Who will play him, in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him, in the inevitable biopic?
>swimming metals
Okay "champ"
Idris Elba
someone british or australian
Lupita Nozongo
>metals
wot m8?
cara delevigne but he might have more curves
whats PEDs man up to this time?
This is one where the biopic probably is inevitable, the question is when. Betting on about 10 years from now.
Jim Halpert
Emilia Clarke.
daniel radcliffe
how did she swim fast enough to jump out of the water like that
Weed is not a PED.
>implying this nigga isn't doped up to the fucking eyebrows
hahahahahahahahha
McLovin from superbad.
do u have any proofs
Did anyone have any proofs when Lance did it?
hahahahahaha
When's he getting busted? Better keep paying those donations to WADA.
Adam Driver
So, what is he taking?
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>So, what is he taking?
other guys semen, he's a fag
Valerian root, gingo biloba and some eye drops (orally)
What the fuck is there to fill a 2 hour movie with? Man likes swimming, man swims a whole lot and wins some shiny trinkets. How do you stretch that out?
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Sure makes him swim fast. Really makes you think.
There's not really much to his story other than he's just really fucking good. Which doesn't make for a good movie.
Lots of smoking pot
This
Did he have to overcome some major obstacle?
Some major stepback or personal demon?
They guy just seems fucking good and that is it.
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This guy was horrible in Star Wars. I don't know how every said they liked his performance but it was god awful
He's not doped, but his body is so weirdly proportioned that it does give him a natural advantage
But he is tall and ugly enough for the role. Maybe he would need to roid up.
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KEK
probably this
He's definitely more of an athlete than Hamill is an actor, my little numale buddy.
I bet he'd be a lot faster if he took his ears off.
Samuel L Jackson
Look at that NECK
He refused to let a Muslim carry the flag
He is too problematic to make a movie about
I can't wait until he relapses yet again after the Olympics and gets a dui or busted with meth. I am so sick of this mouthbreathing retard and how the media makes him out to be some kind of hero after he falls from grace
Does Phelps have mild marfan's syndrome?
t. neckbeard living with his parents at 35 and no accomplishments
Does not matter though.
He wins when he needs to, who cares what he does after, winning is winning and fuck everything else when the 1 thing that matters is results.
This is a meme, right? You can't actually think that swimming is easy, right? It burns more calories than almost any other activity, and swimming hard enough to race other people who also train to swim fast as fuck is one of the more difficult things I can think of in terms of sports.
really? i think i like him even more now
Why is everyone so asshurt that some guy is a really good swimmer?
SHUT UP
Muslim had zero medals. Phelps is the best person to do it anyway.
Phelps is literally the perfect example of why white people are better
Ryan Lochte pls go
pot, alcohol, fucking a tranny and importantly:
American.
he probably means that swimming has _17_ events for men at the olympics and you don't really have to practice a lifetime to be able to jump from event to event collecting gold medals
usain bolt could probably also reach a similar status if there were events like "60m backwards running"
Hopefully a proud PoC, too many white faces carrying the flag.
I swear shes an Affirmative Action hire, she sucks & is only getting praised cause she is fucking Muslim
I would have been cool with Serena Williams if they wanted to be PC so badly, but nah some random Muslim who can't even get Bronze
I'm not butthurt wrt Phelps. I like him. I'd really like to smoke a bowl or two with him. He needs to avoid doing the dui thing though.
But there are other track and field events that Bolt could choose to run in. He doesn't because he is good at one very specific thing. Phelps is ridiculously talented in a lot of different swimming events.
AND THE GOLD FOR THE UPSIDE-DOWN CATERPILLAR STROKE GOES TO....
with the challenge of going fast
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the michael phelps weed picture was taken by my friend who plays professional online poker
it was pretty funny how that blew up
wish i got to get blazed with him :(
picture related
and who should play him? james franco obv
The difference between a 50 meter sprint and a 400 meter sprint is gigantic.
You can't train for both at the Olympic level. Maybe in high school on a division 3 team.
>Adam Driver
>not David Schwimmer
>and importantly: American.
this. (North) Amerifags like to put their patriotism in everything, even in stuff where it wasn't a big deal... probably the movie is gonna be called "American Swimmer" or some shit like that
Well done Phelps... well done. HOWEVER.
reminder ;)
>Who will play him, in the inevitable biopic?
>CTRL+F ROGEN
LITERALLY CAME HERE TO POST THIS
DUDE SWIMING LMAO