My GF is better than yours.
My GF is better than yours
You and your girlfriend seem like a couple of faggots
Hahahahahahaha holy shit white people are hilarious, look at all those fucking x's and emojis holy shit
>implying I have a girlfriend
Gay.
Awwww you jealous you ain't got a girl
Holy shit are you guys like nine years old? Who even messages like that
Agreed
Exactly
>all those emojis
You and your gf are either niggers, or even worse, wanna be niggers. You're shells of human beings that emulate the latest fad, day in and day out just trying oh so hard to be accepted. No one has ever described you as unique, interesting or different. You're basically just another two worms who can't and won't ever try to think for themselves. Pathetic (insert 20 different emojis here)
This is now a cringe thread
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kek this
>2017
>using 2 phones to impress Sup Forums
Remember to delete the messages before you give the phone back your mom OP.
Fucking hell I cringed just as hard at this.
my gf broke up with me so i guess it's better than nothing
So you guys don't want to see her nudes I'm guessing?
>Bluetooth
>1,000 emojis because too unintelligent to properly speak or type
NIGGER DETECTED
I'm still full of ham from easter OP, we're good.
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I'm just glad I don't talk to my girlfriend like an autistic 12 year old. I'd hang myself if I were you
Alright then doesn't matter
>daddy
Na, you just have some crazy chick with daddy issues.
Your "Girlfriend" write like if she were a man.
OP give me more
I do indeed
Fuck Dude I might be gay but your a fucking faggot if you text ANYONE like that, also thinking of it how do we know that that's your GF and not some random man or yourself on another phone?
>whilst
Why are you so fucking retarded
Stop embarassing yourself, please.
user pls stop texting yourself
Post nudes OP
Dude, I am at a loss for words here. You are not impressing anybody.
I came OP. Thank you.
>has gf
>still seeks validation and jealousy from Sup Forums
i feel better about myself thanks OP
Is some random prostitute from craigslist what we call our girlfriends now? Oh OP.. noooo
This tbh
So cringey I had a seizure
This place is the best.
hi op
Cheers man me too
ITT
>user messages himself and tries to pass it off as a girlfriend
Me and my gf do that too, except it's with other girls.
You lost op.
>OP still sucking cock on a regular basis
>"No end in sight", scientists say
JOKES ON YOU I don't have a girlfriend loser
I literally suck dudes dicks and you're twice the fag I'll ever be
OP is the biggest fag.
>Texts himself to "Impress" his "Sup Forums friends"
>Is calling a man a woman, not realizing he is gay as fuck
>Is a faggot
Not op
OP is a fagget with all those emoticons what a fuckin geek underage banned asap plz
hi random guy I don't know
Whatever you say op
How I wish~. Oh, god.
sauce user
Get the water nigga!
MODS OPs a huge faggot
Her tits aren't very manly...
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Mermaid.
Cruel intentions you underage fucktop
oh OPs a lesbo woman....
that's a pair of balls
Where's the person or people who want me dead? I'm tired; just throw me, shit~.
Let's see the cock
>no heavy bdsm
>no throatfucking
>no anal
You're shit and so is your gf.
100 bucks says shes fat as fuck
Op if your GF is real I want her to post on this thread
Did she send you a picture of cum on her tits? OPs a cuck
Nope, my cock decent tbf
Show us the bottom half, then we will talk.
Did I expose "something" yet?
That's the purpose of indirect language, you know~.
Nobody here is dumb enough to challenge that
I went to the bathroom to get tissue and she sent it to me actually, unlucky ;)
If she's happy doing what you want, get her to send you a nude in the convo.
Nobody~. Hmm.
What's the face for?
woah, i apologize user. im not a big fan of faggot rom dramas
Nigga who keeps tissue in the bathroom?
Does that mean corpse?
Nah she sent it to a couple people cuck
whys her tits look like they covered in jizz?
She sends me them all the time, videos are better
>whilst
>allow
Wtf man
I like this thread
I mean... whatever gets you two off...
Ask her for one now then, go on.
SHe's nice !! What' s her name O P ?
On my phone dumbass
Yawn.
She's probably white too, fucking amateurs.
Its not romantic.. ITs about a coked up Buffy the vampire slayer grinding on her brother an offering to fuck him if he wins a bet, her brother then fucks reese qitherspoon and the chick in the gif and then buffy bangs the othello from save the last dance
That was sent 4 minutes ago...
not the same user but shut your fucking mouth and watch the movie.
faggot.
She took a picture of cum on her tits on your phone, and then sent it to you? Which you then opened and screenshotted? I don't think so cuck
Your mum
Couldn't have described what happened more perfectly
Well lets see some more. Come on OP, let's see how good she is.
First off, faggots use pictures instead of words
Second, it reads/looks like one person is sending the messages
Third, you're probably a Fagoot.
You both text like faggots.
Highly doubt it, I think she sent it to you and Tyrone and his friends. Cuck
She takes it on the face too.
Your cute, unlucky your a 40 year old virgin
cringe