Do Americans really pee standing up?

Do Americans really pee standing up?

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They're circumcised so it doesn't spray everywhere

No, we pee from a suspended rope above the toilet

only emasculated euro and Swede faggots piss sitting down. Its like a law there, isn't it, faggot?

you can pull the skin, it is not that hard

Speak for yourself. Some of us has a fuck load of skin hanging off the end.

yup
and we pee in the pool too

Yes America has the leg strength to do so.

>Do Americans really pee standing up?
Only the men pee standing up. How do the women do it in your country?

and shart in mart?

There dudes who sit down?, jesus fucking christ. What the fuck do you think those urinals are for you fucking faggot?

Why are you thinking about American penis?
I just want American titties.

Anyone want to go bowling?

cousin?

only real men pee standing up

those are called mexicrap

Disgusting. Aren't you embarrassed to let a girl see that shit?

In all seriousness there are bat shit crazy feminist who protest because these counties have non gender restrooms and when a man urinates standing up its like a slap in their face, degrading and offensive to them because they can't do it.

I shit you not.
I wish I had the original article

Nico!
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I pee sitting down because sitting on the toilet is fucking comfortable.

>I pee sitting down because sitting on the toilet is fucking comfortable.
>and because you're a faggot

ITT: faggots who are deliberately thinking about other men's junk calling other people faggots.
this kind of shit is was Sup Forums sucks, kids.

>sitting faggot, detected

I attach a scope to my penis and pee as far back as possible and aim for the toilet, like a true American