Pic related, this is happening to me now and I want to die

Pic related, this is happening to me now and I want to die.

AMA

Unscrew that shit bro

You better untwist that cord op.

why is the urethra labeled?

go to the doctor instead of posting here you stupid fuck.

How did it happen?

Been there and it's absolute hell...the recovery from the surgery was also a nightmare, good luck OP at least the pain meds are fun.

I get sharp pains when standing in that region. Left teste.

Does it hurt when its twisted? Rate from 1 to 10

That must hurt, user

>not labeling your urethra every morning before crunchy time

How did you find out that was the issue?

11 / 10 it was pain so bad I was vomiting

Why haven't you gone to a hospital

I just lost my right testicle on Wednesday to cancer. AMA

Fuck me. How did you even went to hospital? How did you not pass out?

OooooOOOOoooOooHHhhhh let's twist again
Like we did last summer

This happened to my brother. He had surgery to fix his balls.

>what the hell are no-nos?

How did he even do this? Must be one hell of an artist to be sure.

had it when i was 13. wound up having cancer too.... DOPE!!!

i had one and it was the worst pain i have ever experienced

had to have it operated on and my ball bag looked like a baseball afterwards

Had one and let it go on till i got rot in both testicles. Kept the sac but the doctors had to castrate me. I caused it though and I'm so fucking glad because after i healed i went on estrogen injections

Itt Intense testicular torsion

this

it'll turn gangrene if you don't

you are cute as fucc

>ever eat peanuts and that one nut is all black and crammed in the corner?

What the fuck I'm going to the doctor right the fuck now

post tits

I went after 2 days, the pain got really bad and wasn't letting up...they had me in surgery that afternoon...almost 2 weeks of recovery and after the first week the pain started to lessen...drugs helped

What? How did you survive the pain?

Godspeed nigga, enjoy the painkillers.

Ok. How did this happen anyway? How do you even twist your nuts that way?

i don't know how people could just leave it and endure the pain

i was straight at the hospital and thank fuck i did because i still have two of them

Did you get to keep your boys???

How does that happen ?
I asking because I do sports like jiu jitsu and I move alot.

Idk man some of us are lazy pieces of shit so you know

That was the idea thanx ;)

No u

Well the thought of feminizing made me grapple with the pain quite well

got kicked really fucking hard is how and yes i got to keep them both i got to it in time

it happens when you let your cat play with your balls

Looked up the song because of your post. Cool tune.

>How does that happen ?

Moving a lot.


Also this image makes me extremely uncomfortable

Wow. if you are into that sort of shit. Elastator castration is safer and less painful.

i noticed the pain the day after playing a game of soccer

>Within 6 hours

Oh fuck niqqa

Rip.

who kicked you?

The globalist!

Not sure if you're replying to your own post.
But if you are, yeah boss you gotta get to the doc asap.
They take your balls seriously as this is still a man's world and your balls also hold the future of mankind.

quid pro quo?

>within 6 hours
i must be a lucky cunt because i went longer than that before going hospital being operated on

hnnnngh who is this?

im so sorry

Eww, get a thesaurus. I wasn't asking to see that

Yeah pretty much.

c'mon i posted my man tits now post yours

Proxy paige, such a sexy fuckdoll

i saved myself from torsion once. gotta know which way to twist to put it back in place. dont guess wrong.

I don't have anything to write on. I havent used a pen since i got out of high school

how did this even happen?

fuck yeah.. brb

you fkin went mtf just for the keks? are u mentally retarded...?
...do u really think I need u to answer that?

>would date u in a heartbeat tho and make u my gf
>wtf

End the pain!

I got an intense pain in one testicle and it swelled to double its size, but I suffered through with painkillers and it eventually let up of its own.

i'm suddenly in the mood for some cereal

you're no fun at all

I'm just going to let them slice my ballsack open and fix me.
I can't take this anymore I can't even think straight man

Coz its dead you moron

Hello OP

Sometimes my balls turn half way and I'm able to turn them back. I was always worried I had torsion, so I had it checked. They said no.

In fact, they said "If you have torsion, you will know you have torsion," because the pain will be so absurd, you will just know.

Anyways, IF you actually have this, you can't wait to go to a doctor, you have to go to the hospital. GO NOW

>mfw this is my career

I can post a pic but you won't believe me

Pretty much

its dead you retard

wtf. that's not you... How do you look so feminine after being castrated??

Idk man, I don't even move around that much and it still happened.
Don't underestimate testicular torsion man it can happen at any given moment if you fuck around with your balls on the wrong day.

The charms of being a guy.

fuck it im game

Hormones are a strong thing. Getting rid of testosterone and supplanting that with estrogen will make a man into a woman.

Being a man can be fun but also have it's downsides.

just kys OP

That looks painful as fuck

just remember that women can have their vagina fall out

What no please no why

Considering it.

twitch dot tvv thypnotics

Oh wow what the fuck that sound brutal

For someone with castration fetish this must be dream come true.

Every once in a while I get immense pain in my testicles, like I want to vomit if I barely move at all for no reason. Do I have this? Help

it was fucking shit having a torsion however i'm glad during my surgery the doctors sewed my balls to my scrotum to prevent it ever happening again

u realize u'll only attract guys instead of girls now just because of the keks rite? like forever?

what goes in ur fkin heads... srsly....

it's called vaginal prolapse, look it up man it happens

Isnt this the point of your scrotum desecending and hanging low?

What? I don't have a castration fetish bro.
I actually feel like I'm living my nightmare right now.

user's just making lemonade from the lemons their given

How did u know u had cancer there?

I like guys anyway moron. I always hated other women and wanted nothing to do with their entitled asses

I already have a bf and he treats me like a girl and fucks me likr one too

Are you retarded or something? Go to doctor, if it hurts something is wrong. Then again, if you get castrated you will not get too contaminate the rest of the world.

Actually a lot of girls are into the mtf people

c'mon show dem titays

As in initial symptoms

But if you had it. You would be having a blast!

Sorry user I got to meet my fap quota for the day so can't really be interrupted with doctors and shit.