Why don't you own a fast bike?

Why don't you own a fast bike?

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I don't have a death wish and I'm not a white sunglasses wearing douchecock.

Why do people who ride these get like 1 foot from your bumper in traffic?

When I do it back they get triggered, why?

I did until a year ago or so, (I've posted this in the secrets thread) until I crashed, knocked myself out and I believe I got my friend kidnapped. Haven't heard from her since, neither have her family or friends.
My bike was a beautiful Yamaha r6, in black and cherry red. She was gorgeous, until she got a pavement facial

took a cbr600 and mounted it an a kart because racecar

Because I will kill myself and/or end up in jail.

do want

Nigger.

I have a brain

Because I wasn't bullied in school

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i find no fun in flying around traffic like a douche then spraying out "OMG watch out for bikers guize fucking cagers never look for us" when you get pissed you wiped out cutting off a car at double the speed limit

Because a nigga like me dont run away from the cops all the time

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Just ordered this beauty

exactly. guaranteed to get the finger on that, yet they drive like shit.

I would love to smash into a faggot with a bike. Who's word do you think they'll take?

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Here's my baby. Decently fast. 250cc

Because supermoto.

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>rides between the lane lines during gridlock traffic.
>gets mad when i throw my coffee on them
wut

local radio had something a few days ago that a bike and bus were involved in a crash and started the omg watch out for bikes nobody sees them speech. dug into it, bike rear ended the bus and was speeding

shit like that and getting passed on a single lane highway merge by bikes pulling a wheelie at double the speed limit is why i have 0 respect for them

Because I'm not a failure that lives in a trailer.

Gonna inherit a Harley when my dad passes and I have no clue what to do with the thing. Never really liked loud bikes but I feel like I'm gonna be obligated to ride the thing out of respect.

I do.

Thiccc

i make my own

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because i zoom around in my mini

Because I'm not a #REALMAN

WouldrideharderthanOPsmom/10

I do (2016 R1). I need a slower good for stop and go traffic bike now, so I am buying a Z125 for my commuting bike.

this fuckin fag

you could have gotten an impreza for the same price and gone much faster

My baby

OP said fast bike not girl bike.

FUCK YAH BRO MINI REPRESENT

Sort of did 4 years ago, rode into a biker trying to overtake me, Ended up putting him in a wheel chair, got away with it and end up with £3000+ Comp :)

only dykes by subarus

holy shit dude.
what are you gonna do?

thanks fam..its a yamaha xt 600 engine with parts from different kinds of bikes ,i learned welding and its something to keep me busy

you're thinking of the outlanders and forresters. if you think the WRX is only for dykes you're fucking clueless

stay in skool

thats a really ugly bike

lolol

these bikes make no sense

Thank you for your service

my balls are too big to comfortably ride a motorcycle

where do you put your purse

pics or it didn't happen

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my MESSENGER BAG fits just comfortably. thank you for asking.

you're not helping.

My zx14 is for sale, honestly I'm afraid I'm going to kill myself on it.

wow lol.... own it i guess.

Because i'm not a gook, a spic, or some douchebag broski who wears wrap around oaklies.

Because i own a cruise bike.

There's no pics, Happened on the way to Whitby 4 years ago.

He sped way to fast beside me and bumped into him (I intentionally didn't move) he bounced of me of me, hit the road and looked like a pebble beings skimmed.

I stopped thinking FUCK! and out of pure luck the driver in front and behind me pulled up and said he got to close and drove to fast and said I didn't move at all and he hit me.

His brother argued I swerved to hit him and punched me breaking my nose.

I pressed charged and had witness's, Mr Pebble ended up in a wheelchair and I ended up with 3k compo for getting hit.

because i'm 2 fast, 2 furious

my manual S model drops plenty of panties

Because the black guys who fuck my wife keep borrowing them.

Single cylinder 450cc dirt bike, put 17inch rims on it, weighs ~250lbs wet.

Its just a fun bike that you can easily ride. The maintenance on my KTM is high mainly because it is built as a race bike. It has a shit ton of torque and enough power to cruise at 60mph but tops out at like 110mph.

Because I don't have a micropenis

do you even reality bro?

Impractical
stressful to ride (turn up to work sweaty and tired)
uncomfortable
bad fuel consumption
Expensive to ensure
increases chance of dying in accident
cant take more than one passenger, and need a helmet for them
Have to get dressed just to go to the shops
have to wear gimp suit while riding
cant go more than 100 miles (if that) without refueling (for sport bikes)
Dont look as cool as cruisers, which in turn dont look as cool as most cars
im not trying to be edgey
your girlfriend will say its shit
youll have to explain it to everyone and after you do theyll say "so why didnt you get a car?"
people will think you cant afford a car
cost more to repair because parts are more highly tuned and s more expensive (hence parts for diesel trucks are cheap because theyre just robust pig iron)
makes annoying noise thatll wake the neighbours (my dads old harley had to be turned off at the end of the street and coasted to our house, otherwise the neighbours complained)
most are all show, no go (your bike looks like those new 125cc that are designed to look like CBRs)
slip easily on mud
horrible to ride in rain/snow/sleet
no cruise control so have to constantly hold throttle on motorway, giving yourself cramp
cant listen to music (easily)
need whole new licence just for a hobby
kit is expensive (helmet, leathers) for good stuff
cops are always keeping an eye out for you to fuck up even the slightest

I could probably go on but i made my point

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Guys who ride motorcycles are super hot and tough!

Girl magnet

But it's a 'fuckin Ducati'

i'm 6'3"

maybe if you're a manlet you could look good in one of these

gimme a S-class coupe

My yzf r1

All the riceburner bikes like that are the same. And all the riders are too.

Buncha overcompensating fags that take fast & the furious movies way too seriously.

marky mark looked just fine in the italian job

>And all the riders are too

Many, but not all.

I had a CBR before I got this new R6

HE'S 5'7"

I do. It's called a soft tail. They're only for men, though. So, you've probably never heard of it.

Did that bike come with the standard package of Rohypno, hair gell and a job selling car stereos?

>Harly (excluding v-rod)
>Fast

pick only one

> for transporting more than yourself, yes
> the only thing that makes me sweat on my bike is when it's really hot out
> there are a huge amount of comfy bikes
> commuter bikes have hugely better fuel consumption than most cars
> insurance for bikes is less (here in the UK)
> can't argue with that
> granted, but riding with a girl is fun
> not really that much of an issue
> you can look good in the right gear
> most of my biker friends take their girlfriends on the back of theirs
> I have a car as well for when it's cold and wet
> I've found getting spares for my bike much easier than any car parts
> that's what it is to a lot of people, a hobby. that's why they put the time in
> I don't mind paying £150 for a decent helmet that will keep my head attached
> police in the UK are fine towards bikers

>Rohypno


ROHYPNO - I CHOOSE YOU!

yeah, well, he probably pulls down a gang of pussy

I own this.
Fast enough?

kek

story? why did you crash and why the hell do you think your friend got kidnapped?

>Being this kind of gell

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ua1GCnKwH8

because i dont have to compensate for a small dick

forgot Pic, sorry

kekd chekd and rekt

Bad fuel consumption? Bikes get 30 MPG depending on which bike
Only expensive to insure under 25 and over 600cc
Just wear a jacket and normal looking kevlar jeans, I could wear it every day
Have to refill every 100-200 miles but only costs $5-10
I have a car and motorcycle
Depending which motorcycle brand and size they are relatively cheap to repair
Not that bad to ride in the rain with proper gear and skill
Many new bikes have cruise control and ABS equipped from the factory
Sena headsets easily go under your helmet and you can talk to other riders or other people and easily listen to music with them

That's a fucking beast, user. Well played.

Noice!

>shit like that and getting passed on a single lane highway merge by bikes pulling a wheelie at double the speed limit is why i have 0 respect for them
As a rider I know exactly how you feel. I have to do 10 nice things while on my bike (let cars out of side streets, stop for pedestrians, let cars merge, etc...) to try to offset the bad image that one a-hole Ninja rider weaving in and out of traffic.

Fast is a relative term fuck was. HDs are faster than cars but slower than pussy rockets. Besides, i wouldn't want to blow right past your ole lady's house. Bitch sucks a mean dick.

checkd

Is the yellow one yours?

The only fast Harley is the 100 year anniversary v-rod

I like to make my bike go FAST! VROOOOOM!

My bike.

Take a walk, ladies. We don't have time for you! We have RIDING to do!