You're walking down the street and this guy blocks your path, what do you do?

You're walking down the street and this guy blocks your path, what do you do?

Smash right into his balls. He will fall like the little insecure bitch he is.

suck his cock

>anyone who looks better than me is insecure
hmm

say 'excuse me' and he lets me pass...

Turn back and go home and post about how niggers are subhuman on Sup Forums.

Nothing, if he does anything I pull my glock 26 on that fucker.

Gettin him back to his country

Get really scared and apologise, go back to my room in my parents' house and create a nigger hate thread on Sup Forums

Op is posting pics of boyfriend again.

Op is a faggot

Anyone going to the gym is an insecure pussy.
There are tons of these "alpha total successful warriors" in Burger King kitchens right now.

Get naked, take a shit in my hands, and clap

and there are people who just don't want to be a fat sack of garbage, not everyone exists only on the internet

he didnt say *blocks your path* so i can successfully ninja jump around him because im quick and nimble and hes big and slow

go around him and keep walking, what else??

since I'm a police officer, I would probably shoot him....

then his grandmother would start a march against me, becuase he was an aspiring rapper who was getting his life back together...

then I would go on 3 months paid leave...

but that is okay, the investigation would prove that I was following my training and standard police protocol, and i would go free, with back pay and benefits.

WIN-WIN

I bet you are one of these fags looking for dudes ass while you take your shower. Fucking gay.

black people can't afford to live where I do and I don't go anywhere niggers are so nice try.

show him a job application and a parental rights form either one will make him disappear

Shoot that nigger in the head.

until BLM kidnap your mother and rape her

Turn 360 degrees
Walk away

Pull out my pistol and shot it between the eyes.

Give him a watermelon.
And a pack of KFC

did he block my path by accident?
does he want to fight?
did he block my path cause he wants to make problems?

1. id ask him to move and keep walking like nothing happened
2. id put a .38 in his leg and walk away

Pull his pants down, suck his dick, swallow cum, continue on.

why the fuck do you own a .38? so random...
which gun?

gut him with my stanley knife

Murica?

KE T2 S8 12.7cm model
im not into guns i just carry for self defense

LOL

I say
AY BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Some people go to the gym because they do actual manual labor and need to toughen up.
Judging by how you speak you're probably a 300lb 5 feet peice of lard spending 14+ hours on your computer everyday.

Slap his gf's ass

>not into guns
>owns a KE

NIGGER blocks the path!
user used Ultra-Ball!
Everyone knows niggers aren't people.

>.38
Are you a cop from the 1950s?

He's black, shoot him ofc...

Throw something shiny to distract the stupid monkey and carry on about my day/

he said he owns a KE T2
those sell for 4-5k

and he says hes not into guns
>KEK

eZ ask him to politely move out the way so i can get past

This guy gets it
"excuse me" has yet to fail for me.

im really not into guns i just asked for the most powerful/reliable pistol they had (that i was allowed to carry) and thats what they recommended so i bought it

some people are like complete meatheads and go overboard with it to feed their ego
but ruling out anyone that goes to the gym is just silly willy
most are just trying to stay in good health
and like the other user said, some jobs might require them to have good physical ability