I am the God-Emperor of not giving a fuck. AMA

I am the God-Emperor of not giving a fuck. AMA

Yeah, well, thanks for this sterling OC

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Show me your cock

Bitch please.

Don't you have craft beers, vinyl, and a typewriter to write a shit vampire story to be busy with right now?

this is now a TTS device emperor thread.

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send dick picks op. now. plz.

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wanna see it get hard?

Obviously

then give me a min, gonna have my gf work her magic

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Holy fuck is that an Inquisition shirt? Man, you're music taste is garbage.

>girlfriend

Top kek

I had a feeling inquisition was being co-opted by hipsters. I'd kick your ass if I saw you on the street.

you jelly?

who can be jelous of either, ugly gf and small dick

Bitch looks greasy do not want

Neither a grower or a shower huh OP

aww guys they left :+(

as stated, I don't give a fuck

alright babydick

at least I get laid

you already give too much of a fuck. you lied and are faggot. sage

never got any complaints

100% pure heresy

Why does your face adorn my rolling papers?

Why do you shave?

he's self conshy on his tiny ding dong

so the massive bush that i grow doesn't get caught in my zipper anymore

OP can we see her tits already

But did you need to make yourself look like a prepubescent boy?

nice trips

Buut why would you give a fuck?

nice dubs

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I give my fucks to the ladies

BAM!

Those tits must really sag

twitchtv thypnotics

did she cut the nipples off and sew them on?

nope, young and perky. they swelled up when i got her pregnant.

Yo, OP, ask your GF to rate my cock

Just huge colourless dinner plates then. She always had that round face or did she manage to lose some weight?

Let's see that pussy

>that small dick grip to make it look bigger

Dunno, the fact your shaved will be a turn on for her but your dicks bigger than OPs so she can't have her little boy fantasy.

she said "ew" lmao
too skinny and crooked

I got that same shirt lmao
Seen them like last month

saw them in feb with mayhem

Ask her to rate mine

Show us your butthole op

Damn, she says she wishes I was that thick

It's the same width, the former's head is just smaller making it look more 'thick'

Both dicks are much thicker than OPs
His girlfriend must be drooling

Lol, she has some high fucking standards, imagine what she must think of your pathetic needle dick then

Here's mine, what does she think, OP? I'd love to stretch her pussy out for you

Timestamp that shit

If I do can we keep in touch? I'd be willing to travel for a cuckold session if you're in the US

Not him, just post an actual timestamp