Your eyes open. The sun is bright and abrupt compared to the dark deep sleep you've awoken from. It's a strong brightness but not unyielding or over empowering. Today feels different.
The walls are a pleasant white. The window is large and inviting of a great view. The picturesque hills and greenery surrounded by sufficient development inspire a sweet connection with the earth and modern society.
This is not the basement you fell asleep in.
But the house appears to belong to you. No one else is present and there is much inside that doesn't belong to you; but scattered about are bits and pieces of your old belongings among your apparent new belongings. Whoever you are, you're now a big hit- a big success. In this moment it hits you, thoughts and memories and things that were never yours are now apparent in your head. You're a casting agent in Hollywood, and today is the day you must cast the most important role of your life.
The script calls for an actress to play the most beautiful girl in the world. An angel fallen from heaven. Aphrodite incarnate, the new Goddess of beauty and love and everything good in this world. She is described as being able to stop hearts and make those already stopped to start again.
Her beauty is something that you feel, and not something that you see, though physically she is flawless. Some feel it with their eyes, others feel it with their heart. Her beauty flourishes in many unexpected ways. She redefines perfection and surpasses it, a beauty so pure as to melt the hearts of the most vile men. Wars would be fought for her but instead no one would care to fight in her presence, she is awe inspiring. A true treasure. The most beautiful girl in the world.
You are absolutely right, and the answer is Cate Blanchett
Isaac Brooks
Is this some kind of inside joke or something? Can people be so delusional?
Landon Williams
No need to get heated, for you know my judgment is flawless and she's the one.
Jack Green
...
Jose Cruz
...
Aaron Bailey
this
Jacob Reed
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Dylan James
/end thread
Robert Morris
You're judgement is very much compromised and full of delusion. I can't fathom what sort of demons you are dealing with when you can't recognize the great beauty Saoirse is and how unsurpassable she is.
Nolan Parker
Yvonne Strahovski in her prime
Ian Nguyen
Mary
Daniel Bell
...
Dylan Diaz
...
Asher Robinson
Paper Towns wasn't even good.
Owen Clark
where is silent bob ?
Andrew Clark
It's okay user, just be happy that she is instead of isn't.
Christian James
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
HOW DID I GET HERE
Henry Baker
...
Christian Ward
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Nathan Lopez
>his waifu got fingered outside of a club by a classmate
T R A S H R A S H
Leo Cruz
How is she so perfect bros?
Oliver Flores
This is a cruel cruel joke and you should feel bad.
Gabriel Smith
We may never know.
Matthew Miller
>still posting this outdated meme
Joseph Cook
does it depress anyone that there are very attractive females who you will visibly watch age until they become grannies?
like just knowing there a females who will never ever be in their prime again, like Jennifer Connelly, Yvonne is still very attractive but you can see they have clearly aged, she was literally godtier in early chuck.
also she's in her mid 30's now still unmarried with no children she should get with the main dude from Chuck before it's too late.
Jordan Hill
>correcting for irish
Yer oyes owpen. The sun is broight ahnd abrubt compared to t' dark deep sleep yer've awoiken frahm. ut's a strahng broightnes bud naht unyieldin ahr ouver umpirin. Tahdeh feels defferint.
Hudson Morales
>saoirse ronan will never be your childhood friend >you will never rediscover each other later in life, mature and accomplished >she will never offer her cherubic personality to your adorable charms >you will never get married and have a few kids >you will never be the stay-at-home father for her adorable irish ratlings >she will never return from a hard year's acting to pound your nuts off and squelch out another child >you will never be on your deathbed waiting for her, and die at her bosom with her smiling through tears at you fuck my life
Aaron Cook
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Logan Wright
;_;
Asher Watson
>tfw you will never savagely smash Saoirse Ronan's head in with a brick, dig a hole in your backyard, bury her, let her rot for 6 months, dig the hole up, shoot heroin, climb inside, embrace her putrid corpse and let the sweet snowfall of winter cover you in eternal bliss
Carter Clark
how about no
Ethan Jackson
Your Sersh fantasies can't come true, but mine are much more possible. It is much more likely that I could succeed in murdering her than you could succeed in marrying her.
Nathaniel Scott
Wtf is wrong with you
Noah Fisher
Fuck you
Michael Barnes
just another edgy and aroused trumpfag
Brody Walker
Saoirse is a modern day Joan of Arc.
She would wreck you.
Hunter Torres
Clearly you're an angry and bitter degenerate lowlife scumball.
Luke Allen
I would kill a baby to lick those feet
Jose Rodriguez
>modern day joan of arc >not MEW get the hell out of here
Jonathan Bennett
Actually, they'd both be pretty good.
But MEW is just Sup Forumss new FOTM slut so GTFO fag.
Zachary Walker
Nice flavor of the month. Why do plebians have such aweful taste?
Juan Russell
Saoirse would look well as Joan, but I dunno if she could pull it off believably.
Also, Joan of Arc was probably ugly as sin with peasant snaggletooth and knotted pubes.
Lucas Clark
>FOTM you shut your goddamn mouth RIGHT NOW
Nicholas Richardson
fuck off m9
i've been worshipping MEW since 11'
Connor Walker
>Joan of Arc was probably ugly as sin with peasant snaggletooth and knotted pubes In this version MEW would be a great choice to play Joan of Arc.
Thomas Collins
>that big ass >that visible panty line
Benjamin Russell
People have been talking about MEW since Final Destination 3, let alone when Scott Pilgrim came out.
Is this your first year here?
Connor Jones
Saoirse is pure and a good girl. She would never wear something so vulgar and slutty.
Lincoln Hill
Why can't you let me love her Sup Forums? I thought we were in this together. Just because my love is not like your love doesn't make it any less genuine, pure, and important. This fantasy is the reason I live and breathe, without it I am nothing. Only the brief visions I receive of Sersh's brains seeping out, of her cold, dead eyes, of her maggot eaten face and her decrepit tongue wrapped around my teeth keep me going in this diseased, cruel hell of a world
Brody Price
Don't use my dose of reality to try and edge in your actress bias.
They're both lovely girls.
Bentley Hernandez
this is why MEW is the superior waifu
sersha is the older sister I never had
MEW is the 10/10 wife
Angel Thompson
did someone say MEW?
Mason Williams
I love her so much bros
Hunter Hall
her
Owen Gutierrez
No woman in the world is this beautiful. The only way to cast the role would be to blur out the actress' face so that people could project this absolute beauty upon it.
Jaxon Cox
>but I dunno if she could pull it off believably there's literally nobody else with the facial expressions and body language that could put it off better than her consider joan needs to be YOUNG
Colton Harris
>saoirsefags think they can compete with mewfags Pssh you're outta your league kid
Samuel Reed
More like, waifu threads.
Sebastian Gray
I'm not sure Saoirse can be naturally strong willed. I can only imagine her putting it on. Remember, Joan of Arc understood herself as elected by God. It's not a case of "time to be a stronk wominz." It would have to be played with a breezy strength, effortless and almost masculine.
Do you really believe Saoirse can do it? I'm not trying to be disparaging. I'm not sure there's an actress in hollywood who could pull it off. I think it would need some overworked method nut to get into the role. Daniel-day in girl form.
Does that even exist?
Jaxon Diaz
One is clearly lovelier.
Mew is the kind of girl you need meet at a bar and bring behind the dumpster to rawdog next to drunk and passed out homeless people.
Saoirse is the kind of girl you bring home to your mother and marry.
Joshua Thomas
I like both and like all waifusexcept that stupid Alice whore
James Lewis
>Mew is the kind of girl you need meet at a bar and bring behind the dumpster to rawdog next to drunk and passed out homeless people.
'no'
Easton Peterson
Only option tbqfh
Kayden Jones
Mew is the kind of girl you'd see at a celebrity sex orgy blowing 3 guys and then having 2 other guys pull he skirt and panties down while taking turns pumping her out. She would probably sleep over and fuck a couple more times in the morning before leaving too. I mean that's just the vibe she gives off.
Camden Edwards
You need to watch her face take Brooklyn i.e., she really can put like nobody else something like La passion de Jeanne d'Arc
Mason Morris
>This thread as been pruned or deleted
Brody Adams
pretty lewd but 'no'
Jack Garcia
you legit reported it faggot ?
well then....there will be consequences
John Nelson
Saoirse is the next Meryl Streep. I'm sure without a doubt she could pull off a heroic and inspiring pure young lady.
Nathan Brown
jesus christ no
I fucking hate meryl streep
Mason Williams
every thread is reported, it's almost like you're new here, you should know better that these are reported by the neo normalfag Sup Forumsposter who likes capemovies and meme series.
Isaac Lee
It doesn't matter that you hate Meryl Streep. Your opinion of Meryl Streep has nothing to do with it.
Isaac Reed
I didn't and would never do that, I just like bantering about waifus
Cooper Sullivan
Harley Chapman
Josiah Kelly
for whatever reason sersha threads never get deleted
Connor Campbell
Be a little more subtle you dumdum, the "When will she get an oscar?" works most of the time to not get the thread deleted
Nolan Sullivan
>MEW >"flavor of the month"
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Alexander Johnson
Maybe the janitors have good taste.
William Young
I love how mewfags sperg out over the fact their girl is the new fotm. They try their hardest to claim legitamacy by mentioning Scott Pilgrim which was a pretty bad movie.
Jace Wilson
you really want to associate sersha with bbc lover capeshit babies ?
Luke Diaz
Meryl Streep would not be my choice for Joan of Arc.
>I'm sure without a doubt she could pull off a heroic and inspiring pure young lady.
That's exactly it. Joan of Arc is not just that. She was profoundly religious. She wasn't "pure" if by it you mean innocent. She lived in a France devastated by war and pestilence. She lead men to victory, but also to their deaths. She's complicated in a way removed from the experience of hollywood actresses. It would really take someone special to play all of it meaningfully.
Unless, of course, you just want a superficial vehicle to get pretty shots of Saoirse
Jace Rivera
>being so fucking wrong
Oliver Watson
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Nolan Sullivan
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Aiden Rodriguez
Pretty shots are mandatory user, But if you are still worried about sersh, watch some Hanna and How I Live Now
Charles Price
i want to fuck pratai so badly bros
David Cox
sup pratai
Ian Brooks
lolwut
i'll let him know, friend
Jordan Sanders
how do we save pratai
Grayson Rodriguez
post his picture is a known tendency among sershbros to be handsome
>I got that feeling >That bad feeling that you don't know >I don't even know her but I hope that she comforts you tonight
Zachary Reed
How old are you approximatively user? I like Cate but I'm interested in knowing how she ended up chosing you in the waifu-waifuist relationship, waifus that old are very rare here.