Itt poorly describe an anime, other anons guess what it is

itt poorly describe an anime, other anons guess what it is

ill start

>it's either thought-provoking and beautiful or annoying characters with flashing colours
>good opening song
>mug

An unprosecuted war criminal runs a business in the slums using unpaid illegal immigrant child labor.

A preteen orphan has grown up friendless and bullied, but gets a chance to turn it all around by trading sexual favors to a creepy old guy in return for a more advanced education.

>retarded girl kills a lot of dudes
and
>smart guy kills a lot of dudes

girls sell their soul to cake, tea and rock and roll

Maybe Gunslinger Girl and Death Note…?

death note?

>death note
correct for the 2nd one

Mob Psycho 100?

Naruto?

>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ah, I thought you were doing two different ones at first.

Nope.

boku no pico?

>White Kid is fucking Homicidal
>Dark Being follows him forever.
>Some bitch tries to fuck him.

i was

the first is not gunslinger girl but the second is death note

Does actually semi-accurately describe Orochimaru's Sound Village racket, though, come to think of it.

Also wrong.

Oh shit, I ended up thinking "retarded girl" referred to Misa. What the fuck is that other one I'm thinking of, Elfen Lied maybe?

>a girl dances around in a magical stripper uniform and kills everything

Middle school females hang out after school and do cute things

>office working alcoholic ends up having a lesbian from another realm as a friend

yuru yuri

Kobayashis Dragon maid

Death note.

winrar

sword art online

Guy dies and goes to another world

>police murder you if youre not happy enough

no and no.
here's a hint.
>mug

Psycho Pass

Correct

A former child prostitute becomes best friends with a serial killer.

Gundam Wing Iron-Blooded Orphans?
I forget the name of the kid you're talking about, but I do know the mastermind kid totally did that.

good job

Nope.

(The right answer to this one is actually already in the thread, it was just not given in response to this description.)

Evangeleon?

Kill la kill?

>Day in the life of a burger man
>Best friend is retarded
>Neighbor is unfulfilled in life
>Owner of building is greedy af

Either re:Zero or konosuba, but I'm guessing konosuba

Requiem for the phantom

Well shit.-shrug-
>Even if that sentence does describe McGillis Fareed.

Yuu-Yuu Hakusho

>dude with immense trauma moves into a large fucking hotel with his cousin who has the hots for him and they end up getting into some paranormal shit and it's bloody as fuck.
>also one of best songs

Good luck anons.

>reptile bitch keeps wanting to be in the mouth of the bitch she is a slave for.

Winrar!
>mfw congratulations

Bob's burgers

Incorrect.

It may, I haven't watched any Gundams since 00, so I'm not really sure what's in that show.

>Cute girls doing cute things
>That's it

NOPE

konosuba

Yeah konosuba

kobayashi's dragon maid, already done above

you got it dude

Its from Japan.
It's a cartoon.
Unrealistic stuff happens.

Fuck. I was going to guess that one, but I couldn't see how "mug" applied to it?

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Yuru Yuri or Love Lab

Welcome to the N.H.K.

>elfen lied
you got it

although i suppose it could be misa too, she was pretty fuckin' dumb

also applies to death note

K-on!!

>fuck spiders
>also, fuck spiders~

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Sure if that's an anime. I guess any response would fit my description

It was the most realistic anime I could think of, but it still did involve a NEET getting his fuck on with a real live girl, so still in the realm of "implausible" if not "unrealistic".

Hunter × Hunter?

Edgy teenager travels to egypt to kill gay vampire

I've never really seen it, but I'm gonna guess Jew-Gi-Oh.

soul eater or jojo?

karate panda

Winrar!

which one?

Ancient buff strippers want milf's jewellery; her son angrily protests

Jojo

A boy accidentally helps get a victim of incestuous sexual abuse killed, then begins to court her rotting corpse.

Sankarea

Sankarea

hivemind

Holy shit, you guys got the one I thought would actually be obscure. Still got three unsolved ones above I figured would be way easier.

jojo:battle tendency

office worker wakes up in GTA: Southeast Asia.

Chink goes around abusing animals for personal gain.

poke a man?

pokemon

digimon

Yup

>wolf does good deals

5 friends detained by Feminazis beat til bloody by said feminazis who all have a fetish

spice and wolf

when they cry?

Midget spents all day playing videogames

little kid shoots people for a crazy lady who sells guns.

yup, imma try something more obscure

Higurashi or umineko?

MC kisses hella bitches

umaru

>White collar guy is on boat
>pirates
>white collar guy becomes pirate
>guns
>boats
>burnt boss
>guns
>maid
>Nazis
>guns
>best waifu

Not all that hard. Just seeing of anyone agrees with my assessment.

watamote or Himouto! Umaru chan

Local highschooler and friends stop a rogue thot patrol agent

Black Lagoon? Also Sawyer was best girl.

Black Lagoon
figured at "white collar guy on boat"

yamada kun 7 witches
world god only knows
date a live

one piece only because pirates

dead aliens made balls to make life. One super awesome ball that makes god-like creatures one that makes beta inferior creatures, one ball is meant per planet but dis planet had two by mistake mindfuckery ensues.