How do you guys cope with loneliness ?

How do you guys cope with loneliness ?
I just stuff balloons in my pants and pretend its a woman.

i don't
im just alone
in the cold
forever

you'll get use to it user

have instructions?

You can also shave one of your legs so it feels like you have someone to sleep with.

I'm thinking I could get more balloons and imitate a woman's breasts and maybe the rest of the body

theres a difference from being lonely and being alone.

I have 2 dogs.
when I'm horny (which is rarely) I'll go to the broth or get an escort

I make requests in the loli voice threads for simple conversational sentences and phrases and then when I want to feel like I have someone I talk to myself and play the clips in response.

I believe this

not really just some tips
there are balloons with thinner plastic, and they make for a much more realistic butt feel I think
you can see in the pic the red balloon is not only rounder but also softer to the touch, they are also slightly transparent

These motherfuckers talking about balloon physics to try and have some relatively close to a female. Holy shit how sad can you get haha. user please just go by a fuck butt online

>I have 2 dogs.
>when I'm horny...

Totally saw that going a different direction.

>these
its only me user
its only me and the balloons

Thank you OP. You made me kek. Way more than I probably should have.

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im in a pool of acid please save me

How long you been doing this? You ever handle one too rough and have it pop on accident?

Oh good, an unintentional cringe thread.

Guys, it's really not that hard to meet someone. Stop being spergs all the time, that really is it. I've met people on WoW of all places that ended up being close friends for years. ON WOW, GUYS. GET IT TOGETHER. Do you have a Facebook? Fucking add a single girl and message her. Tell her she's cute and you just wanted to add her for the hell of it. You'd be surprised how well that can work out for you, trust me.

>I have 2 dogs.
>when I'm horny
>I'll go to the broth or get an escort

Thank God, I thought that was going to go in a COMPLETELY different direction. See, this is why you guys are alone, you say weird shit like, "I have 2 dogs. When I get horny..."

You want to alpha your life up? FUCKING DO IT. Stop doubting yourselves and just fucking TRY SOMETHING NEW. Balloons in pants, Jesus tap dancing Christ.

well I think I have a feel for it now
I haven't been doing for too long maybe half a year or so
sometimes I whip the balloons and while playing bdsm videos on the background but I probably only popped a pair of ballons so far

I enjoy being alone, I just don't like the feeling of being lonely

I've been living alone for 3 years now and in the start I was very lonely but now I haven't had any social contact aside from store clerks and the mail man.

I think I just forgot what loneliness feels like and now being alone feels normal. I guess it just happens eventually.

Oh lawd, mah cringe!

...that was the point of the joke

Jesus user. Why can't you get a date?

I buyed a mannequin and i kissed her every night, I wrapped it with plastic bags so it feels more real and soft

Cope with it? I don't know, do the same things I'd normally do I guess.

Go to work, watch my shows, listen to music, post on online communities, fap to hot girls, etc.

I'm not really complaining though, it's a choice I made for myself. I realize I could go out at any point and 'talk to a girl' maybe she'd even like me, I'm pretty good at making people laugh. But I just, can't do it. Can't bring myself to commit myself to another person it's just, too much. I can't really explain why either, though I have a few guesses, but the truth is, it's all on me.

It's my fault that I'm lonely, and it will continue to be that way unless I decide to change, though I'm not sure I will.

caus muh balloons

Hi John

What do you do for a living?

Nothing. I have used heroin, escorts, cocaine, benzos, fast cars, food...etc but ultimately nothing works. You just have to sit with the pain until it gets a bit better and you can function again.

For me the thing is people are like you. Stupid and unlikable. I don't want to know or be with people like you or even people who want to know or be with you.

I don't want shallow stupid people around. I don't like them. This limits the potential for human interaction.

Idiot.

Sounds like you're a lazy faggot

This made my day better, thanks op.

Heyyyyy! That was really close! My name is Jon actually! Almost freaked me out for a second.

i love being alone. If I didn't want to be alone, I wouldn't be alone. I go and talk to people to remind myself why i choose to be alone from time to time.

>I don't want shallow stupid people around
So neck yourself already

hookers and drugs

Fucking hell. Find an interest, heck fake an interest. Get involved in groups related to that interest. Done.

I never thought id say this but fuck man, youd be better off, giving up and becoming a brony, at least then you could meet some almost human people...

Balloons? WTF

Alrighty, that's your viewpoint on it I guess. I mean, you're not completely wrong, but that's why I don't want a relationship. It's more of a 'I had an extremely shitty childhood and have trouble with connecting to people'

But feel free to disagree, that's fine. Just remember to fuck yourself super hard in the ass when you next get the chance.

making my false statement look like that I fuck my dogs makes me stupid and shallow? what are you 14? get off my /b
reeeeeeee

here

Was that directed at me? I can't imagine you're going off on a guy making a dumb dog fucking joke. If it was directed at me, you have a serious problem, if you're going to call someone who really wants the best for all of you an idiot. I'm actually really intelligent. Intelligent enough that I know how to get people to be my friends. Maybe you should try it out?

You really know nothing about me, so it sounds like you're projecting. Maybe I remind you of someone who wronged you? I'm not even slightly shallow, I'm just trying to give you guys some real talk, so maybe you'll listen.

Being lonely is a terrible thing.

Hey Faggots, My name is Jon and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

How would I know that if you hadn't said it before? You just attention whored
>Uh, I don't want to be in a relationship. I can't handle it, I guess

You're not alone. You have the internet.

Oh right, the guido copypasta. I forgot his name was John. I don't know, I don't think I'm THAT much of an asshole.

>inb4 hurr durr
>you took the b8

Weed. Ton's of weed.
Also, vidya and music (I learned some instruments).

And since you allready live the blues, get a guitar and learn to fucking play it. Be productive. It's healthy.

wtf even is this thread?

>I just stuff balloons in my pants and pretend its a woman.
Is OP trying to make screencap bait?

One user shared his coping mechanism, other Anons pretended they were better than him

If it was bait, it was cast to the wrong fish. Maybe consider being a vegetarian.

not really just looking for advice
this is my favorite pair of pants because I can sorta put my dick inside with some lube

life...
not working out for everybody

only underage newfags redditcap

not you user
I was adding to your post
my bad for not clarifying

Bitch I am currently fucking 3 women soft harem style and I am still lonely.

Loneliness doesn't come from lack of interpersonal interaction, it comes from a lack of understanding and emotional isolation.
If you never care about anything, no one cares about you, or you can't ever connect with anyone because you are too terrified to ever let anyone know you are suffering so you never truly interact with them, you just project a persona that they interact with almost like a goddamn sock puppet. That is loneliness.

I personally cope by distracting myself with video games, weightlifting, drinking, sex, masturbation, and other dopamine/endorphin releases until the eventual last beat of my heart when I can finally go to sleep for the last time.

You're the one that called out my post. If you wouldn't have, it would have disappeared among the myriad of other posts. I'm not 'whoring' you're just being a dummy

I said I take responsibility for the fact that I'm lonely. I've never had a relationship, and never will most likely. But it's not anybody's fault, I'm blaming nobody but myself.

I can hate myself and want to die, while also taking responsibility for my own actions. It might seems weird or dumb to you but that's just how I do.

For the record, I don't personally believe that anyone is unlovable. I think everyone could find someone to love and be loved if they wanted to, but some people (Like those in this thread me included) hold themselves back either through mental illness, a bad past, or whatever other reason. Feel free to disagree though.

do you have a social life at all user?
I don't have many outside of work mates

also
post pics of you fucking your balloon pants

I have 1 good friend that happens to be a sociopath
besides him I still have 2 or 3 "mates" that I could maybe hang out with

Why not get some proper sex toys instead of balloons?

I already did that twice today so I don't think I can pull off another erection

this.

I think its too awkward and I don't have a card for online purchases

Too awkward? You're fucking balloons bro. It's way more socially acceptable to own sex toys than what you're currently doing. Use some cash and get a prepaid card

You cant get an erection more than twice a day? Is there something wrong with you?

>How do you guys cope with loneliness ?

I just don't give a fuck. I feel pretty good being alone, _don't need some meaningless human to be around to feel happy you gotta evolve your mind to your environment.

similar to me
though I choose not to associate with the other few, they are loosers. I've known them for 15 years though so it's hard to remove them from your life.

do it for the Sup Forumsoys

Ill be ur friend user c:

nah it's cool, you smell funny

>How do you guys cope with loneliness ?

I do my own thing. I work long hours and I fill the rest of my days with hobbies and studying. I go out with friends whenever it's not to inconvenient.

>I have 2 dogs.
>when I'm horny
I need to stop using this website

I just don't think its healthy to ejaculate so many times a day

>I go out with friends when the remember to invite me

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you hard yet op?
still waiting on you to fuck your pants

(he cry) That meme lying and his mind is not evolved to be part of the master race.

I don't.

Coping is for faggots.

I didn't care for long being a 24 year old kissless virgin with no friends. I started trying shit like tinder and got some booty calls with a fat woman and 4 women who I am pretty sure were traps. I couldn't be bothered taking the risk so I gave up. 2 weeks ago I feel in love with a qt cashier who is too nice to me. We would stare into each others eyes and smile and make small talk. Today her friend teased her and she pushed her away. I act like a weird clumsy creep around her and people often stare at me. I feel pathetic and hopeless. I have no chance with her. It's all a misunderstanding. I haven't felt like this since 6th grade. Going there is painful. Being ugly sucks.

But its perfectly health to fuck pants stuffed with balloons?

>screencapping is Reddit
Lol, okay newfag

sorry guys not this thread

also..post timestamp pic of you fucking your pants

Do it. You have more of a chance than 95 percent of the people here

this must be the only board you lurk

Whenever I start to feel really lonely while I'm in bed I just reach out and grab my gfs butt then I don't feel as lonely

I'm 98% sure you already have pics

i don't get lonely too often but when i do then i imagine someone cuddling me or dating and imagine myself doing couples stuff. it's kinda sad tbh.

>All these girlfriend, wife, and ex girlfriend threads with people asking what others would do

>Im so ronery! ;____;

So you guys are just virgins with cuck fantasies.

>implying anyone on here actually has a gf

try harder

Oh shit you did try harder and I wasted my dubs by being a smartass

dammit

The answer is yes, this board is full of virgins with cuck and trap fantasies

>implying this isn't the new facebook

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Turned thirty. Eventually you put up with it long enough that after a while it just doesn't hurt as much as it used to.

It's most likely a misunderstanding on my part. I am a regular a customer so that is probably why she treats me like this. It's the closest place I could get lunch near my workplace so I would have to go back there. I am too much of a coward.

lol

I don't really care about sex. I wouldn't date a single mom though. I just want someone who loves me for me.

>I wouldn't date a single mom though
Fuck - yes; date - no. At least you've got a better chance of her having most of her baby urges out of the way if she's already spat out a couple of them.