Man Utd v Spurs match thread 2

1-0

Mkhitaryan

post feet

What part of Manchester are you from senpai?

>de gay

You now remember Ryan Mason

He had 20 assists one season for Aston Villa

1st for 1st.

Dabchester

Considering the amount of quality on the field, this match has been fucking dreadful

You now remember Darren Anderton

Remember to ignore and report.

That was a benuldi.

OP's pic just made me realize rooney isn't playing kek

Inb4 90th minute equaliser xD

>Mar she all

anyone got any nice feet pics for us toe lads ;3

>martial will never learn to finish

>floppy ankles

You now remember WAYNE ROONEY

What quality? Genuinely asking

is Martial, dare I say it, overrated shit?

>all these bandwagoning fags pretending they are armenian
Where were all of you when everyone was calling Mkhitaryan shit?

>MARTIAL

As you command

Did a lawn mow

I am waiting for Fellaini substitution to defend the lead

Pogba (best midfielder in the world)
Mkitaryan (future ballon d'or winner)
Martial (brightest young striking talent in the world)
Herrera (modern Xavi)

stfu you should be proud anyone pretend to be from your backward 3rd world country

>Eric Dier
>Has never died in his life

Everytime a see an interview with her, I can't shake of a feeling that she's a guy with an uterus.

And let's not forget Rooney and Fellaini on the bench

I just think that these players could be playing better football. There are no good combinations, apart from Mkhi's shot, the shooting has been dreadful, set-pieces were shit, no good dribblings and Tottenham have no fucking clue about attacking.

Just bring on the halftime slags already.

i lost my hat but i want to get a snack at half time what do

you dont remember nicky barmby

...

do you really belive this?

Jones (new Rio la)
Darmian (more versatile Maldini)

He is not a wide player. I really don't understand why United insist on it. He will literally never become a useful player in that position at this level, and the longer he plays there, the less chance of him becoming a good striker there is. It's mad as fuck.

>Kyle Walker
>runs most of the time

>Eric Dier
>Has never died his hair in his life

WEEBS OUT
CUSTOMERS OUT

why do you need a hat

But he's dire.

hm

>man u reaches bump limit before half time
>takes chelsea an entire game

>wayne rooney
>has never rooned in his life

please have feminine penis

It's a "clueless white man" advert.

Gonna have a quick game of titanfall during the half.

it's -10

Post halftime sl/a/gs

kill your self
KILL YOUR SELF

>Dele Alli
>Doesn't even box

You now remember Vlad Chiricheș

i was eating man

half time = slags time??

Fuck off, Malaysia.

fucking malaysia

so annoying to be losing to such a shitty goal

fuck sake harry

This game isn't very good

WHAT THE REEEEEEEEE

nuke malasia now

DELETE

post slags

>store is called 'currys pc world'
>advert has a paki storeclerk

Thank you for this smile, Britain.

MODS

How pathetic are you? You see a picture of a cute girl and automatically you think "I hope she has a penis."

Beyond pathetic

>tfw scat fetishist and every time I see a cute girl I imagine her crapping in my mouth

>replying the underage b&

vaggoos are gross

It's half time.

Post sluts

anime

Bro I live on the west coast, it's sometimes hard to watch epl games when some start at 4am, or 630 am on weekends. I am only awake because I woke up in middle of night randomly and couldn't get back to sleep.

It was even more difficult to watch Bundesliga games when Miki played in dortmund since they started at 5am constantly.

>an aircraft would rather go missing for months than go back to Malaysia

now I understand...

How do I get a qt Armenian gf?

Where is the machine, shlomo?

>wake up late
>have a headache
>Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham

let me guess, they were playing great football while I wasn't watching

ewwww

>David de gay
>Is straight

Kek.

calm down i was just kidding

>herrera is the most improved player in the league this season

imagine getting paid £100,000s for this analysis

...

she's butt ugly

This thread is absolutely disgusting.

>sluts
fuck off yank
it's slags

>Sky playing Christmas tunes in the background

Move to Los Angeles and hang out in Pasadena or Glendale

i agree
cocks are aesthetic and beautiful, vaggoos are just ugly holes

Do these trousers have a name?

I hate you

post some trannies

>£30m creative midfielder scores his first league goal in the middle of december, half way through the season
>MOURINHO MASTERCLASS HOW WELL HAS HE MANAGED HIM PURE BRILLIANCE?

Why is Carragher such a helium-filled bellend?

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>Ana pre-nosejob
>happy in every photo
>cute personality
>wife material

>Ana post-nosejob
>always frowning
>no fun allowed
>what the fuck are you looking at, disgusting white male?

I can't do anything about your ass-allergy m8

Are you poofs or something

yeah of course

nope, easy counterattack goal because harry mong gave the ball away

spurs should have had a penalty

You now remember Paulinho

this just kill me