>come home from work
>notice window is smashed
>cautiously enter
>hear stirring sound from my bedroom, I'm in living room
>quietly walk to kitchen drawer and withdraw my beretta and load a magazine
>he hears the chamber load a round and steps into the hall way
>just as a i suspected
>nigger
>natty ass hair
>nasty ass jeans
>shoes too big for him
>tattoos on his neck
>big red hoodie too big for him and it's 80 degrees outside so what was he thinking
>he starts to stammer
>"what the fuck were you doing here?"
>"i....i wuz....we wuz...ay...."
>i'm moving closer, my hands shaking
>i've waited for the moment my whole life
>i see his filthy fucking nigger head right down my ironsights
>sweet sweet justice
>"bet you thought you'd get away with this shit, huh nigger?"
>he looks at me like i just called him the n-word
>"ay mayn..."
>"shut the fuck up."
>i take out phone and send a quick text
>"I'll be damned if a nigger breaks into my house and gets out alive..."
>I'm trembling with the gun
>my breathing gets heavy
>he starts to cry little nigger tears
>"i....d-d-dindu nuffin!"
>"unless..."
>we both hear a car park outside and I smile
>in walks my 10/10 blonde hair blue eyed aryan girlfriend
>"unless he fucks my broad while i watch"
Come home from work
Jaxon Gonzalez
Michael Reed
got me
Austin Jones
god damn it
Hunter Williams
Mother fucker
Robert Campbell
*Aryan fucker
Jonathan Walker
continue
Alexander Hughes
LMAO
Nolan Cox
fucking kek
Nathan Hernandez
boner: active
Eli Powell
That punchline
Kevin Watson
10/10 OP, well done.
Oliver Gray
How is this meant to be funny?
Logan Reed
How do you can't find this funny ?
Nicholas Collins
...
David Cooper
If this was a YLYL thread, I'd lost...
Also, checked the almost five 7s
Jose Anderson
agreed
Logan Sullivan
They same way
"Knock knock
Whos there
Faggot hahahaha kys"
Isnt funny
Henry Russell
How does you don't find
"Knock knock
Whos there
Faggot hahahaha kys"
Funny ?
Benjamin Peterson
If its that easy to make you kekle you must have a ripped diaphram by now
Andrew Anderson
>Ripped diaphram
I actually find this funny.
Nathan Clark
possum.