Post your top 10 artists/bands and others mock you in the worst way possible

The Durutti Column
NoMeansNo
The Smiths
New Order
Wipers
Steve Roden
Naked City
Wire
Missing Presumed Dead
Robert Wyatt

You just pretend you like all these.

>The Beach Boys
>The Beatles
>Bob Dylan
>Devo
>Taylor Swift
>Elvis Presley
>Jimi Hendrix
>Wings
>Frank Sinatra
>Johnny Cash

Weak

Oxbow
Melvins
Mr. Bungle
Swans (depending on each album individually)
Cows
Fugazi
Phish
Luke Vibert
D.O.A (the speedcore/gabber group)
Crass

you discovered music this tuesday

You talk about how music is your life but your collection is like 10 gigs

Young Fathers
Sun Kil Moon
David Lynch (The Big Dream is gud)
Swans
Radiohead
Earl Sweatshirt
The Underachievers
Mos Def
New Order
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

>been on Sup Forums for < 3 years and still haven't left

You're a fucking piece of shit that gets off baiting neckbeards on an Bulgarian scat porn imagecarving site.

Grateful Dead
Toots & the Maytals
Astrud Gilberto
Martinho Da Vila
Mulatu Astatke
Enya
Patsy Cline
Susumu Yokota
Gabor Szabo
Desmond Dekker

The Smiths
Leonard Cohen
David Bowie
Sufjan Stevens
The Cure
Nick Cave
Nina Simone
Janis Joplin
The Magnetic Fields
The Damned

Bob Dylan
Hank Williams
Bad Brains
Billie Holiday
Merle Haggard
Jimmie Rodgers
Nina Simone
Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Blind Willie Johnson
Operation Ivy

You wear one of those fucking awful pork-pie hats

>You wear one of those fucking awful pork-pie hats

that's funny but no

>rap

Communist retard pinko, your parents would be disappointed in you

>Communist
wrong
may be true

John Fahey
The Books
John Cale
Captain Beefheart
Mississippi John Hurt
Bela Fleck
Elizabeth Cotten
Van Morrison
Van Dyke Parks
Jeff Mangum

I can't make fun of people

>it's another mass list no reply thread

Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Céline Dion
Madonna
Doves
Lady Gaga
f(x)
Cher
Kylie Minogue
Barbra Streisand

mine should be pretty easy to mock

>I can't make fun of people
same here

fuck you and listen to the original Fleetwood Mac with Peter Green

you're really really gay, nothing wrong with that tho

>Daft Punk
>Lemon Demon
>Neil cic
>Future Sound of London
>Black Sabbath (Ozzy > Dio)
>Girl Talk
>Death Grips
>Infectious Grooves
>Mordred
>Scatterbrain

Really cool but also tryhard. You want people to know how interesting you are.

19 year old who wears black clothes and doesn't fuck

Seefeel
Mouse on Mars
Plaid
Nobukazu Takemura
Tortoise
Devo
Stereolab
Boredoms
Joan of Arc
The Aquabats

Frank Zappa
David Bowie
Busdriver
Madonna
Grimes
Soft Cell
Talking Heads
The Beatles
Ben Folds
Saul Williams

You drink, wear spandex in public, and make most of your motions very exaggerated.

you go on tumblr and probably leave a lot of bad anons
you just started college

tim buckley
melt-banana
natalie rose lebrecht
tipographica
robbie basho
la monte young
smoke
tegan and sara
oxbow
blind willie johnson

respect

(Not In order)

Belle and Sebastian
The Replacements
John Cale
Gorky's Zygitic Mynci
the Wedding Present
Gang of Four
XTC
Kate Bush
Stereolab
Manic Street Preachers

what tipographica should i hear outside of god says i cant dance? heard that one ages ago was pretty good

Sufjan Stevens
Radiohead
Wilco
Andrew Bird
Steve Reich
Comus
The Beach Boys
The Tallest Man on Earth
DJ Shadow
Negativland

check out
scott johnson - john somebody

>Ramleh
>Keiji Haino
>Murmuüre
>Dead Meadow
>Bohren & der Club of Gore
>Thy Catafalque
>Igorrr
>The Goslings
>King Crimson
>Morphine

>browses one "rym cred noise albums" list once

(me)

+smiths, new order, wire, wyatt,
Quite generic but not exactly bad.
+Devo, Elvis, sinatra and most of the rest
+fugazi, swans (kinda overrated here tho, still alright)
+SKM, radiohead, new order, nick cave,
+grateful dead (hi dad), Enya I guess, (haven't listened to much of her tho)
+all of it
+Billie holiday, nine Simone
+John Cale (my man), van morrison, beefheart,
>I can't make fun of people
Yes you can pussy
+Fleetwood mac (I do like Peter green FM more, but there's still some good stuff later), Madonna, doves, Kylie Minogue (what do you think of Impossible princess?)
+Sabbath
+Stereolab, Devo
+everything but grimes (not even a grimes hater but everything I've listened from her has been shit)
+Tim Buckley
+Sufjan, radiohead, wilco, DJ shadow
+KC

i hate you that i know exactly half of those artists & will look up the others promptly

they only have 4 albums so you should definitely listen to em all if you're interested
why not start with floating opera

i love murmuure too but who can you even consider them a favorite artist when they only have one album thats 30 minutes long

Unironically
>Death Grips
>Ween
>Radiohead
>Stevie Wonder
>Pink Floyd
>Kendrick Lamar
>Danny Brown
>Sufjan Stevens
>Animal Collective
>Beck
>GY!BE

been listening to music for

>who can you even consider them a favorite artist when they only have one album thats 30 minutes long
Good point. I still think that half hour tape is better than Filosofem, therefore making it my favourite black metal album

Scaruffi drone
Likes music that's twisting American folk and blues

>GZA
>Death Grips
>The Prodigy
>Danny Brown
>Ghostface Killah
>Pixies
>UGK
>Organized Konfusion
>DJ Screw
>Mac Demarco
Nu male
Likely has more than one mental disorder
Insecure
Living meme

michio kurihara
nils frahm
johnny harris
david maxim micic
julian lage
clark
tigran hamasyan
chris thile
the flashbulb
prince

Talk Talk
Disco Inferno
Cul De Sac
Pram
Faust
Can
Stereolab
Agitation Free
Public Image Ltd.
This Heat
You probably feel you're too old to be here. Cool guy tho.
Probably on some sort of spectrum.
Not as happy as your taste might suggest.

Bump

>Flogging Molly
>Pink Floyd
>The Cure
>Skinny Lister
>Fallujah
>Paramore
>The Doors
>Twenty One Pilots
>Celtic Woman
>Fleshgod Apocalypse

bite me

>Electric Light Orchestra
>Tame Impala
>The Beach Boys
>Peter Gabriel
>Kate Bush
>Joanna Newsom
>Death Grips
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>Exuma
>Frank Zappa

You have never seen a woman and aren't sure if they actually exist or everyone is just joking

>LCD Soundsystem
>The National
>Queens Of The Stone Age
>Coldplay
>St Vincent
>American Football
>The 1975
>Japandroids
>Madeon
>My Chemical Romance

I've hung onto the bands I liked at 16 a bit too much but also fuck you

>The 1975
Nice. You should check out The Blue Nile, quite an unknown 80s band who are a huge influence on the 1975's sound.

circa survive
cky
ween
black moth super rainbow
tiger army
beach house
chvrches
tobacco
queens of the stone age
ceremony

Kys Brandon no one likes you

You're still alive?
I'm disappointed

Dude you're supposed to be being a dick to me lol

Thanks tho, I'll check them out now

>I've hung onto the bands I liked at 16 a bit too much but also fuck you

he says unironically at the age of 17

17 year old me would've said that lol

>tobacco

we all know you wanted to write com truise

...

>Alice in Chains
>Nine Inch Nails
>Jeff Buckley
>Joy Division
>The Cure
>Have a Nice Life
>Placebo
>Siouxsie and the Banshees
>Violent Femmes
>Megadeth

>Dude you're supposed to be being a dick to me lol
Oh urrr nice 14 y/o indie girl taste faggot

Unwound
Pavement
Tortoise
Reel Big Fish
Yo La Tengo
Beastie Boys
2NE1
Jawbreaker
Dinosaur Jr.
The Shins

good taste. bonus points for grimes.

Why are you so angry?

>Bjork
>Sufjan Stevens
>MF DOOM
>Death Grips
>Dalek
>Kanye West
>Aphex Twin
>cLOUDDEAD
>Avalanches
>Sonic Youth

Sound Horizon
Lana Del Rey
Igorrr
World's End Girlfriend
David Bowie
Joy Division
Grimes
Museo Rosenbach
Anamanaguchi
Venetian Snares

1. Cardiacs
2. The Books
3. Venetian Snares
4. Captain Beefheart
5. Frank Zappa
6. IOSYS
7. Topographica
8. Autechre
9. The Beatles
10. Henry Cow

In no order
Modest Mouse
Big Black
Elliott Smith
Jawbreaker
Sonic Youth
Cap'n Jazz
Built to Spill
Wipers
The Replacements
American Football

Really good taste plus for having the Wipers in their I like you m8

Radiohead
Arcade Fire
The Smiths
The Cure
Pink Floyd
Battles
The Sundays
The Beatles
Ride
Nick Drake

paid albini shill

music starter pack

Red House Painters
Owen
The Sundays
Elliott Smith
Godflesh
Dead Can Dance
Xiu Xiu
Lycia
Emma Ruth Rundle
Songs Ohia

>Phil Elverum
>Broadcast
>Sufjan Stevens
>Yo La Tengo
>Olivia Tremor Control
>Clive Palmer
>Nick Drake
>Dungen
>Vashti Bunyan
>Neutral Milk Hotel
unironically
It's hard to put down general favourites because I like a lot of albums by artists that didn't make many, or the rest of their output is a bit boring.
also
>the Beatles

Kanye West
Denzel Curry
Nas
The Notorious B.I.G.
Lupe Fiasco
Kendrick Lamar
2Pac
Eminem
Future
Vince Staples

nigger

wigger

shigga

Tigga

pigga

>Car Seat Headrest
>Xiu Xiu
>Bomb The Music Industry!
>Jordaan Mason
>Kayo Dot
>Kid Dakota
>Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>The Antlers
>MGMT
>Bright Eyes

Not enough insults in this thread

Is way too self aware of their autism for their own good.

And dont think im forgetting you too

Paul McCartney (and Wings)
The Beatles
Sparks
Rush
Cheap Trick
Beastie Boys
Dinosaur Jr.
The Police
Big Star
Queen

You're trying to keep up with what the kids these days are all listening to but youre actually a 35 year old man who still goes to his home town's high school football games

Melvins
Black Flag
Leviathan
Eyehategod
Ween
Black Sabbath
Bad Brains
Talking Heads
The Allman Brothers Band
Danny Brown

Pink Floyd
David Bowie
Supertramp
Led Zeppelin
Uriah Heep
Eric Clapton
Muse
Guns 'N Roses
Yes
Deep Purple

Death Grips
Crumb
American Football
Lianne La Havas
Kero Kero Bonito
GIRLI
Ghost BC
This Town Needs Guns
Aphex Twin
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

Judge me faggots

(In no particular order)

Frank Ocean
The Beatles
A Tribe Called Quest
Kendrick Lamar
Kaytranada
Porter Robinson
Arctic Monkeys
The Strokes
Outkast
David Bowie

Go listen to Halsey and get off this board pleb

You want to kill yourself but probably don't have the guts to do anything

>Radiohead
>Deerhunter/Atlas Sound
>Broken Social Scene
>My Bloody Valentine
>Stereolab
>Alex G
>Death Cab for Cutie
>J Dilla
>Viper the Rapper
>Prince

King Crimson
Boris
Yes
Captain Beefheart
Eric Dolphy
The Mars Volta
Swans
John Coltrane
Mr Bungle
Frank Zappa

Murican retard
Literally who?
How do your mums cigarettes taste kiddo
Who?
Slowly getting there
Brain damage at birth?
Indoctrinated retard
Nice bait
Lay off the drugs you 21 year old shitbag
No.
Dude how many times were you raped as a child?
Who??
Again, no idea
Almost approve
Probably shit but yeah, who??
Almost acceptable
You'll learn.. hopefully
Nope.
KYS
Also, nearly acceptable
Yes. Okay.
Omfg you best be baiting
No.
ffs how's your mums make up?
No idea and drunk
No omfg
Get your life straight
Meh, bland
No.
Okay
Nice trips, shit music
Pseudo intellectual. Like, not even close
Nigger
Skipping this trash
Close
wut..?
Me! Best music

Mineral
Converge
Blink-182 (pre-TOYPAJ)
Brand New
Jawbreaker
Black Flag
Pig Destroyer
Descendents
Green Day (Pre-American Idiot)
The Dillinger Escape Plan

Kendrick Lamar
Led Zeppelin
2pac
Jeff Beck
Jonny Lang
Chance The Rapper
Paolo Nutini
Kamasi Washington
Jimi Hendrix
Then a toss up between Buddy Guy and Isaiah Rashad idk favoritism is hard

Talking Heads
Nirvana
SWANS
Death Grips
Siouxsie and the Banshees
The Smashing Pumpkins
Bauhaus
Arca
Jane's Addiction
My Bloody Valentine

literally who

I like this list but I post on rk9