Describe you're dream girl

describe you're dream girl

that is the cutest chick i've ever seen in my life

My 9 year old sister

My crush basically. So close to perfect in my eyes

Cute as hell
Smart as hell
Selfless
Genuine
Determined
Kind
Not Crazy

Basically everything you can want in a girl. She's basically a unicorn

An Israeli right wing gf

Half mix of asian and European. Has to be fit. Must be a cancerous memer.

I know I'm asking too much, but shit would be cash lol

My ex, but not polyamorous.

Your*

I spunked on a Chinese girls face once. Looked like her

Perky a cups, thin without trying, pale skin, hair below the shoulders, tiny tight ass, loves bein babied and public fucking. Preferably 5'2" or shorter.

15 year old Emma Watson with a penis

Sorry to hear that, mate. You doing good?

pretty smile, long dark hair and blue eyes, and she would have a sense of humor as weird and dark as mine

Your*
One that can write properly.

A girl that actually likes me

I feel ya, bruh.

She has fingernails that shine like justice.

>not too fat
>girly
Basically anything but a feminist.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a boy or a girl. Just someone to hold on to me and say ily

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Fag. Copypasta. But fag.

>thinking a vibrator in a boys butt would make him feel good
that only feels good in a baby girls butt