this happened a couple of hours ago, and it made me feel so smart
>be me, 15 years old
>got a new laptop with a touch screen, windows 10, and could run my steam games (skyrim, blops 1, terraria) surprisingly well
>mfw my mom only gave me this to do schoolwork and nothing else, so she blocked not only steam, but youtube, newgrounds, Sup Forums, reddit, all pornsites, all proxies, and most importantly of all... shadbase.com
>she also blocked steam from my desktop because "videogames are violent and sexist and will make you violent and sexist" (she's also an Anita Sarkeesian fan, so that's fun)
>mfw I'm 15, have a job, spend little to no time at home AT ALL, and still have parental controls on my fucking laptop and computer (she's also an Anita Sarkeesian fan, so that's fun)
>I deal with this bullshit for half a year, until it happened
>it was as if pepe himself spread his poopy hole, and shat all over me with his grace
>A glitch
>this wasn't any normal glitch, it was an easily fixable glitch
>remember how I said my laptop had a touchscreen?
>well, turns out that at random times, the screen spazzes out, clicking everywhere at once for multiple minutes before stopping
>there's an easy way to fix it, just disable the touchscreen and you'll be fine
>but to do that, you need the administrator password
>the same password used to unlock everything my mom has been keeping me from
>the thing was, I was visiting my grandparents in new york at the time, and my mom was back home in indiana
>thought up of brilliant idea
>downloaded call recorder app on phone
>called mom
>explained situation
>tells me to give the phone to grandpa
>i do so
>mom tells grandpa the password to disable the touchscreen
>a couple of minutes later i get handed back my glitchless laptop and my phone
>go to phone recorder
>press play
>I now know the password
>i use it to get the sites and games back
>after that, I got really horny, so I opened up shadbase
>mfw its suspended again
This happened a couple of hours ago, and it made me feel so smart
If Windows 10 was released in 2015 that makes you 17. Nice memepost I guess.
just install linux, encrypt it then add bios password. also get b& lil boy.
no, the computer came with windows 10
that takes way too long, besides i got everything back, soo
it takes like half an hour. the you won't have a botnet os and you won't be cucked by mommy
This is bait right
no, op really is this stupid.
moooooddddssss
how is this bait?
hey, as long as it works
MOOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSSSSSSS
the hell is shadbase?
if you payed for the laptop, tell your mom to fuck off then install linux. windows is for cucks.
Underage bait get the fuck out
calm down m8
But before you do, check these trips
what are you, united airlines?
look it up
I did, google just shows some deviant art furry faggotry
than you aren't looking in the right place, ya fag
here is the site
shadbase.com
I'll check your trips.
But you're still a faggot. Go to the website.