Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

I am a pedophile

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the point that i can't seem to fucking write out clearly is that there has to be a better solution than just ostracizing those who erp in public. but i was wrong because apparently it's not as common as I believe and you only call out the worst offenders.

i do think it's hard to stop the landslide of people who come in as a result of the occasional erp. i just think there has to be a better solution.

Dude ERP lmao

Man, if you have a better solution, I will put you on my head while we do it together. But I try to ask the people to stop nicely before actually getting angry.

Who cares.

did an egg cum on her face?
meme
*lifts up your bulge*
The FBI

CLAIMED!!@!!@!

Claiming my darling vampire wife, Takanashi Hikari

Shiro claimed.

How's that a reason to cry?

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Claiming

Just don't do anything then.
Just sleep. Sleep forever.

she was trying to do a cool trick with the egg where people break the egg on their head
but she failed at it and didn't know that the egg is supposed to be boiled when you do that, alice did it too
And now she's wiping it off, dess!

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i can't say i do. honestly, the only thing i can think of is erp during hours when no one else is on so you don't attract the fucking idiots, but even then it'll fill up eventually.

that or just ignore the full on erpers or try and redirect them to /trash/ but that solution doesn't work very well.

at least you ask nicely first. so thanks for that.

I'm done being salty, so i'm out. good luck /waifu/

>it was a retarded thing to ask anyways.
Of course it is. It's not that I ask people, rather, I talk to people who still come to thread and whenever they see erp they either don't claim, or complain about it.

>i wasn't advocating to turn it into an erp thread
Don't worry, I know this. I understand your point. Some erp is fine, I guess. I don't have much of a problem with it, but it's getting to the point where it happens too frequently. It's just annoying since there are anons that are definitely interesting, but get baited by the erp and that's what they end up doing.

>you only claim you're waifu to give yourself a face
Well, yes. That's the point.

And Karen has tried to reason with people, they just don't listen and ignore him, so he ends up talking to himself in the end because people are not up to a discussion since the only thing they know how to do well is erp / shitpost.
Worst thing is that some people end up thinking that Karen is the bad guy for simply asking questions and wanting to know what's on people's minds when they do this.

bye friend, have a nice day

I can explain
alice poster or the character

what a dingus dess :o

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Just don't go touching any kids and there is no problem

of course , even rapist can

*eats spaghet*

Eu claimed~

Don't need to explain. Just make sure they like it.

the character
she's not a dingus, the egg was a dingus!

I'm sure he does
my bf is underage :o
makes sense that alice claims similar to his personality

everyone ITT is a dingus dess

I want to cum on Karen's face
lucky egg

I want karen to cum on my face

Cute

Pssssh.
That's not even pedophile.
Noone cares about boys unless you stick it in them

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same
nou bby

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How old are you and how old is he?

I think some just can't behave
ERP is tilting me as much as MLP's cringy golden age.

Well, claiming Sonico

santa won't be the one making noises at 3 am

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nigga you finna end up like this pillow

why are all mugi claimers black?

Coincidence.

Here

Hello dess, apologies for missing you before, I was getting a little too riled up and wasn't thinking properly.
You were here during the anime threads and stuff, right? Welcome back and I hope you enjoy these threads
Sonico? Is she a vocaloid?

im not black.
im italian and german.

I miss Sono

*bends you over, dess*

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Why am I a dingus now

it'll be us :o
20, 16 uwu
you embrace african american culture at least
nice doll
you've always been

Hi tomo

I like cookies.

dingus

Claimed

Leave her alone

Thanks I love you too.

A shame to see an actual female poster go.

I like you

ff
gracias, y tu
cutie :o

oh sure you will
good taste

Why are you talking in alien to me?

Sono's not female.
Stop shilling for him.
Who the fuck cares if a women joins waifu. You can't fuck her, she lives too far away. You can't get in a relationship either.
Gender doesn't fucking matter on Sup Forums.

Ez claim

What's the evidence that they were actually female?

HAHAHAHA 16. I'm guessing you're in america cos that is legal in the good old UK, like come on the USA needs to drop that age down
The cookie monster is an anime girl now :o

Habla espanol, mi amigo?

UK is shit.
They had a great empire but got fucking soft.

her boobs look like mutants eggs hatching
Spanish :o

to be fair, it's probably incorrect
I wish I lived in Mexico :(
how is your day?
basic, not much else

Certain places in the US have 4 year laws. Which would make him legal.

They are gone forever
Hi yuno

Well as far as I know we only have her word but the only evident to the contrary was this one time she was JOKING about being a guy

Well that's cool. Hey how many pairs of shoes you own?

lots of rain
got a little wet so I'm just going to warm up a bit
yours ?

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Hey qt are you a gril irl?

Ah so he's a guy

Goodnight, head hurts

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I don't think so she said she's been here since 06 which is surprisingly longer than me. We're here forever you know

:c
really confusing day, but happy that Ben is back from holiday
1
not sure what it's like in AZ

No

He'll probably be back. I don't miss him trying to do weird things to me all the time though

>her boobs look like mutants eggs hatching
As if that's a problem

I know right but still it is better than the rest of Europe
Dose it have lower age of consent there to
Hi tomo you doing any thing interesting or are you just sitting on that fine ass

Have fun

Female ejaculate is just urine.

>he

call. 9316280722

Have fun

Why 1? Please buy more.

Aw thanks user I like you too
You're giving my ego false hope!
I like oatmeal raisin, hbu?
Every monster is an anime girl!

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Rikka.
They may lurk but wont post anytime soon or ever maybe
Woah now.
Hott but with like two ts so its Hot t

Wow now I'm really convinced they have a vagina

>talks about spurts of cum
>people deny that he's a he
smh
(Eyuu)

Toooooooooooooomooooooooooooooooooooo~

Wait what weird things did she do?

Someone finally noticed Eu~!

oh thats nice maybe you can get him to get an emergency phone now
cinnamon