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whats the plan for tonight turtle

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Not 'e, but I'm just gonna have a beer and watch a movie

art exhibition with some dj's but I feel like shit

alri phimosislad

> *pop open Sup Forums catalogue*
> where shall we be posting today
> obvious bait
> not so obvious bait
> foreign language general #352
> /cum/ (/dum/, amarite?)
> /brit/
Yes. This should satisfy my intense (You) addiction.

>it's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends
what the actual fuck did he mean by this

Man what you know about a sweet MC, in the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet MC, you better become me
If you ever wanna be one see

[Verse 1: Eye-Kyu]
Yo some people say I'm whack, now if that's right
I'm the freshest whack MC that you ever heard, in your lifetime
My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
Boy I'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets
Forgot a gold digger's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness
With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this
I got more Different Strokes than Philip Drummound
On open mic I bone your women just to keep my lyrics coming (bitch)
We elevated to new heights premeditated
Let it be that I stated they hate it now that they see that I made it
The escalated can be put to the test of greatness
Snatch the heart from MC's and I ate it
So I take it that's the reason I'm hated
To represent my temperment
If rap was a dick all you so called hard MC's would not be impitant
But pimping it, and acting like you could rock a show (so)
Harder than LL's Rock the Bells, but you is a ho (now)
Everything that you collaborate I lacerate
My rhymes they keep coming like nympho maniacs that masturbate
At a faster rate, yeah I got something for your ass to hate
I blasterate, and have you all running master gates
And as for face clutching and touching the flows
I got them open like marijuana smoke up in your nose
Bucking these hoes, I got that shit down to a science
Leaving them hot and bothered, turned on like an appliance
Defiance, no we won't have that
You want your shit to blow up?
Well I'ma stuff some dynamite in your ass crack
And blast that shit to kingdom come
Then bring them some of this real hip-hop
I drop beats and you ain't singing or gonna do a thing about
And you all knew from Meeko
That you couldn't hold your own with the strength of Lou Forigno
So stop that bullshit and flow
Yo, you need to come with the real skills, and act like you know

think I might be bent lads

what do?

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download grindr and find out if you are

la noire is misleading as a video game its more like an interactive slow movie
i don't use capitals

Suck a willy

sounds nice
whats the art about

me on the left

>la noire is misleading as a video game its more like an interactive slow movie

true statement

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space

don't like high-waisted things because of these lines/things

Bought a couple of new dresses for the weekend
I'm a bloke haha

yea stay at home lol

Don't be distressed.

I thought I might be gay once. I experimented to discover my true sexuality free from social stigma.

I came through the other side realising I wasn't gay at all.

Do the same. Maybe you're attracted to guys, maybe you aren't. Just don't let it change you.

When I experimented, it was very laissez-faire. If I'm attracted to guys, I'm still exactly the same person but I get off to guys. If not, it doesn't matter. Simple as.

I've put clothes on already

the gf

Lmao wut

I hear in France they wear the same outfit all week, and they only take a bath twice a month.

That's how I live already, except it's deemed unacceptable by backward Anglo society (I'm Anglo myself).

It's unnatural changing clothes and showering every single day. It's a modern invention. An aberration. An anomaly.

>I don't think it's because of racial factors but more of social ones
its both. Its just a simple fact that when you're nonwhite its harder to integrate because of your race. My grandparents are English, nobody can tell that my family is from a different country at a glance. A 3rd generation African will always stick out.

> there's a will of the institute power to keep the communities under
That argument could maybe be made for America but in Europe all the foreign communities have had barely any racial abuse in the past and get a tonne of government support.

>what could unite every community is a strong nation and a strong flag to stay under
America cant even do that and the entire countries culture is designed to make you integrate. Only whites have consistently integrated in America

>but integration and multiculturalism is good
name one country where multiculturalism has worked. Also integrate into what? We put up with their beliefs or they actually accept ours for once?

Where can I find a cosplaying gf?

every time i learn more about you, you become more of a bender

he's a cuck and a fool, don't waste your time

comicon

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choon

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Every star in every flag on a single flag.

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DIDNT NEED TO FUCKING SEE THIS

I mean in real life

Been set up with a 7/10 bird and shes just text me now. How do i text lasses without sounding like a sperglord

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Every leaf in every flag on a single flag

Tell me about growing up in Suburban Britan.
That girl you liked? How was highschool?

arse gf

nba 2k would be a better game if they didn't niggerfy every aspect of it

>That girl you liked?
no such thing!
>How was highschool?
shit

>niggerfy
explain

Phwoar

>nba 2k would be a better game if they didn't niggerfy every aspect of it

local geek conventions

Stop posting arses you niggers

That's the US you're thinking about.

British schoolboys fall in love with other schoolboys, and they call it "secondary school".

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are jez x

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hood culture

need a thot gf

everyone likes a good bum :)

had to be breathing through the nose not orthodontia and the onset of puberty nope no way

Meirl.

>tfw no gf

Screeching, he's off his nut

Hey Britbongs. You are getting our rain as well.

youtu.be/QAwL0O5nXe0

Wonder if some photoshop guru could put our Gerry on there instead

did someone say curry-cheese chips

>thought he would get his act together once he won
>he's more of a madman now

>OMG HE LEFT A ROOM
Trump is done for! I'm a #cruzmissle now

Hmmm... interesting.

his hair looks white here

Quite.
*sips darjeeling*

Fucking hell she's a fat cunt now

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i think this is my favourite Jam song

the jam are my new fave band i think

not enough arse

alri PJW

man that's just fat

who dat

that's disgusting cellulite nigger tier arse

Whisky vs. Wine vs. Fortified Wine

Who would win?

Disgusting

Whisky

alri gaylords

P H I L I P

How is the Russian Jewish life?

No, I want to hear what was growing up like in Suburban Britian.
I just didn't what they call school

Wine is for women

nigger

gays like bums though

>nigger

stop being so racist

Honestly we should be considering military action against Spain right now, it's what a government not comprised of weak Marxist cunts would be doing.

Only a faggot would think wine is for women.

No you gaybos I like women's bums, big ones

I agree

t. Leaf

don't mind me just shipping my runts

are you unironically triggered by someone saying nigger on Sup Forums? This general is an embarrassment.

another 2 feet of water and you're country will be fully submerged

is it warm?
my graphics card is idling at 5 degrees higher than it normally does
doesn't feel particularly warm

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> large bent
Just like someone we all know.

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