Ask an Amputee Anything/b/

Ask an Amputee Anything/b/

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Your leg looks like a car seat

How long till you can fuck, also are you near the central US?

can i get the succ

I got base ball alot never car seat though.

I can fuck. Yes.

What's the best way to not act awkward around amputees? I try my best but my eyes always stray to stumps

Right there with ya homey. AK since November 2011.

How?

So you think you can dance?

Timestump or GTFO

m or f?

What happens if you take the Staples out

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What was it like being a Lieutenant in the Army, Dan?

Nice lookin leg, how much was it? I'm not an amputee so I always wondered how much they are.

your leg looks like ya wanted to improvise a catchers mit but ran out of arms to use

Stumpstamp? Or maybe timestump

I dont really know. Just act normal. People stare and act nervous others are overly nice and shit. Just be cool.

How long it take you to get and master your prosthesis? Doc said my stump may be too short to use one effectively.

Osteosarcoma

>that build

never skip leg day, man

How do you get around without a leg?

Crutches

How do you feel about people with amputee fetishes?

Aw, sorry man. Life's not over, you've still got a dick (-:
Hopefully you're charismatic

Was bone grafting out of the question

amputated ppl are easiest to rape.

I'm wearing 60k retail, but insurance paid for it.

>Osteosarcoma

Hey OP you are prety cool for defeating the Osteosarcoma at a great cost.
I hope you are okay and have a nice day.

are you 100% cured?

Its whatever. Weird as fuck but I'm posting here so who am I to judge.

One of my friends had that as a kid, had major surgery but kept his leg. Has had three or four surgery's as an adult, they keep saying he might lose it, still got the ugly fucking thing though.

I felt really solid on it after six months or so, but I had a year of chemo after surgery, so that fucked me up. I'm also 50, so everything's slow for me.

Yeah. Leg is cut off. Cancer is out.

Never do.

Timestamp an I.d. with your age friend. Didn't know anyone over 8 posted here

Can't do that. But here's my old grey ass at the gym. I'm easily findable.

Ever try to rebuild your lost limb using assorted deli meats?

Cant say I have

No worries. Good shit for being in shape at 50 tho, you're doing Arnold proud. I know this isn't /fit/ but I'm a skinny fuck, how do I bulk up? 6' but a measly 140 pounds here. I've only got a sorry excuse of a six pack from being skinny

How are your friends reacting?

Reminds me of the stitching on a leather couch. Makes sense I guess.

I rubbed starfish and lizard tails on mine and it did fuck all.

So cool, look like a Terminator.

Do you partake in drugs? Also are you experiencing that 'phantom limb' stuff?
On another unrelated note, I've got a qt gf and we've been dating a few months and nothing's wrong with our relationship but I feel like I'm too bland of a person and she'll leave me. She's out of my league so it's definitely doable for her.. how do I keep her interested?

The .most anabolic substance of all is food. Eat surplus calories, lift heavy, sleep a lot. That's the truest, simplest formula. Get lots of protein and do the above.

You look like a retarded baseball

Its weird for them. But I didnt really tell anyone but one friend what was happening. Nobody else knew until I just showed up on crutches sans leg after my surgery.

OP, when you're healed and using your everyday prosthesis comfortably, go to Challenged Athletes dot com and apply for an equipment grant. That's how I got this rig.

I smoke and drink. Not alot but occasionally. Yeah phantom pains suck. Getting better though. As for relationship advice Im worthless. Sorry

Lmao Thats fucking hilarious.

Thanks friend. I'll definitely try eating more but I don't have an appetite so it'll be a bit tough, as faggoty as that sounds. Is sleep really that important?

Yeah I didnt really intend it to be. But they say its the best prank ever lol. Im just not really good with uncomfortable situations and didnt know how to tell them so I avoided it until the last minute.

Oh shit the phantom limb stuff actually hurts? Fuck bone cancer, friend. No worries about the relationship shit tho I'm sure I'll find a way to fuck it up (-:

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Couple of legless faggots up in here.

You guys can't fight because you can't get any power in your punches.

A woman could probably beat you guys up hahahaha.

You're only half men....umm... 75% men in your cases.

Legless faggots.

Sleep is huge. You don't actually grow in the gym. On the contrary. You damage muscle by heavy lifting, hence soreness. Muscle grows in response to that damage, protecting itself in expectation of future abuse. But your cells grow and heal in your sleep. Protein = muscle and only surplus calories = net weight increase.

I can generate some force if I want to. But I'm sure I'd stand no chance against a big strapping Sup Forumsstud like you (pathetic cunt).

R u into nug porn?

Is that shit about your amputated limb still itching even tho it's not there real? If so how do you deal with it?

Thanks. One last question and I'll let you go: I've got shoulders and arms but literally no pecs. Tapping my sternum makes a knocking sound. I'd be pretty happy with myself if I could work for some muscle there, any tips?

Does the goverment give you money, and do you feel the money is enough to make you happy.

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Yes its real. I just massage my leg and wait it out. Tried the mirror but it doesnt really work on me

Why do you have a zipper?

Bull-fucking-shit you can fight. You don't even have two legs. You're probably wobbly as shit when you walk and slow as hell when you move.

Hahaha, you're 75% of a man, buddy.

Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to have two legs?

God damn man. That's really shitty.

Butterfly presses and squeeze at the top of the motion, that and good old-fashioned push ups.
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Give it a rest user. For fucks sake

Autism gold m8

Is your dick swol too

Thanks again. Catch me winning Mr Universe in a few years
Have a good one

If you're ever near San Diego, I'll put $1,000 on a 100-yard dash or a three- round UFC rules fight. Your choice, big guy. Get outrun by an old cripple or get knocked the fuck out by one. Either way, it's good Sup Forums fodder.

Can't help it, I'm a mo' fuggin' troll.

I even managed to troll on this goddamn board even though it is already full of trolls hahaha.

I'll stop trolling these legless faggots. I'll be the bigger man and walk away. Get it? Walk away? Hahahaha.

Cheers m8.

I remember you

Dude if you get pushed to the ground during a fight you're going to be slow as hell getting back up with only one leg.

You should've said boxing rules.

In an MMA fight I would just push you down and then keep punching you like one of those clown toy punching bags when you tried to get back up.

Hahaha, legless faggot. I said I would stop trolling you but you're too much fun.

Cringed famalam

Okie do me, trollmaster.