>Walk into your home
>You find Melania Trump standing there
Wat do?
>Walk into your home
>You find Melania Trump standing there
Wat do?
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trump her rump
Ask her for some money in return for an orgasm.
>invite her to my room
>sit her down
>tell her to get comfy
>go to my drawer for some protection
>pull out my gun and shoot the bitch for breaking and entering
>Post the same thread every day but changes the celeb
Is this a fetish?
I'd ask her if she's lost or something, I guess. Trump is a faggot but Melania has always struck me as just a dumb but nice bimbo, so I wouldn't feel any need to be unpleasant.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
I tell her to click on this universitystuffthatisinteresting.wordpress.com
teeeheeee
"You're like a trillionare can I have a few million plos"
This
Do you even go here? Trump is our fucking lord
More like an autistic fixation
Fuck her brains out, take pics, blackmail, profit
get shot in back of head - probably
Get some photos with her and blackmail the fuck out the Trumps.
I dont even dislike Trump, but business is business.
You would walk into her. Learn the angles lmao
The only way I would find Melania Trump in my house is if someone was trying to frame me for her murder so I guess I would try to move her body to my douchey neighbors house.
> Learn the angles lmao
Newfag
Top cringe, m8. Pretty sure I've been here a lot longer than you.
Woosh
Kindly ask her to leave. What else should i do, iam faggot, lmao
ask her: sta ces ti ovde krv ti jebem?
newfag
newfags took the bait
If you weren't a newfag you would've waited for more replies before saying it was bait
Shoot her. Fuck trump and fuck his family I hope some terrorists fucking skin him alive
GGWP
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The only reason she would be in my house is if I was Donald Trump. In which case I would grab her by the pussy out of instinct.
Treat her with respect because she's the first lady in my house.
Give her a hug, because she probably needs one, and tell her everything will be okay.
If I were her I would've killed myself a long time ago.
>newfag claiming normalfags are newfags
Probably get tackled by secret service.