I killed Smith edition
Week 14 - Vikings @ Jags Pregame Thread #1
gotta admit im afraid of this young and scary jags team
gg Vikes, good win. Too bad you can't catch the Lions
>mfw some retard at 5:30pm yesterday managed to spin out into the ditch on the highway
There was was no reason to slam the brakes and they were driving like a dildo before that. The first big snowfall of the year is always hilarious.
>Man Cave
I guess being single isn't that bad. At least I don't have to deal with that cuckery.
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It can't be as bad as the dicks that drive here and start acting like an absolute mouth breather as soon as a sprinkling of snow appears
>hurr here's some old snow and probably ice I better slow down from 50 to 10 in 5 seconds
>oh no! I've lost control! How did this happen????????
>all this fucking snow
at least I'm home now
>Those fatass Vikings fans in the pool
God fucking damn it
Based Bradford
>those THICC Vikings fans in the pool thingy
Brehs
if you are that fat you shouldn't be wearing a 2 piece
I drove like 5 miles to watch the game at the old man's place and saw like 10 people in the ditch.
How do we forget how to drive every single winter?!
Low test detected
> being this low test
Get THE FUCK in this football chat u cunts
>putting dindins on
>kids from parents cunt kids wont shut up and let me leave kitchen
>miss everything but FG
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anyone got a decent stream?
I saw Diggs at a restaurant in Minneapolis this week. I didn't want to bother the guy while he was eating but damn he's got a fine wife/GF.
Thanks for reading my blog.
just picture a fat chick in your mind. Then put her into a bikini. thats it.
ROBISON
She was perfectly thicc 2bh
strikeout.me
reddit is your friend
Okay, I'll imagine this fine piece of high test
what do the Jags have going for them?
even most bad teams have something to hang their hat on, but I can't think of any strength on the entire Jags team. It must be a soul crushing experience.
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so what all needs to happen for the vikings to make it to the playoffs? basically we need to win the rest of our games and detoilet needs to lose out right?
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Definately a huge difference between freezing rain and snow that falls when it is 20F. I isn't wet or anything. I drove home at midnight after 3 more inches fell and had no issues in my 23 year old car with cheap tires. People are just dumb.
win out
failing that, keep cheering for the Packers/Bucs/Redskins/Giants to lose
JAGUARS WIN 13-10
has blair walsh killed himself yet? our new kicker seems to actually know what he's doing
so the vikes are gonna get 2 safeties?
Why kill yourself when you can LARP as Frodo with Kluwe?
yes, hope you have them on your fantasy team
bortles is promising
their indian owner seems to care
if she had some thighs to go with the belly it would be ok
they aren't making the playoffs, they just need to win a couple to spite philadelphia
HE DED
Oh I don't expect the vikings to make the playoffs at all. I think the season officially ended with the loss to the lions on thanksgiving. But it is still technically possible
lol don't fuck with greenway
THANK YOU OLD MAN GREENWAY
where's that faggot that posts a webm of every play? i want one of that greenway tackle
I don't see swedebro in this thread. is he die?
M O M M Y
He is busy giving me advise on Lefse in /hoc/.
There is only one swede poster right?
I believe so.
>tfw no lefse
>mfw penalty isn't reversing punt
there's 2 swedes, but only one makes webms
Yeah, he died when the feminist snow ploughing didn't work and he hit a snow drift
>amazon ad
>catholics using kneepads other than giving felatio to arabs
these short 3rd down passes piss me off so much
damn this head ref is jacked
He's no Hocculi.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SMITH????
I know, especially when they actually threw the ball on the first 2 possessions only to go back to 'dink the ball flat and run straight into a defender' meme we seem to love to play
>its a black people show
>jags stadium shows fahrenheit and celsius
hochuli has cut a lot of mass
Knee I think.
ankle sprain
are the Vikings on pace to be one of the worst rushing offenses in history?
hell yeah. you know it
rhodes closed
I think so. We are without a doubt the worst rushing team this season, but I think we are so bad that it might be one for the record books.
Oh dang what happened? Is he OK?
Cancer m8
>google commercial
>black father has to consult google for any piece of knowledge
Is google racist?
they were on pace to be the worst at one point, now they're on pace to beat the 2000 Chargers by about 90 yards
of course this game may help them get back off track
he had a really bad sprain, tore the ligament
might need surgery
should be out for the season
what a dumbass play
and the Jags missed a brutal cheapshot on Bradford by a matter of inches
>black father
It's fantasy, m8.
this new kicker is based
>forbath 3/3
is kai /ourguy/?
who /Pokemon Sun/ here?
commercials have been making white fathers look incompetent and effete for years, now it's old hat and they have to move on to doing the same for black dads.
Its a stupid commercial to begin with.
>daddy how much does a blue whale weigh
>300,000 pounds honey
Instead of
>remember the elephant we saw at the zoo?
>it weighs more than 20 of those!
Why can't the girl just ask google. Then the dad could go ahead and hit the road
It's not even that. The girl asked how big blue whales are. If I'm asking how big, I'm asking for its dimensions, not its weight. It's like answering "how tall are you" with "200 lbs."; google is stupid.
How many wealthy black families does Amazon think there are?
>5-0
>get a little excited
>1-6 since then
There's my vikings.
>1-7
Come on lad, you may as well update in preparation for 2 hours time
>that play
impressive by bradford to stay composed
>implying a black family would build a snowman in their house or survive at 30 degrees
>implying someone wouldnt just drive to a local store to buy tape instead of using a bandage
>implying 3 cubic yards of snow can enter an almost knee high boot
Would the NFL suck less if the commercials they constantly play sucked less penisdick?
holy shit. based DIGGS
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you would be confident too if you were playing the Jags
BAHAHAHAH. this running game is unbelievably bad
Rudolph is so soft
>this entire possession
FUCKING CHRIST MY HEART!
Bradford is the leading rusher, might as well let him sneak it
>assiago
ahhahahahahahah.
More like ASSiata
>this offensive live
>these running backs
why would you go for that
>running the ball on inches
Has Shurmur learned nothing this season?
Clemmings isn't good enough for the CFL
Asiata probably isn't either
> barely beating a 2-10 team
really nukes my noodle
>rhodes open
fugggg
>the officiating in this game
>the officiating in the titans game
gee i wonder why this sport is dying