Sup Forums writes a love song one line at a time, I'll start

Sup Forums writes a love song one line at a time, I'll start
>It was a friday night and I called you up, to tell you how I feel about yooouuu

>All the songs on the radio remind me not to trust the Jeeewww.

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

i want to cum on your feet

>skeet skeet skeet

>Today I ate a bit of sand and it was not nice

I'll make her yodel

I fuck the music

with my surf n turf

i couldn't afford a present this year, so i got you this box

cut or UNcut thats the questioniloli

Sometimes, I think about you at night
And how much of a fright
It would be to talk to you
To feel your poo
To rape you relentlessly
Till your vagina bleeds
Till I destroy your clit
And make you my bitch
Till I make you cry for your boyfriend
But he's reached a dead end
In his search for you
Ass I idolize your poo
You fucking bitch whore

I will clobber you with my dick
Till it makes you sick
Like E.coli in a rare steak
Or Ebola in anarchic nigger states
Oh yes oh yes
You be blessed
I won't shoot honestly very quick
Because of my massive dick
And the time it takes for the cum to reach the tip
You fucking anti-Semitic bitch

im down on my knees

where my home boys at? SHAWTY? ;_;

you used to ring me on the tele

nothing pisses me off more than mac demarco talking in paragraphs

OP here, might make a song out of the results

it'z only smellz
plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
plis dun crie
u test ur ass?
ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
u take all the way inside bitch…
vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
imagine ur father if he see dis movie
this is really incredible nasty…
you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
ooo, wrung hole...niccce

The last time I saw you
The walls crumbled away
And my mind destroys itself again
Oh lord I hate so much those days

Our poor boy he believes in Chance
He'll never get the Modern Dance
He'll never get the Modern Dance
He'll never get the Modern Dance
He'll never get the Modern Dance

I love you! I love you!
But those goddamn jews!
they run all the news!
Whose great idea was it to make Hitler lose?

Bitch I look like goku
I'm hoppin out dat old school
Fucking up that Pro Tool
Super saiyan swagger
Bitches on my dick
Because all my albums platinum
I don't give a fuck because
I'm swagged up to the maximum

kek

>last night i drove to harper's ferry and I thought about you
>there were signs everywhere that warned me of stop signs

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

Once upon a time there was a little girl
Who got fucked by hairy Uncle Burl
He stuck his girth in lewd
In her little hole
Now she has a fetish for older dudes
I met her at a club in downtown
I was doing the rounds
Slammin every boozie
Looking at every doozie
When I came across this 9/10 girl
Who got fucked by hairy Uncle Burl
But it had been 18 years
Since hairy Uncle Burl
Stuck his hairy chode
Inside that little girl
I went up to her table
Ordered her a few cosmos
Now my mind was set
On her riding my scholosmos
Took her my place'
got undressed pretty quick
But something was wrong
When she looked at my dick
She looked at it with hate
She looked at it with lust
And I am pretty sure at the point
That her vagina was definitely not covered in dust
It was very moist
It was very wet
Wet for my chode
Which would blow a load inside her
She pounced on me like a rapist
She was ready to fuck
But then something happened
That made me want to go shucks
She started contorting
And punching my dick
Saying fuck you Uncle Burl
For sticking your chode inside me as a little girl
I took advantage of the situation
Dressed up in a vest
If this was chick was pretty hot
I wanted to make it her best
I said in a deep voice
It's Uncle Burl Little Girl!
And then I fucked her hard
HARD
Until her pussy was as wide as a door
Now we're married
And every Tuesday she dresses up in a schoolgirl outfit
And I dress up as Uncle Burl
And I fuck her chode cause she got fucked by Uncle Burl as a little girl