I am the God-Emperor of not giving a fuck. AMA
I am the God-Emperor of not giving a fuck. AMA
Yeah, well, thanks for this sterling OC
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Show me your cock
Bitch please.
Don't you have craft beers, vinyl, and a typewriter to write a shit vampire story to be busy with right now?
this is now a TTS device emperor thread.
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send dick picks op. now. plz.
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wanna see it get hard?
Obviously
then give me a min, gonna have my gf work her magic
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Holy fuck is that an Inquisition shirt? Man, you're music taste is garbage.
>girlfriend
Top kek
I had a feeling inquisition was being co-opted by hipsters. I'd kick your ass if I saw you on the street.
you jelly?
who can be jelous of either, ugly gf and small dick
Bitch looks greasy do not want
Neither a grower or a shower huh OP
aww guys they left :+(
as stated, I don't give a fuck
alright babydick
at least I get laid
you already give too much of a fuck. you lied and are faggot. sage
never got any complaints
100% pure heresy
Why does your face adorn my rolling papers?
Why do you shave?
he's self conshy on his tiny ding dong
so the massive bush that i grow doesn't get caught in my zipper anymore
OP can we see her tits already
But did you need to make yourself look like a prepubescent boy?
nice trips
Buut why would you give a fuck?
nice dubs
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I give my fucks to the ladies
BAM!
Those tits must really sag
twitchtv thypnotics
did she cut the nipples off and sew them on?
nope, young and perky. they swelled up when i got her pregnant.
Yo, OP, ask your GF to rate my cock
Just huge colourless dinner plates then. She always had that round face or did she manage to lose some weight?
Let's see that pussy
>that small dick grip to make it look bigger
Dunno, the fact your shaved will be a turn on for her but your dicks bigger than OPs so she can't have her little boy fantasy.
she said "ew" lmao
too skinny and crooked
I got that same shirt lmao
Seen them like last month
saw them in feb with mayhem
Ask her to rate mine
Show us your butthole op
Damn, she says she wishes I was that thick
It's the same width, the former's head is just smaller making it look more 'thick'
Both dicks are much thicker than OPs
His girlfriend must be drooling
Lol, she has some high fucking standards, imagine what she must think of your pathetic needle dick then
Here's mine, what does she think, OP? I'd love to stretch her pussy out for you
Timestamp that shit
If I do can we keep in touch? I'd be willing to travel for a cuckold session if you're in the US
Not him, just post an actual timestamp