I have a small penis, can I get married?

I have a small penis, can I get married?

No. Enjoy your life of pain, faggot.

why the fuck would penis size matter for marriage??? wives only care about your money, moron.

>I have a small penis, can I get married?
Sure man, just be a bread winner and your wife will only cheat on you with the occasional alpha.

Yeah dude if you got a small dick marriage is your best option. If you wanna be single and bang sluts you need a big dick, find yourself a nice Christian girl, you know wiley material, and settle down

men with small dicks get married every single day.

as the saying goes "more than one way too skin a cat"

Marry a dwarf. Their tiny hands will make your tiny penis look massive.

Nope

sauce

Just marry a mormon girl. She won't see your dick until it's too late

kek

Only way yer gonna keep a man, OP

Make a lot of money. That is really the only thing that matters when it comes to marriage.

Spoken like s true Mormon. Melcesidic priesthood much?

Are you proposing? If so the answer is no.
I only like guys with big dicks.

Read MGTOW theory. Thank me later.

>join my cult of betas
no thanks

face beauty covers all, if not grow muscle and make money

become muslime and marry according to size

This.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the pussy.

Seriously, how small is your dick really? Porn has given us a warped view of how big a normal dick is. An average penis is only 5.5" long. Go ahead and Google it if you don't believe me.

Why would you want to get married?? Your wife will get fat, stop loving you, only stick around for the house and money, bitch at you constantly, you'll have to pay for however many kids, you'll be stressed, aging quicker, possibly struggling financially to pay for your family but not for yourself, and you'll get much less sex.

>and you'll get much less sex.
>implying someone with a small dick would be getting a comparable amount of sex single

Yeah man. you can have quite fun sex with a wee todger, you just need to find a cool lady and communicate about what you both like. some fingers and a tongue have gotten me further than my middling-sized dick

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as soon as you can lol