NEED an arse gf NOW edition
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>user...Come over here now...The chicken needs basted
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Establishment, or anti-establishment?
need a dead gf 2bf
Kind of sick of seeing brain dead spastics commenting on cultures they know nothing about
This idiot talking about the 'Arab mindset' is a prime example
both
don't give a fuck sorry
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best mde vid
the hitcher?
ohh yeahhh NIGELLA I'm gonna SEMEN-BLAST your CHEST-CAKES, YEAH... ohh.. ohhh... ohhh... getting there.. ohh... Nigella! ohhh... Nigella! ohhhhhh... slap my ballbag!! yes! yes! NIGELLA
>user put your willy in my vagina
>no april fools from hiro yet
it's awfully quiet, laddos
Slightly annoying desu, every time I speak to him about it he's like "Oh yeah bro sorry about that man no worries I'll do it next time" and then never does. I've got a choice between sperging out properly or just putting in a few hours of my time making the place less shite. Think I'm being played like a fiddle desu.
Joy Ride 1 or 2
he's from Reddit, like all Canadians are
don't pay any attention to them
sorry but i have a condition known as phimosis
Man if she actually talked like a kid in the bedroom that'd be an instant turnoff.
As I was walking home one night
I saw a stranger by a light
His arms were long, his head was small
I've never seen a man so tall
His arms reached out and grabbed me tight
I went along without a fight
I looked and saw he had no face
And then my heart began to race
He spoke to me without a sound
And picked me up right off the ground
The Slender Man took me away
To never see new light of day
antidisestablishmentarianism
oohh godddd nigella i can't go another round... ohh... oh my bonemast... ohh nigella... ohhhh
I know what I'm talking about you fucktard.
Their culture is fucked.
Fuck you.
Fucking barbarian-sympathising Taig fuckwit.
exactly why i live alone desu. that plus i like being able to wank wherever takes my fancy.
business idea: make a game where you're a secret underground paranormal investigator and each mission you have to find/hunt scary spooks (its a horror game)
:D
challenge: do one (1) post that I care about for once
Junk is not an Americanism
Do the gimmick correctly or face my lance.
brighton looks like Italy
sorry mate your 55 year old fanny is too loose for me
Are you the retard leaf that considers himself a modern day philosopher? Go back to the 'dit, you know nothing about algeria
>user you did bring the coke right??
>You can milk mummy after
woah bit explicit
>610x610
hate these resolutions
please only use powers of two in the future, such as
1
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and 8192
if i had my childhood again i'd try and be one of those boys whos only friends were girls.
they're nicer, smell better and may accidentally develop feelings over time
'it 'ay
You will be paid $2,000,000 USD if you agree to have your penis surgically removed
Yes or no?
id put more effort into sex with teachers d e s u
Why does every nation on Earth understand banter.
Except the fucking Yanks
wish Australians would be rounded into camps and gassed desu
>user bring me the eternal souls of young children to keep my youth NOW
he's an apostate muslim
they all talk like that and think they're "enlightened" because they left islam
would quite enjoy suckling at her milky teats ngl
got called a 7/10 on /fa/ lads
...
Called some ugly cunt at 7/10 on /fa/ as a joke
that's a 4/10 irl lad
what about my cummies instead
Conservatism is the dread fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is your inferior is being treated as an equal
except that was an Iraqi newspaper reporting that and Yanks weren't involved at all
learn to fucking read you fucking idiot, I bet you thought this was going to be a clever post when you did it
wish a Perth man would reply to me
Why are the aussies such chronic shitposters today? I'm cracking up
Now do Progressivism!
woah wtf i love open borders now.... thanks for making me see the light...
by allah we should put him to the sword
autismomick out in full force today lads
this one's too obscure
How have I given the pretense I'm a modern day philosopher? What the hell gave you that idea.
The French government the Algerians rebelled against was a non-racist regime that protected human rights. The sole reason the Algerians rebelled was out of their own racism and xenophobia towards the Khafir.
And a massive part of Algerian culture today is moving to France to make a living.
It's fucking despicable and pathetic. Algeria more than any country on earth has chosen to be a third-world shithole.
Are colonials allowed to sing Rule, Britannia?
don't have to be racist to be conservative
Yes i'm not using it anyway
don't care one tiny bit
>user bring me the eternal souls of young children to keep my body in the shape of a bowling pin NOW
How will /brit/ in 2017 be remembered 10 years from now?
think that was his point you mongoloid
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Haven't read a Canadian post since late 2015. I'm too intelligent.
imagine being gay lads... just imagine it
nigella lawson looks like a paki
Hi, welcome to The Hot Sparkling Tingle Angel Baby ASMR Salon. I am Miss Twinkling Stardust Whispering Petunia, and I will be performing your Ear Brushing today. *drums nails in your face* *sucks on the microphone* *breathes heavily without a pop filter*
>if you don't want other people ruling over you you're a racist and a xenophobe!
No. Sing Gangajang instead.
Like 2007 was, nothing
Anything after 2000 is boring and stale
she's jewish
>when my intellect is my weapon
might do a vocaroo making sex noises
what a stupid comic
leftists are stupid desu
fuck off you thick pathetic gay fucking retard
do it
Lot of very angry posters here this morning
n-no it's not
they rated an actual 8/10 as 8/10 theyre NOT lying to me
>Just checked this
Wow. It's even on the mother's side and everything.
Shan't even entertain the thought of replying to this 'hi'
never listened to a single Vocaroo ever
Can't understand why anybody would
Could somebody explain this comic strip to me like I just woke up from a 10 year coma?
jamie is cooking up a lovely beef thing on jamie at home lads
what if mummy hears
*doesnt brush my teeth for 5 days*
*sneezes in your face*
>April
>asian
lol
bit of a weird april fools there mate?
You know what I hate most about you? Your smile. And your big cock.
the more the merrier
good lad
Dumbald Drumpf is now President of the USA because everything is sexist and mean
> doesnt brush my teeth for 5 days
Enjoy periodontitis.
It's a fucking bitch.
Ahhh yes
>clinton is pro-establishment
>neck-deep in the system
>mainstream media continued to try to demonize trump
>somehow is against hillary anyway
That's pretty much what I'd expect from a left wing cartoon. Fucking dipshit liberals.
>user stop talking about immigration and start sucking on my teat