Came home to this fucker. Mouse is very much alive and trying to escape. What do?

Came home to this fucker. Mouse is very much alive and trying to escape. What do?

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Rat chef, a la filthy Frank

Most humane way, stamp on its head, directly at the base of the skull.

I'm a Gamekeeper.

let him go bro

I kinda want to kill it. But I dont want to kick it to death. I am not going to roll it up and eat it.

He is making a run for it. Seriously. What should I do?

respect the resilience, let him go and live with him

Release it, this is an order!

put him outside

Set it on fire and enjoy the show

He bested a fucking death trap. Pull it off his neck and set him outside. Don't be cruel. It doesn't look good on you.

Stick him up your ass, let him try to escape from there

don't let it go, i had big ass rats in my house...no lie, i cracked 3 of them with a copper pipe.

It's rough, but you gotta defend yo house brah.

call 911 and the police will come shoot it.

Will it Blend?

if you put him outside, he'll just come back in, the way he did the first time.

Either take him far away, like 20 min ish...or kill him

I want to release it. Still thinking of a way. Dubs names the mouse

put him outside you fat faggot

You wouldn't have to bash animals to death if you weren't poor white trash. This is a you problem and not a rat problem. Wigger.

I'll tell you what you should do, you should clean your fucking house you dirty fuck that's why you're getting rats

Roll for dubs
>This

Sedate it and put it in a container it can live in. It's your pet until you decide how you want to torture it

>white trash killing rats
kind of cannibalistic no?

His name is freedom. Lift the spring and let him go.

Take it the home of someone you don't like and let him go.

PROBLEM SOLVED

offer him to satan and make a wish
draw the circle of satan with his blood

>put it in a box
>tape shut
>mail to your local zoo
>profit

Take it to a store with a photocopier.

Put the mouse in, still in the trap, close the lid and print 100 copies back and front.

Much better~

FEED IT TO A CAT!

Have fun

CUM ON IT LIKE THE BIRD OF COURSE OR EVEN BETTER SUFFOCATE IT IN YOUR CUM

chuck him out the window and say "see you tomorrow!"

Name him Lucky

oh fuck off...rats are natures food source, they suck, and they destroy shit...

liberal hippie fuckface

>white trash
>wigger
Spotted the Jew rats trying to protect their brethren

oh shit nigger plz be this

WINNNNNNN

Tell him to cook you dinner

Fuck it tight mousehole.

Uhj~, I love that one!
The best.

>jews
>Rats in their houses
lol no, thats specifically for niggers/puerto ricans, mexicans and white trash

crewmates

Lol, shadow.
You won't get it.
She will.

>WINNNNNNN

He only said dubs names it. I guess it's named Satan.

WHITE TRASH HAS RATS

Smash his head with a hammer. That's what I did once.

>cut off tail
>cut off 3 legs
>cum in his eyes
>chop off his dick
>shove dick in his mouth, careful, you dont want to get bitten
>poke his eyes with a red hot needle
>put glue in his nose
>let him go to think about what he's done to deserve this

holy shit lol

OP

OP here. Satan is a stupid name. Still thinking of a way to catch him

Eat it.

Catch him? You didn't let him loose again did you?

I was in a thread once where OP sent up a bottle of piss because space toad needed suppplies. Good times.

Name him Melvin

Vodka? Weed? Xanax ..:)

BLEND IT

Squirrelie, n0o~!

Ssshit.

Mail it to Kim Jong Un as a gift and sign of friendship between our two peoples

You cannot have a Jew in the building without simultaneously having a rat in the building. Jews and rats are the the same entity

Its a mouse not a rat faggot

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Cannabis, plez~

where da fuck is he gonna go with that shit pressing his fucking head

>bucket or half-cut bottle with some water genius.

i was talking about rats retard

If you didn't get all jewish with a cheapy trap, you wouldn't have this 'dilemma'. Man up, kill it by hand and next time spend the extra fucking dollar on a trap that works.

"Heaven? " lol

Aw~, I love resident evil~. :o

It looks pretty dead. Prodding it now

>stuart little space program

No.

Dip in boiling water slowly. Record & post for science.

RIP Squirrelie. He ded now.

step on it.

"I'll take this dance~."
>lol, nNo.

>eEgh~*
x_x

I wonder what became of him.

Forever in our hearts

>"memories"
>delusion
>advantages~

Only right answer. /thread

git reset --hard HEAD~

Nes trap~?

I love you bra

He was too young to die

"Should've had a V8."

>no homo~

Trial, with Sup Forums prosecutors, defenders, jury, expert witnesses

>>>reddit

No. with homo xxx

>yawn~°
"That was a good nap~

>white out?

B-but--

hammer time

>butthead~

put that mouse in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives…smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

That only works if its black

>gasp~!
My word~!!

Thats not a mouse thats a big fuck off rat