I am a talking taco, if you have a question about mexico, this is your opportunity

I am a talking taco, if you have a question about mexico, this is your opportunity

do cartels really control everything there?

As a second-generation immigrant, why the fuck haven't you fixed your government?

It's common knowledge that the Mexican government is incredibly corrupt, but the population just doesn't care. Stand up for yourselves! You have a thriving black market, go get some guns and storm the capital!

How prevalent are STDs?

how much is a hooker for 1 hour?

Si, el chapo is watching me right now

Two tacos and a half

best taco?

I don't know the price of tacos

get back to your side of the wall

I'm not that super faggot ass OP.
No cartels really aren't as bad as everyone says they are

Wich is the capital of México?

Not OP. The government is not the problem. It's all the immigrants who send back money to Mexico to their families.

Donde estan las putas, por favor?

Force me!

Not OP. Not that bad actually it's pretty good for the technology we have.

In the pink zone

Not OP. Depends on where you go. You can get sex in my home city for 5 vodka shots

Mexico^2

Not OP.
Any place in Mexico that doesn't look trashy.

En la doblado

Not OP. I was born here big dog

Baby let's make a run for the border,
I gotta hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I'll order:
three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop.

Not OP. Everywhere just give them some beers.

is mexico (cancun / yucatan) safe to go to?

Which is better el pastor chimichangas or beef tongue tacos?

Not OP. I love chimichangas and I like beef tongue tacos. I'll take both and call it a day.

Where do I go for decent looking whores?

Not OP. They are pretty safe just don't get drunk in public places. If you go to places like that all the greedy Mexicans will try to mug any money they can find

Not OP. Mexico City has some really nice looking girl.

thank you here is a pepe for you

No problem. But if you do please stay sober in public place. If you're going to get drunk only have enough money for a couple of beers or whatever you drink. Thanks for the rare Pepe.

Why are like a third of all your males turn into gurls?