ITT: We all work in the same room

ITT: We all work in the same room.

BRAAAAP

plot twist
we still keep the jobs we have right now but do them in the same room

Oh the smell, dear Lord have mercy the smell.

Shut the fuck up Carol, it's not like you're so innocent. you always stink up the fridge so this is just keeping things equal

Who the fuck ate my hot cheetos again? Thats the last straw Carol.

Hi do you mind handing out these invitations? We're holding a surprise birthday party for Mary so try to keep it under your hat.

Also if everyone could chip in for her present that'd be great.

CAROL!!!
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No one on Sup Forums is employed, fuck.

Hahahaha!

You don't have to be crazy to work here... BUT IT HELPS! :^)

Peter.. we know about the 'stash' you have on your work computer okay?

*has coughing fit*

does anyone have tissues

"Ha ha! Hey there, Greg-O! You workin' hard, or...HARDLY WORKIN'?"

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY STAPLER

Who the fuck keeps their shitty smelling food in the damn fridge??

Alright, we need to get rid of Carol. The fucking bitch is making our work place more of a hell than it already is.

Hey, Peters, wiggle my mouse for me so Skype doesn't show 'Away'. I'll be back in a year.

I said keep wiggling, fucker. I'll be watching you remotely. And I'll plant CP on your work laptop if you don't.

Who are my toaster strudels? There were 4 in the package this morning. If I find out who ate my goddamn toaster strudels, there will be hell to pay. Do you all hear me?!?!

*400 anons vegetate on and are doing nothing but shitposting on Sup Forums*

Sorry Joe they were in the pantry I just thought they were for everybody

>ITT: We all work in the same room.

Says the nigger

Damn joe here have a poptart

would that make the statement any less true?

Yes it would cause you probably stole it

Topkek

stole... Sup Forums?

just like that. cringe thread

Hey did you get the memo about the new format for the TPS reports?

On top of stealing everything else......sure why not add to the growing list

I'm da ofice--kang, I be stealin everything me find...
Staplers, Pens, Bikes, Sup Forums...

i need more fires and two steamers!

Oh, and I'm the only one here? C'mon, Steve, get real.

Learn to English, fags.

STOP BREAKING THE STAPLER YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

Aaaand Compiling...
*starts playing centuries on comp*

THERE IS A BEAR!
ALL MALES LEAVE THE BUILDING
ALL TRAPS TO THE BATHROOM

IT'S TIME FOR THE KY JELLY AND FOOTBALLS

I'm making pancakes! Just costs 1/3th of your soul!

The topest of keks

Hey Doug hear this
>mi waif

I've got a steamer roight here for ya m8

Fuck u i never sign that shit and donate. U got me in training but once i caught in i never sogned that shit again

Let's rape her!

A loud fart erupts from an unknown cubicle.

>compile in a virtual machine running windows 10 home with 512 mb ram and 1 core

Sorry I'm late, everyone, but I'm on my period :(

I'm very happy to be the employee of the month

Who didn't flush the fucking toilet

fucking affirmative action

Owahh, yea yoh ching chong ding dong wing wong fing fong? Owahhh veru gud.

Your fucking job is hanging and testing suicide nets, you're the only one who keeps this business running

REALLY CAROL? I THOUGHT YOU WERE PREGNANT

pretends to be coding but lurking on Sup Forums

dodged that bullet.

Okay my employees, today is dick inspection day.

Anybody WITHOUT autism is excluded from this event, all others please undress and then stand in line.

extra cocktail!

um.... autism only accounts for such a small portion of the population... there might only be a single person in the office with autism, if that. why would you want to see HIS dick? or her, depending...

Not again!

What have you done? I work with developmentally disabled people. Now there's tards running around.

...

That is the literal definition of depressing.

What the fuck could so many people be doing on computers all crammed in like sardines like that?

Maybe a small portion of the population. We are on Sup Forums here.

Probably Carol

filing TPS reports

I'm not really sure what difference it makes how crammed together they are, versus each one having a separate office. they could easily be doing the same work regardless of their space.

So who's the head honcho in charge of the Andy Sixx's asshole meme?
Got this log of shit from UPS.

>"ITT: We all work in the same room."
>We
>small portion has autism

Top kek

hold on. let me look at that...

ah... here's your problem... this is building 1205, not 1250. you want HR next door.

You should probably check with Troy in HR. He could tell you.

see

Oh dear Lord I forgot something at the bathroom, see ya later