/brit/

NEED an arse gf NOW edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=VfK0Y_qzE54
youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
vocaroo.com/i/s1ANUxVpqppv
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>user...Come over here now...The chicken needs basted

guvk

Establishment, or anti-establishment?

need a dead gf 2bf

Kind of sick of seeing brain dead spastics commenting on cultures they know nothing about

This idiot talking about the 'Arab mindset' is a prime example

both

don't give a fuck sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=VfK0Y_qzE54
best mde vid

the hitcher?

ohh yeahhh NIGELLA I'm gonna SEMEN-BLAST your CHEST-CAKES, YEAH... ohh.. ohhh... ohhh... getting there.. ohh... Nigella! ohhh... Nigella! ohhhhhh... slap my ballbag!! yes! yes! NIGELLA

>user put your willy in my vagina

>no april fools from hiro yet
it's awfully quiet, laddos

Slightly annoying desu, every time I speak to him about it he's like "Oh yeah bro sorry about that man no worries I'll do it next time" and then never does. I've got a choice between sperging out properly or just putting in a few hours of my time making the place less shite. Think I'm being played like a fiddle desu.

Joy Ride 1 or 2

he's from Reddit, like all Canadians are
don't pay any attention to them

sorry but i have a condition known as phimosis

Man if she actually talked like a kid in the bedroom that'd be an instant turnoff.

As I was walking home one night
I saw a stranger by a light
His arms were long, his head was small
I've never seen a man so tall
His arms reached out and grabbed me tight
I went along without a fight
I looked and saw he had no face
And then my heart began to race
He spoke to me without a sound
And picked me up right off the ground
The Slender Man took me away
To never see new light of day

antidisestablishmentarianism

oohh godddd nigella i can't go another round... ohh... oh my bonemast... ohh nigella... ohhhh

I know what I'm talking about you fucktard.

Their culture is fucked.

Fuck you.

Fucking barbarian-sympathising Taig fuckwit.

exactly why i live alone desu. that plus i like being able to wank wherever takes my fancy.

business idea: make a game where you're a secret underground paranormal investigator and each mission you have to find/hunt scary spooks (its a horror game)

:D

challenge: do one (1) post that I care about for once

Junk is not an Americanism

Do the gimmick correctly or face my lance.

brighton looks like Italy

sorry mate your 55 year old fanny is too loose for me

Are you the retard leaf that considers himself a modern day philosopher? Go back to the 'dit, you know nothing about algeria

>user you did bring the coke right??
>You can milk mummy after

woah bit explicit

>610x610
hate these resolutions
please only use powers of two in the future, such as
1
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256
512
1024
2048
4096
and 8192

if i had my childhood again i'd try and be one of those boys whos only friends were girls.
they're nicer, smell better and may accidentally develop feelings over time

'it 'ay

You will be paid $2,000,000 USD if you agree to have your penis surgically removed

Yes or no?

id put more effort into sex with teachers d e s u

Why does every nation on Earth understand banter.

Except the fucking Yanks

wish Australians would be rounded into camps and gassed desu

>user bring me the eternal souls of young children to keep my youth NOW

he's an apostate muslim

they all talk like that and think they're "enlightened" because they left islam

would quite enjoy suckling at her milky teats ngl

got called a 7/10 on /fa/ lads

...

Called some ugly cunt at 7/10 on /fa/ as a joke

that's a 4/10 irl lad

what about my cummies instead

Conservatism is the dread fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is your inferior is being treated as an equal

except that was an Iraqi newspaper reporting that and Yanks weren't involved at all

learn to fucking read you fucking idiot, I bet you thought this was going to be a clever post when you did it

wish a Perth man would reply to me

Why are the aussies such chronic shitposters today? I'm cracking up

Now do Progressivism!

woah wtf i love open borders now.... thanks for making me see the light...

by allah we should put him to the sword

autismomick out in full force today lads

this one's too obscure

youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

How have I given the pretense I'm a modern day philosopher? What the hell gave you that idea.

The French government the Algerians rebelled against was a non-racist regime that protected human rights. The sole reason the Algerians rebelled was out of their own racism and xenophobia towards the Khafir.

And a massive part of Algerian culture today is moving to France to make a living.

It's fucking despicable and pathetic. Algeria more than any country on earth has chosen to be a third-world shithole.

Are colonials allowed to sing Rule, Britannia?

don't have to be racist to be conservative

Yes i'm not using it anyway

don't care one tiny bit

>user bring me the eternal souls of young children to keep my body in the shape of a bowling pin NOW

How will /brit/ in 2017 be remembered 10 years from now?

think that was his point you mongoloid

...

Haven't read a Canadian post since late 2015. I'm too intelligent.

imagine being gay lads... just imagine it

vocaroo.com/i/s1ANUxVpqppv

nigella lawson looks like a paki

Hi, welcome to The Hot Sparkling Tingle Angel Baby ASMR Salon. I am Miss Twinkling Stardust Whispering Petunia, and I will be performing your Ear Brushing today. *drums nails in your face* *sucks on the microphone* *breathes heavily without a pop filter*

>if you don't want other people ruling over you you're a racist and a xenophobe!

No. Sing Gangajang instead.

Like 2007 was, nothing

Anything after 2000 is boring and stale

she's jewish

>when my intellect is my weapon

might do a vocaroo making sex noises

what a stupid comic
leftists are stupid desu

fuck off you thick pathetic gay fucking retard

do it

Lot of very angry posters here this morning

n-no it's not
they rated an actual 8/10 as 8/10 theyre NOT lying to me

>Just checked this
Wow. It's even on the mother's side and everything.

Shan't even entertain the thought of replying to this 'hi'

never listened to a single Vocaroo ever
Can't understand why anybody would

Could somebody explain this comic strip to me like I just woke up from a 10 year coma?

jamie is cooking up a lovely beef thing on jamie at home lads

what if mummy hears

*doesnt brush my teeth for 5 days*
*sneezes in your face*

>April

>asian

lol

bit of a weird april fools there mate?

You know what I hate most about you? Your smile. And your big cock.

the more the merrier

good lad

Dumbald Drumpf is now President of the USA because everything is sexist and mean

> doesnt brush my teeth for 5 days
Enjoy periodontitis.

It's a fucking bitch.

Ahhh yes

>clinton is pro-establishment
>neck-deep in the system
>mainstream media continued to try to demonize trump
>somehow is against hillary anyway
That's pretty much what I'd expect from a left wing cartoon. Fucking dipshit liberals.

>user stop talking about immigration and start sucking on my teat