I want to die right now. Any suggestions on how to do it?

I want to die right now. Any suggestions on how to do it?

DON'T

seiously don't

1. Get naked
2. Stand in front of The White House
3. Suddenly start running towards the building and scream ALLAHU AKBAR
4. ?????
5. Profit!

Protip : don't

I need to, my time is up.

Cringe.

I'm White English

Get some makeup

OK so why no electricity ? You can't miss it, just take a wide stick in metal or something and touch a line
What happened to you ?

be gay in Saudi Arabia

>time is up
How do you know?

No electricity open around. I just cba to live anymore too depressed to do shit and now im just pissed off that im not dead yet

bump

i have to go to uni or get a job. i just cba to live anymore.

Do you realize you'd probably be happy one day if you stay alive ?
Where do you live so ?

Quit being a faggot

i will never be happy trust me. i haven't been my whole life . but i always ignored it. bit like robin willaims. London

Well
what's the point of living according to you ?

U should see some hell(p) before being dead. See rekt for more details.

Pretty simple: kill yourself.

There is no point ,You make the point.

How could i definitely be dead in the next 10 mins?

I'm sure you can find electricity in Lodon
If there is no point, if even all the love and richness and whatever couldn't get you happy, then I guess do it

You have all your life to kill yourself

i head sleeping pills could work if i overdose.

The alternative is much more boring. And it stinks.

Since you got nothing to lose, just do some crazy shit.

Take all your savings, get some mode of transportation and try to see how far you could travel. Once you're almost out of cash, try finding a location with the perfect sunset and off'd yourself.
Who knows, you could even found out that you'd living at the worst place on earth all this time...

Yes it might or you could hurt yourself without dying

How old are you ?

Look man, if even Sup Forums tells you not to do it, you really shouldn't do it.

18 nearly 19.

You must have grown up in a shitty familly to be depressed at your age

Everyone has different challenges in life, but it doesn't matter. Death is my solution, no real loss

You're right, you loose nothing since you don't exist anymore . Just ...don't you dream of anything, don't you like anything in life .

>18 nearly 19.
I had to take care of myself financially since I was 14. If I were your age, I would gamble all my money on a somesort of small business as soon as possible, it's the one thing I regret in life.

Consider suicide only when you ran out of options at the age of 25. Please.

Sometimes i have nightmares , sometimes i dream of made up girls that don't exist.( probably makes up for my lack of sexual stimulation)
Im broke as fuck. i wouldn't survive in a business world,

I meant dreams, what you would dream to do in your life .

OP just wake up, you stll can live,love,be usefull

Find a nignog and steal his watermellon

rip op

I gave up on them. Tbh all they really were is study a phd in physics and then get an interesting job. i would have liked a nice wife, but they don't exist

I had it worse when I was 18, it literally had no one to support me on anything. But being depressed was never on the top of my to-do-list.
The secret of not being depressed is by keeping yourself preoccupied, most people got depressed because they got too much free time to think about all the small shitty details of their life.

Get a job, travel, volunteer, learn to draw porn or whatever. Get yourself busy. I can absolutely guarantee you that you will be less depressed about your life.

>drown is semen
just host a bukake operation in a gay club and drown in the semen while you lie in the bathtub.

>It fits you OP.

wow your worse than the cucks user.
Too lazy to be asked to work, so suicide instead.
Fucking degenerate.

What do you know

>too depressed to do shit
>pissed off
>depressed
Something here seems inconsistent.
Either way you are a fag.

u lazy af nigga I am lazy but I'm not fucking stupid to kill myself; get something that will interest you and keep you going, like hentai 8)

i don't see the point of working consistently for 60 yrs and then die.

This is not life
I guess

you too closed minded, you need get the fuck off of the internet for a while and experience shit

...

>broke as fuck
>got a computer
Download paint.net for free, and start making porn for deviant-art patrons.
If art is not your style then start going door-to-door and suggesting that you try and fix people's plumbing and stuff for a fee.

No money does not mean no means to make it user. Anyone with that mindset does not understand capitalism and focuses too much on either their shitty condition (as with you) or too much on their wealth (as with you).

Stop whining, everyone has a story to tell and not everything works out in the end, you just got to pick up from where you are and make something of yourself.

Even grab a hammer, a chisel, and start making and selling art from rocks you find by the river bed.

If you are feeling lonely then just walk up to the first woman you meet, know you are a sexy fucking stud and go try to court someone. It that does not work then become friends with a hooker and get friends with benefits.
You don't even need a girl to be happy, that just a meme concocted by capitalists to make you buy their shit. Nikola Tesla loved a pigeon ffs.

Stop moping and start mopping user. Life is only good if you stop focusing on the negative and start focusing on the positive.

Most of all: determine whether coming to Sup Forums make you happy. If it does not make you happy or you don't look forward to it, then just leave and live a more fulfilling and productive life.

Thanks, that's seems perfect.

hai lannie yas want3d to be wormie snack?

Man the fuck up you degenerate nigger communist.

>then get an interesting job. i would have liked a nice wife

Fuck, you're doing it wrong. You should be thinking on short term goals, like what you're planning to achieve within 3 years time.
One step at a time bro, that's how people won wars.

THIS
SO MUCH THIS

people are fucking braindead these days I swear, so many fucking edgy kids and fucking retards that self diagnose, they outta put your dumb fucking ass in a physch ward

Doctor said i was depressed 2 years ago.

OP do this.
Just start making your own line of work and you will find life fulfilling.

Jobs are not fun and games or as stimulating as vidya or Sup Forums, but they are interesting and fulfilling.

amazon is a quitter in the silly slide depo.

also suffocation and dawnie are ghey becoz lung pain

op plz steal 8 nukz and pro ton 8 dat shieet

the survivors will be stronger than yesterday. speared britney on bbq rel8d

Too bad fag.
I was diagnosed with autism and that didn't stop me from being the leader of my community or being charismatic without losing spagetti.

Go on a vacation south off the wall

>730378931
oldergenerations shut down the commie psych wards k thx for the regulatory penvironment plz kys

Who gives a fuck?
You know damn fucking well humans are afriad of dying, if a man busted through your room right now and said "I'll kill you and your family because your worthless and did so that's exactly what you're wanting to do to you and your family, you're the man wanting to kill you and your family because you know your family would want you gone, thats why going on Sup Forums and asking for something when you know damn well you can google it makes you look like a fucking loser and an attention whore. Go cry in a fucking corner if you dont want to fix yourself

I was diagnosed with Asperger as well.

Not suprising since you are going to kill yourself

You mean to tell me you are so fucking weak you can't even choose the way you die? You lived your whole life letting everyone make decisions for you and you can't fucking end your own journey. Just get of this fucking planet.

And who gives a shit?
Go fucking life your life instead of whining about everything like a piece of shit.
If you have the energy to whine you have the energy to work.

piano or cheese wire (10 meters)
superglue
anville
>Tie wire to anville and place on edge of bridge
>Tie other end of wire around your neck
>Glue hands to head
>Push anville off bridge

Passers by think you pulled your own head off