H-hey~

h-hey~
I'm bored and lonely. Anyone wants to talk?

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What's good, fam?

Just bored, catching up on the ASL vods~
w-what about ya?

Today's one of those days where you're not really sick anymore but you don't want to do anything so you tell everyone you're still recovering so you can just lay around and watch TV all day... At least, that's what's going on for me.

I-I haven't been sick in years so I actually don't know those days~

That's pretty cool. Do you just have a really good immune system or something?

I don't actually know, just never get sick or anything. Never going outside might have something to do with it too.

Ah, I get what you mean. How old are ya, man?

Too old to be a cute cat. Not old enough to be an old cat~

Tabby? Or calico? Or something else entirely?

Just a cat~

I think I can accept that. Don't be saying you're a cat if you don't actually have any, though.

I'm a cat, I own a cat. I have a cute cats (and cute things) folder.
Here, lemme take a shot of milk.

A cat can own a cat? How well is that working out for you?

By the way that shit better be chocolate milk.

I only have normal milk.
My cat doesn't like me much. He's kind of a dick.

Post butt
>then
Post moar butt.

that's lewd so n-no

Normal milk, just by itself with nothing sweet like that? That's nasty. And I feel you. One of my cats is comfy and cozy and lovey-dovey and the other is Satan incarnate.
Nah, man, I'm not trying to see any gay shit.

Hey don't interupt their conversation with your homoerotic fantasies bruh.

Milk on its own is great already. Hot chocolate would be better but I don't have any.

h-hi~
w-wanna join in?

this is officially a spiderman thread.
fuck off this thread now!

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Maybe I'll join in a minute, but I'm eating breakfast and it's impolite to speak with my mouth full.

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What are you having for breakfast?~

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Yeah, see, this guy gets it.
I can't do regular milk just by itself like that. It either needs to be chocolate or with a piece of cake or cookies or something of that sort.
Fuck, man.

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Just some eggs and toast with a side of lentils.
Pretty tasty even if it's simple.

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I could actually go for cookies I guess. That sounds nice. Maybe I should go out and buy some.

I-I prefer cereals for breakfast~

I thought I'd just but in with the waifu here and watch as this conversation continues to unfold.

Hey, cereals are great too.
I just prefer something warm on brisk mornings like this.
Speaking of which, seems like a good time for some tea!

That's a cute waifu, user. You're a lucky guy.

o-okay.. b-but hi anyway~

I-I really prefer sweet stuff in the morning, eggs and lentils just sound... weird to me~

Thank you. It's a very happy & healthy relationship. Ups and down, but, that's all apart of being lovers.

Well do you have any social media

Yeah, I guess it is a little wierd, but it's my dad's favorite and I guess I just became accustomed to having it.
What's your favorite cereal, if you don't mind me asking?

I-I don't do social media and the such~
And I think that even if I had any, I wouldn't post it on this place~

j-just the basic, boring corn flakes~
What's yours then?

My favorite cereal?
Well, if I had to choose, then... probably Cheerios, because they're a good snack, even when you don't have milk!

post baguette (^:

h-hi there~

I-I don't really snack much

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hey FAGGOT what are you up to

Well one can only get so far in a conversation about food.
What are your interests, user? Got any hobbies?

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I-I just finished catching up on some ASL vods. That's about all I've been up to today~
How about you, kangaroo person?

food is good tho.
I just do the boring stuff, play video games, read books occasionally. Go for walks and all~

t-that's not very constructive but I'll let it pass cause you have nice repeating digits. 8 is my favorite number.

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I don't get it

what the FUCK is asl

Afreeca StarLeague~
A Brood War tournament~

Hungry. Anyone got any recommendation on what I should get for lunch?

in english??

my cock

Oh, games huh? Starcraft a favorite of yours?

It's Starcraft tournaments dude.

I would like some hot creamy sauce. Care to show me so I can see if I would try it?

sorry i don't play anime games

only if you're cute

How do you not know what Brood War is, have you been living under a rock for the past 20 years? :3

I-I grew up with RTS, Starcraft being one of them~

What is your definition of cute?

Soz, i just wanted to end shitty spiderman thread.

>Starcraft
>anime
It's just an RTS where you build army bases an fight for/against aliens.

That's cool! I personally grew up with the Warcraft trilogy and love the genre, even if I'm not very good at it. Any recommended videos for someone looking to try out Starcraft?

ikr its weird question but anyone here knows some good yaoi shit with boys that have cat ears? Dont judge me please...

>Not know all the different porn sites already
Just use depressed teddy for all your porn if you want it.

>cute cat boys
>lewd
SHOTA ARE NOT FOR LEWD

FOR CUDDLES, HUGS, AND KISSES ONLY

I got you fam.
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It's all good~

t-that's a pretty simple way to describe it ;w;

Catboys are for cute. Please remove yourself from this place.

I-I'd suggest waiting for the remaster and check out Day[9] then :3

No shota needed, i just need some normal yaoi shit with cat ears, ikr this is bad thread to ask, but iam desperatelly bored.

It doesnt need to be porn, i just want to read something, got 2 days free and idk what to do.

>I-I'd suggest waiting for the remaster and check out Day[9] then :3
Alright, sounds cool!

For beating and raping only.

Kay, sorry for disturbing your conversation guys, iam goin, kyaah~

Oi, not that user but thats some good shit right there m8

also yes i've been living under a rock for my entire life

yaoi is still as bad as shota my man

youtube.com/watch?v=tyQ83gz4Md0&t=69s

Alright. Done being on the phone. Back to the thread. So--

you also live on a rock. Stuck between a rock and a rock.

you'll be stuck between my cock and a hard place soon you french fuck

I-I'm not sure if I'm fine with it or not ;w;

Also depends on whether you meant Sc2 or BW~

of course you're okay with it because you're a slut remember?

Well, I'm done with breakfast and have some errands to run. Nice chatting with you, and I'll be sure to check out that Starcraft stuff!

s-sure

Was nice talking to ya~
Have a nice day~

download kik and make account you silly baguetteboy

n-not happening

be kind to me and fugging do it

bruh i would rather fap to yaoi than shota

I-I wanna be kind but don't want to do it?

Yaoi is gay~

that's stupid make an account

So am I... btw No. 6 was nice, but the ending was sooo bad.

I'm stupid~

The ending was great~

correct, so make an account or i post lewd haru

Not rly, idc if they werent together, they were at 90% supposed to die... Manga was nice, anime too, but cmon, you must admit that the ending was rushed. But ye, it was kinda sad, i will admit that.

p-please don't post any lewds of Haru

b-but I liked it

i won't if you make a kik account (^:

I-I'm not making one~