Never could understand what the issue with this pizza was. It looks plenty tasty to me

Never could understand what the issue with this pizza was. It looks plenty tasty to me.

It's raw dough and grease. It falls apart when he tries to pick up a slice. It's disgusting. You're disgusting.

gordon wouldn't know a delicious 'za if it hit him

Child detected. Mature people know that pizza looks fucking delicious and each and every one of them would down it without a second thought.

yes i could never see the issue either

>It falls apart when he tries to pick up a slice
No shit, he held it there forever waiting for everything to fall down.

>I like my pizzas well done

I could see me tucking in to that if I were drunk/high.

DUDE WEED LMAO

DUDE

WEED

LE MEOW

Need I remind you what year it is?

the sound

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Honestly I feel bad for Americans who've never tasted authentic Italian pizzé.
Shame they can't eat anything that isn't coated in grease and shit.

Pic related, authentic, tasty, healthy pizzé.

pizza commercials typically show barely cooked, mostly raw pizza, because it does LOOK good.

It'll smell and taste raw though.

But hey, this is autism posting. Its not like this post will be THE POST that stops this from being posted again.

I would eat it, but you'd expect a professional chef to do better.

it's spelled pôïz'zæ'eh

>taking food advice from a fucking scotsman

I like Ramsay, but his food is awful. Try following any of his recipes and you get flavorless crap.

>authentic Italian
What are you, a dummie? Pizza was born in America you clown.

*pizzá

Honestly I feel bad for Europeans who've never tasted authentic 'go style 'za.
Shame they can't eat anything that isn't coated in infidel's blood and shit.

Pic related, authentic, tasty, healthy 'go 'za.

clowns were invented in america you dont know who you are or what you're talking to you salad never pizza to my ever more capiche?

NY pizza is better than any "authentic" pizza

samefag by the way

>'go 'za

Didn't the ghostbusters defeat that?

What is this, 'go 'za for ants?

>implying that pizza isn't coated in grease

seriously though, American pizzas are fucking gross

HEY GUYS

hey handsome

Looks a bit heavy that m8

>American """education"""

That was a pretty embarrassing example of "Oh now I look retarded, better type some inane nonsense to play it off!"

That's not a pizza. That's tomato casserole.

It's a soup in a bread bowl.

why is that slize of pizza levitating?

DELET THIS

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>Chicago pizza
Disgusting.
New York all the way.