Just got done with a 1 hours fap session, how did you spend the evening?

just got done with a 1 hours fap session, how did you spend the evening?

afternoon here

I was going to bash you on the quality of that weed, but apon further inspection it appears you have something seriously wrong with you.
Good day

why the fuck do you have beats....faggot

Is that horse manure crumbled up on your desk?

It's hard for me to differenciate between the horse shit and the Beats Headphones.

yeah fresh horse doodoo, smells good, still warm

thats poorly grown

nice desk!

OMFG thats what that is!

doodoo

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please smoke some

the most disgusting thing about this picture isnt the massive pile of shit on your desk, or the cum soaked fleshlight, NOR the 2 pictures of girls riding horses that you obviously jacked off to, but those terribly overpriced and shitty headphones.

Explain.

Spent last night playing Star Wars RP in Garry's mod

Dubs and you smoke a joint of that horse shit weed

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The beats are by far the most disgusting thing about that.

Well, you really cant expect horsefuckers to be informed consumers.

what the fuck is on your table? a pile of shit?

nah the weed looks more disgusting

get some proper headphones you stupid cunt!

What a great picture. How long did it take you to set that up?

roll

i fap while looking at horses and sniffing their shit. horsegirls have to be present tho. i always image the horses taking huge shits while they dont even react cause theyre so used to it. makes me fucking diamonds

shit is on some paper you normie, put it in the fleshlght, show us you fucking it and giving a fresh load, then you'll be real man.

>doodoo

sorry, re-explain, i can't believe

Why is there a small amount of horse shit on top of the peanut butter jar?

Did you put a little bit of PB on the roof of your mouth so you can do the same mouth movements as Mr Ed?

Is the horse shit there to stop you from overindulging in more?

No fucking way

it tastes good too but scratches the shit out of your throat so I just smell it. the fresher the better.

well, in order to smell it while looking at the pics i had to elevate it a little, the peanutbutter was just laying around. i also use it as a smell neutralizer, because your nose gets used to the smell so it loses its effect after a while

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dubs, you have to eat it

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What

how's it taste?

Where do you get the horse shit?

wow, bet your parents are proud!

I can smell horse shit within a few hundred metres and you can't smell the huge pile you have on your desk?

PB n' shit sandwich?

from a horse

Post a time stamp or this is pasta

guess it has to be eaten now

>being this new

How new are you?

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kekekekekek

Double dubs confirms it, eat shit OP

OP is too busy eating horse shit...
Guess this is /thread

>newfags arguing about who's newer

fucking kek

>weed
thats horseshit....

Were you fapping to horses?

>Yeah well newer fags then me are newer so who are you to say

screencap this shit

Learn to read you fucking inbred

>the cum on the desk next to the mouth hole
I keep finding things to laugh at. Thanks OP.

Can you make veggieburgers out of it?

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This

horse shit doesnt smell at all. it actuallx has a very mild smell. its different when we talk about a dunghill thats been rotting for months

if you actually liked it it wouldnt be on paper, probly just dirt anyways

its easier to clean up that way. it breaks apart easily

you should add your own doodoo to this horse's doodoo and mix it up m8, no thank needed

Please don't eat it, fucken hell

human poop smells like shit, bro. horse shit has a great smell, very mild

>Doesn't smell at all
>Has a very mild smell

Pick one

I think we deserve a bit of background story OP

Yeah, how did you come to this point in your life?

just try for yourself, you'll see what I mean. It smells very good. Any other shit has a very aggressive smell

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friend of my moms always took me to her stalls after kindergarden, she was super hot and i saw her handle all these giant horses and cleaning their shit and them shitting right in front of her and her not giving a fuck because she was so used to it and it just looked and smelled so good. also my parents never liked horses and dudes riding horses was kinda gay back then so the forbidden always excited me i guess. It's not my only sexual preference, I also like women and get aroused just as easily. I see this horse fetish as an extra bonus to my sexuality and sometimes feel bad for normalfags because they can only get hard off of women while i can get hard off of women and horses.
huge draft horses are my preference because they shit the most.

eat it

Long story short, he couldn't fuck the hot woman so he fucked the hot shit.

I can guarantee you that there is horse shit that smells terrible. Pic related

I know what you mean though, you're referring to farm raised equine manure that eat nothing but grass. Still wouldn't indulge nasally speaking tho

nice grass clippings. How much you pay for that?

Can't deny trips OP, eat it and weep

Checked and sniffed

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Poopy get thread.

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Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixs horses ass?

How old are you?
You sound like you are in your 50's

The only smart person in here.

>reverse research
>no images found
gg Sup Forums finally someone good to see there

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lmao is that horse shit?

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You fucking retard. Get cancer and die spaztic fuck. Smelling on horse shit? And fapping? Get knocked the fuck out irl fucking hilbilly

The anger, lol.

okay... where does the Peanut butter comes into the picture?

JEALOUS POORFAGS LOL!

>Windows vista

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sometimes i wonder why such people exist in the world, but then i realise i am on Sup Forums

Epic bread: toasting

Kek