Femanon here. why do men smell like the laundry detergent closet all the time?

femanon here. why do men smell like the laundry detergent closet all the time?

sometimes we smell like balls.

tits or gtfo

kek

...

wtf is a laundry detergent closet?

seconded. Tits or GTFO

Sometimes we smell like (requires tribute to unlock).

laundry closet. excuse the confusion but you know what i meant

because every time we take a pee, we wash our hands.

and public toilets hands soap smells like laundry detergent

Better question: Why would my thread about memes get less replies than a photo of a girl asking a dumb question?

It's the closet where one keeps all their laundry detergents. Where you raised by wolves?

Im gonna need to see at least a timestap. Not bothered if on tits, by face will do.

So like, filled to the top with detergent for the next 5 years?

because you're a fag. obviously

apologies. i thought that meme was dead. will refrain from posting until i leak some tiddies to strangers over the internet

because memes are for normies.

here you go.

good idea. brb, doing that

in my home the detergent sits on a shelf next to the machine
the sheer opulence of a closet just for the OMO is mind boggling

It sucks but thats the way things are

Desperate virgin betas.

better than smelling like rotten fish, like that snatch of yours

Cause this is anew and exciting concept

faggot.
it only happens at period peaks

:(

I was afraid to say it, but someone had to

Post face wit timestamp

done. excuse the darker eye, just put my contacts in

bih

I think I'm in love with you.
>nice hair
>cute face
>pretty eyes

sadly it's almost 2am here and even if tomorrow is a national holiday, I'd rather have some sleep now.

thats sweet

which Timeline you european fellow ?

>since you posted timestamp
you should meet better mentbh, i dont fucking smell like closet detergent

Not much in the way of standards have you?

I rarely do laundry and people often describe my scent as "skunky."

good to know.

OP here again
:

You look like a dude. tits or gtfo.

they're moms do their laundry and use waay too much soap and fabric softener. personally mine always has like 30 of those dryer sheets in there at all times. my clothes forever reek like flowers and candy and bleach. it sucks

You look like a slightly overweight, semi-passable trap

Well not all men smell like the laundry detergent closet. I use way too much lemon-thingy shampoo on my hair so my gf always tells me I smell of lemon.

looks like under age b& to me.

show penis

it's not like i'll be hooking up with anyone from Sup Forums anyway

Portugal?

Now only the tits miss, m'lady

OP you're adorable, it's my birthday today, can I get some nudes pls?

i wish i was a trap. aren't they able to get surgery too?

OP is a HUGE GIGANTIC faggot. Fuck off, nigger.

i dunno. i just think theyre super cute
-OP

of course. give me a minute
-OP

I smell like a combination of carbon steel, mill scale, blackened hydrolic fluid and man musk half the time. Irish spring for the rest of the time. I wish somebody would reach out and smell me.

sannes undertale

Because we clean our clothes, sometimes, using laundry detergent. Something completely unknown to filthy, stupid skanks like yourself. We take showers, too. This can also cause a soapy, detergent like smell.

this is fuckin bullshit lol
-the better OP

OP here one more time
this'll probably my last post tonight,
you all are scary
(( :< ))

Youre too young to know this probably, but cum smells like laundrey detergent, if a guy smells like it, its cause he came on his hands before wiping it up after jacking off.

Its very noticeable.

stahp being a faggot
-the real OP

Will the real OP, please stand up?

fuck off to your safe space faggot

fuck you niggers
-one and only OP

OP can only prove she/he's OP with more pictures.
Preferably of his dick.

I don't fem user. Currently smell like versace

the "stahp" guy is a fuckin liar lol
the "give me a minute" dude is also fuckin bsing too lol

good to hear
thumb up

show belly

Shit, all I want are some birthday nudes

This image lacks breasts young lady. In fact this whole thread has been lacking female nudity, and you started it so you should fix it.

Stop dodging the most important question: are you a trap?

Hey its my birthday as well lol

It has been decided. Birthday tits or gtfo

Why is it every time a feminon comes on their tits aren't showing? Show em

i'm not gonna sleep with anyone from b. but if i were to choose between any of you, it'd be the ones who aren't being rude cunts
keep that in mind for the future ;^)
the thing is that a lot of girls in this generation aren't like that. I'd never sleep with a chad

man hands
>trap confirmed

don't listen to this OP, i'm the real OP, just post your addresses and I'll see if I can make it to one of you!

no. they're super cute though
especially that cat anime trap
the one

Show your fucking shit hole

So special and sweet

you're gonna have to wait on that one

we're not all stacies.

How long? My Dick is in my hand

just answer the question please

and post your dick you faggot

well what do YOU smell like?

i think you need to read what i was replying to.

Oh wow just an attention whore being an attention whore then huh? If you were to sleep with any of us it would be because you hung yourself and we found your dead body.

tits or gtfo

you mean attractive?

if i need to ask another question about people i don't understand, then i'll just take it to /s4s/ i guess
sorry

yea go there and dont come back, even better ask your question minus the context of your gender cause it doesnt fucking matter.

And somehow still too stuck up to show us your tits. Makes sense.

we're sorry you're an ugly slam pig?

tits pls op

if i were to ask a question about men, the context of my gender is already being implied, right

Its not a meme you fucking cancerous newfag its a god damned rule

I think the worthless whore that is OP needs to show us the hole from which shit pours out. Time is of the essence, as I cannot maintain an erection all night.

my wife always tells me i smell like detergent. weird. then i rape her to death. nah not really. i just wish i could.

>why do other men smell like detergent

yea totally....are you a fucking retard?

obviously fake, but whoever this chick is she is cute as fuck. but like i said, its obviously not OP.

Fuck you stinky nigger.

Literally just do not ever lead with "Femanon here" and then not post tits and a timestamp

I think this image about sums it up

OP, if that is really your pic, which i doubt, can you tell us your age? you are VERY attractive... if that is you.... which i'm guessing it isnt.

Are you stupid? Look at the OP , it's the same fucking girl.