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> Be me
> Home alone, finally
> Gf was gone for about a week
> Ate hot dogs as main course every day for a week straight

What did you do the last time your wife/gf went away for a while?

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In a strange twist, your GF was also eating hot dogs for a week straight.

> if you know what I mean

>be me
>gf leaves
>doesnt come back

i ate fried eggs for a week.
but it was my parents who were gone no gf

masturbate everywhere in the house

Lots of gay sex and sex with one fat married chick

Wife, kids left for a couple nights to her dad's. Slept like a hibernating bear

Grown-ups tend to move in with their partner.

This is new Sup Forums?

GF and I just broke up, had to move in with parents, she kept dog, 0/10 would not do again

Smoked weed nonstop and marathoned trailer park boys and dark souls 1. Also masturbated a lot. Was pretty fun honestly.

When my wife was still in college, and just my gf at the time, she went home to her mom for a week, and watched her then five year old sister while her mom wen on vacation. It was the first time i had been without her in two years, literally not one day/night alone in two fucking years. I boozed up, made slider burgers and all kinds of other bar type foods she won't eat. I took vacation from work without telling, it was paid though so still had a direct deposit at the normal time. My neighbors wife came over after she realized my gf wasn't there for the week. Tried to bone, turned her down because im not shitty. Told neighbor, they divorce. In short, i boozed binged, and helped end a message. Productive week.

>Sup Forums
>gf
choose one

>a message

Tell who's really married here. Once they leave its sleep, tv, sleep, food, tv as you sleep, you will fap and watch some porn more sleep. God it's great. Nothing better. Why do we get married I don't know still.

is this your gf or your mom lad?
why the fuck can't you have hot dogs for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you so desire?
she does the cooking and shopping?

>What did you do the last time your wife/gf went away for a while?

Remodeled the basement

you guys in this thread with wifes and gf's have been abused by your own moms to think women dictate your home choices.
start putting this shit in its place lads.

My wife doesn't leave often. Last time she did was for two nights. First night was a $250/hr body to body massage with a 10/10 hottie. Next night was a $350/hr blonde escort, who I fucked twice in the hour, and who happily swallowed my nut. In between, crap food, TV, and a little bit of work.

Yes...both were high-dollar. There's a reason. Both were totally worth it.

> Implying this happened recently
> Implying still has GF
Your logic is weak

Sorry, auto-correct. A Marriage.

this

what type of betapussy are you that you can't cook? real men should know how to prepare food in a delicious way.

No idea either. I mean it's fun and all, but that sleep dude. Last time I grabbed a beer, started lethal weapon with full intentions to watch at least the first three and woke up the next morning with a full warm beer on the stand having slept like 14 hrs

last summer. left college and went back to respective states. had summer thing with girl in my hometown. come back to college and back with girlfriend.

Blow. A bunch of blow

Bud you don't get it. Men try to act more civilized once with a woman. So its nice to go back to being a savage for a few days if they arent around. It gets old fast once you start to remember how stupid it is to live in filth. See, in college or before youre with someone else. Squalor is acceptable, it is what you are used to as a single man. Then you go into a relationship, general quality of life gets better. After a while, you miss your savage ways, but when the woman leaves, youre glad when she comes back.

He's the one who wears the dress in his house >"mommy" (to actual mother or wife) can i have the hot dog pweeze!
>"NO! YOU'LL EAT WHAT I MAKE FOR YOU!"
>"ok" *sigh*

every married guy I know hates his life. this is my schedule every night, being single is pretty cool

get

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>implying the implications wasn't that anybody on Sup Forums would be able to ever have a gf

holy fuck ignore this thread & visit
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asap

finally had a chance to bone her friend, i knew she wanted it and she knew i wanted (i finger banged her at a concert once before) so when wifey left for a few days her besty and i spent the whole time fucking and sucking in our bed, it was great, spit and cum and sweat everywhere, she's a dirty little bitch. i was worried the smell of sex would be hard to get out of the room, thank goodness for Yankee candle, lol

we've hatched a plan to get the wifey involved now too so that we don't have to sneak around behind her back... we'll see how that works out

all in all, it was a successful few days

Wife and two sons (6 yrs, and 6 mths) are heading off for 3-day vacation starting today - I've taken this time off work but haven't told her (will be driving off at my usual time, returning later in the morning once they've headed off). Seriously looking forward to some peace and quiet, getting hammered, sleeping when I feel like it, cooking whatever the fuck I want, and catching up on some vidya and movies. (Ausfag here, will be checking out Guardians of the Galaxy 2 for sure)