>Samsung Tablet
Idle idle
Wasted money
Advanced as you are
You sit there
Dormant
Yet you rarely see use
And if I bother
It is for an ebook
Well here now look
At this note screen
It gets used more
Not sure why
Isn't life just mean
Like that
When you have more to offer -
Yet you get seldom used
Or opened
And no one seems to notice
>pillow
pillow
oh you mighty dragon dildo
gaping my ass for years
my friendly companion
always hitting the spot
going in 11inch
forcing your way to glory
my best friend in hard times
oh you mighty dragon dildo
That's a shit poem, son.
kys
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This couch cushion is black
Your Mom's boyfriend too.
>That's a shit poem, son.
>no contriboot
user plz
Except I did.
Just not in the same damned comment because it would have been confusing for children like you.
I'll note you have no defense of the shit poem. Because it's shit.
Cyber crime unit man
Boxing my things
taking my thumb drives
Cyber crime man
"what's this ?" he asks
Oh nothing I say
Furry porn
Feet porn
Boxed and doxed
"I'll need your laptop, user"
But...but....
Can I call my law
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
The roof is a fire
The roof is a firewall
Blocking us from the stars
If only
If only
If only i had more goddam alcohol i wouldn't be in this shit thread writing this piece of shit poem
mousepad, mousepad to my left
you haven't moved while I left
always there when I need you
there's no need at all to feed you
but I feel you, use you,
never gonna lose you
you don't know why I choose you
cum stained you carry my innermost seed
abused, you have no desire to be freed.
What a stupid post is this,
Not better than this chair,
Goes by the name of blair,
Who does not thinks,but still fair,
And is more intense than air.
Gatorade, oh Gatorade.
How thou quenches my thirst.
When I choose a drink from the fridge, you are my first.
Unlike Dr. Pepper, which is the worst,
I can drink you, while eating a wurst.
You come in Melon and Strawberry
Tangerine and Lemonade,
Green Apple and Grape,
no matter the flavor, you're always athirst.
I used the thread left of this one in the catalog.
It helps me get rid of some anger.
Jennifer Lawrence
Her blowjob leaked
Supposedly
really just a fake
everyday the same
picture
posts
shit
On every board
always just two posters
and hundreds of replies
all the same
vacant
pointless
meaningless
the person posting these is a faggot
like OP
I like pee but not dominatrix
My PC is playing the Matrix
Sometimes I even get off on gore
You see, this movie is a metaphor
Once or twice I have cum to freckles
The jews enslave us for muh shekels
Im such a degenerate, I even fap to furry
Reality it seems, becomes very blurry
Doritos, you're always by my side.
You're better than Fritos, for they are my demise.
Whenever I see you on the store shelves, I cry.
Tears of joy trickle down my cheek, for now I know the future won't be so bleak.
While I browse the chan, I see a woman. Sadly, I find out it's actually a man.
When it comes to traps, I'm not a fan.
Donald Trump is a good man, with a (hopefully) long life span.
I can't wait until he bombs the fuck out of Afghan.
While I sit in my room, with my bedpan to my right and Doritos to my left, I continue to digest the Doritos that I recently ate.
It seems that my fate will be nothing but a masturbate.
it has a red light
but not so bright
its not the main thing
cause it can sing
big, black and round
it makes such great sound
my headset
You have a knob half way down your body
You keep me safe
You keep me secluded, from the rest of this place
People open you up
They close you too,
You can push, you can pull
You're painted plain white, so you're pretty dull
You can knock, if you want to wait
If you don't, you'll walk in on me masturbate
Thank you my door
'K zie-j ow noast mien liggen
als 'n deerne noa 't vozen
'K heb ow gebruukt en
mot d'r nie um blozen
Van katuun en geil van kleur
hangt i-j neste mienen deur
rustig uut te drogen in de zun
tot ik weer schön naakt bun
Ik smiet ow in den machine
tot da-j weder droge bunt
Ik loat ow niet verwémen
minder vuul, meer gezund
>OP didn't specify a language
It's about a wet towel next to me
hello coffee mug
you where once filled with coffee
now you are empty
about you oh wall, I have no real feelings
you hold up the ceilings
you keep cold air out there
and stop the neighbors from laughing
at the faces I make while I'm fapping.
Paper & Pen:
paper and pen
listing stuff, while I can
ideas and stuff, I may forget
must do that, or I'll regret
don't really like my handwriting
so my to do list isn't really inviting
still have to go on and succeed
but man, i'm just so fucking neet
Thou art is in vain,falling like rain,
Work harder on rhyme ,that's pain,
But u will gain,a brain,bigger than an organ of urine.
I take paracetamol
When I have a cold
It clears up my headache
Like a garden rake
Just a drug, it makes me happy
Once it's in me I feel spaffy
Fuck your rhyming scheme
I feel like shit
>Empty beer bottle
A piece of trash, left from the past.
I was to tired last night to throw you out of site
In the garbage bin is where you belong, but I was to busy playing with my dong and forgot about the waste, that was just hours ago stuck to my face.
Now to rehash, I should of threw you in the trash, recycling's for losers, and I'm no boozer. So in the trash you go
She's got to pay the bills somehow, being a single mother is hard with out having new babies for the state to pay for
good morning bottle, my old friend
you were always with me until the end
during rain and thunder
from dusk until dawn
how long was i gone?
you are now as empty as me
i remember you were once full of glee
let us end it all today
in the glory of a killing spree