Oldfag here, just turned 30 an hour ago

Oldfag here, just turned 30 an hour ago

dubs decides what I do with the rest of my life

>Inb4: an hero

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get black and fuck chicks

pet that dog.

Pick an aspect of life you're interested in and be excellent in it.

Cum in 2 chicks with 1 nut

JOIN THE ARMY SCUMBAG

Make someone happy.

OP re rolling for dog pet

(latter already achieved)

Time to start living.

Learn korean, and move to southj korea and teach english

rolling for this but die in battle, no going home buddy boo

never seen Sup Forums so wholesome

Howl at the moon on full moons

Grow a family. Meet someone who is nice, clever, funny, and just overall a good person. Have some girls, raise them to be wonderful adults named Susan and Mary. A couple of years later watch them become invested in science. Get them a lab. Have another kid. He has some issues in school, but he is a witty Tom Sawyer-like kid. Get a puppy. Retire and spend your time at the nursing home telling tales of the past. Watch as your children become world renowned scientists and reach new technologies that have never been reached before.

Oh, and this is the story of Johnny test's father. You can suck a big one for all I care.

>oldfag
>just turned 30
lmao, real oldfag are now over 60

Find every homeless person in your area and lick the insides of their ears

post dick pic

what did your last 3 decades entail ?

/rolling for dog pet

we are waiting.

for the rest of your life, mind you

WINRAR.

winrar

oh boi, cant wait to see the same dudes dick everyday on Sup Forums...

do it faggot op
this is easily the easiest thing to do amid all the other easy slutty things that could have been posted

Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]

cuck...

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at once both fitting and disappointing

>inb4 thats what she said

Good job. You still have future ahead of you.

get a family and live till 80 then an hero

Oh shit he did it

Happy birthday m8