pretentious paragraph filled with buzzwords.

Sh-shut up. This isn't fair. We can't let the Marvel agenda keep doing this #DCMOVIESMATTER

>if I don't get it it's pretentious
wew

It was bad because the scenes in it were bland and boring. The script was terrible.

They literaly could have just copy and pasted The Dark Knight Returns animated movie and it would have been good. Synder went full retard.

Man of Steel was fantastic. Why couldn't we just just got that plus some Watchmen touches in it.

The more I watch the Justice League trailer, the more I actually like it though.

However it's going to be a badly edited and cut movie.

Pretentious means that it holds false pretenses
Such as a toy catalogue implying greater importance through sophomoric allusions

>snyder
>jew
wew

bingo

>if I don't get it it's pretentious
lol

>DUDE EXCALIBUR
>does nothing with it
>doesn't integrate it into the plot or structure whatsoever
>simply DUDE YOU KNOW EXCALIBUR TOO, RIGHT?
>this is considered 2deep4u for the comic book generation

>Implying the reason this movie is so testosterone filled isn't BECAUSE Snyder is an insecure faggot

relax friend, it's not your fault you didn't get it.

>it has allusions to G-D, I can't even right now, don't you know G-d is dead

Atheists BTFO

>it's nihilist

Superman is literally a symbol of hope, you don't even understand the film pedestrian

t. conservative G-d fearing goy

>Man of Steel was fantastic
no it wasnt