Walk into your freshman dorm for the first time

>walk into your freshman dorm for the first time
>see pic related
what do you do?

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The Avatar poster is most surprising

tear down all the old posters and put up new ones.

good thing I went to a civilized college with separate rooms

commit sepookoo

Jerk off and sleep.

Ask if he has any of those movies on hand and share my weed.

>tear down all the old posters and put up new ones.

this

convince him that he's entered the wrong room

enjoy a single for the rest of the semester

Putting posters up of any movie is a sign of the pleb.

Open the package.

>Staying in a dorm as a freshman
>Not pledging a fraternity your freshman year

Buy new roommate a copy of that Blade Runner poster (you know the one)

Pop in the breakfast club VHS and get blazed with my new roomie

>this board is full of high school graduates
Huh really makes you think

>sharing rooms at uni
this is an american thing?

This guy gets it

This, fuck american colleges and their roommate system. Privacy is a good thing and I couldn't deal with sharing with some unhygenic fatass

Honestly though, if I was trapped in some stupid college with roommates, I would wait for him to arrive and then flatly tell him that I love films but his taste is terrible based on those posters

Talk to him about movies and make a friend like a normal person.

>i hate on movies because they are popular
literally kys

Some of us don't want to get our buttholes played with by other dudes

>freshman dorm
>not going to community college then transferring

Set up the wifi and start jacking it to lolis.

>2nd night at the dorm
>your roommate is fucking hot chicks while you pretend to sleep while you touch your dick

fuck you OP i repressed these memories ;_;

That sounds like a nightmare
>Hey won't your roommate mind? Also having sex while he's right there just seems...
>Nah dont worry about it babe. He's sleeping or asexual or something

>Americans are forced to share bedrooms and also pay for their tuition

Jesus christ

>pay

kek more like sink in debt :(

eh could be worse

>Hey you'll fit perfectly on Sup Forums
Then constantly belittle him for 9 months

Get ready to pound some boypussy

this
thankfully I just lived at home and never had to share a building with the assorted fucks that live in dorms.

I legit want that the Shining rug as a blanket.

This
I want my kino room to look like pic related

I requested a single dorm in my freshman year and got it

>There are people who unironically like sucker punch
I don't get it

>I don't understand pure kino
I will cut you, numale cuck!

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go ahead and try it, manlet

Believe it or not, some colleges don't rush until sophomore year. Or make you live in dorms regardless. Or your frat is suspended from campus. Or your college doesn't even have frats. Or you're a grill and your college has sororities, but they aren't allowed to have sorority houses, because someone gave the university millions in the 20s on that condition, because the only places young women should be living in groups are orphanages, nunneries, and brothels.

I could snap at any moment and just beat some pleb to a pulp who disses kino even a little.

Marvelcucks are afraid of me, I am exactly like the Snyder, although nobody has given me a chance to display my bottled up fury.

I would be happy to have a roomate that also enjoys movies.

all you fags claiming "I'd rip them off the wall" are full of shit. you'd probably beg mommy to take you back home.

good luck, kid. Pic related is me on the left, and my big brother.

Everyone likes movies. The sort of person who puts posters like these up won't stop talking about the same movies. There's a very important difference.

I almost got you today Drumpf
I was armed my soul taking katana

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>an embryo

who could've guessed

Do people no longer like The Goonies?
I thought everybody liked that movie

>tfw my work had one and only one copy of the blu ray steelbook for Watchmen
>customer who looks like pic related asked for help about the blu rays, I helped him and in his hand i noticed he about 6 movies including the last steel case
>either convince him to somehow leave the movie and risk my job or let him go enjoy it on his generic 32 inch tv
>I watched him smile as he walked outside the store with all the movies
Fuck.

Why don't you just buy one online?

Contrarianism. People shit on things that are popular because it makes them feel like special snowflakes.

it's a cool fun flick with nice visuals not every movie can have the depth of man of steel

Turn 360 degrees while vomiting and walk away

How do people fall asleep in the same room as a stranger?

all that moms gonna freak stuff was actually for real

>not getting head from your girlfriend while her roommate is "sleeping" only feet away

Are you scared of fun?

Compliment my new roommate for being a true aficionado of plebkino

Cause with my discount it wouldve been $10 and not $28

>my college roommate is a 41 year old man

dude free beer. just tell him where the puss puss is at.

>implying anyone on Sup Forums knows where the puss puss at
embarrassing

lmao does he at least look young or is he one of those fat guys with glasses and a moustache

come to think of it user, he looks exactly like you

I didnt mean i have a 41 year old roommate, i meant that looking at the OP's pic it looked like he had a 41 year old roommate judging by the wall posters.

>inception
>avatar
>the fucking goonies

I immediately start looking for a new room mate.

Relax. The more normal he is, the less likely you will have problems.

bro I have six pack abs and wear balenciaga

>college freshman year just ended
>visiting california with cousin
>we stay in hotel near gf's apartment becsuse she had no room for us unless we sleep on the floor (could have but idiot cousin, my aunt and uncle, and parents insisted we rent hotel room)
>on day 3 i wake up really early for some reason
>cousins gf decided to sleep over that night
>i don't get up and try going back to sleep
>cousin and gf start spooning and gf gets fingered or something, idk but she's moaning
>feel fucking disgusted, but i never got up and just pretended that I was sleeping
>wasn't aroused, tried going back to sleep but I couldn't
>30 minutes later they stop

It was awful, I haven't told him but I might one day.

Holy shit guys look at this newfag's projection going THROUGH THE EFFIN ROOF!

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