Come home from work

>come home from work
>notice window is smashed
>cautiously enter
>hear stirring sound from my bedroom, I'm in living room
>quietly walk to kitchen drawer and withdraw my beretta and load a magazine
>he hears the chamber load a round and steps into the hall way
>just as a i suspected
>nigger
>natty ass hair
>nasty ass jeans
>shoes too big for him
>tattoos on his neck
>big red hoodie too big for him and it's 80 degrees outside so what was he thinking
>he starts to stammer
>"what the fuck were you doing here?"
>"i....i wuz....we wuz...ay...."
>i'm moving closer, my hands shaking
>i've waited for the moment my whole life
>i see his filthy fucking nigger head right down my ironsights
>sweet sweet justice
>"bet you thought you'd get away with this shit, huh nigger?"
>he looks at me like i just called him the n-word
>"ay mayn..."
>"shut the fuck up."
>i take out phone and send a quick text
>"I'll be damned if a nigger breaks into my house and gets out alive..."
>I'm trembling with the gun
>my breathing gets heavy
>he starts to cry little nigger tears
>"i....d-d-dindu nuffin!"
>"unless..."
>we both hear a car park outside and I smile
>in walks my 10/10 blonde hair blue eyed aryan girlfriend
>"unless he fucks my broad while i watch"

got me

god damn it

Mother fucker

*Aryan fucker

continue

LMAO

fucking kek

boner: active

That punchline

10/10 OP, well done.

How is this meant to be funny?

How do you can't find this funny ?

...

If this was a YLYL thread, I'd lost...
Also, checked the almost five 7s

agreed

They same way
"Knock knock
Whos there
Faggot hahahaha kys"

Isnt funny

How does you don't find
"Knock knock
Whos there
Faggot hahahaha kys"

Funny ?

If its that easy to make you kekle you must have a ripped diaphram by now

>Ripped diaphram

I actually find this funny.

possum.