Dubs decides what I say

Dubs decides what I say

Hi Eliza, it says here you probably look better in person than in this beautiful picture, can we meet so I can check?

I'm not a robot

You a tits or ass man?

Roll

why haven't we had sex yet?

look I'm just gonna get this out of the way first thing: i swiped you by accident, i really like dicks, but if you'd be willing to wear a strap on and fuck me, i think this could work out

hi

Hi I like your smile.
Do you wipe forward or backward?

Unmatch me right now if you don't want to have sex with me asap

>Dubs decides what I say

"Hi, I'm an autistic fucktard Rain Man who is fascinated by the post numbers."

you look like my brother, can you send me a picture of your finger in your ass so i can be sure?

I would like to crawl in a tree and have sex in there, what bout you?

Your gonna get fucked. Hard.

Roll

your name says "eliza" but this dick says "i like ya"

Do you like ducks or fucks?

aaayyy bby wun sum fuk?

if you were stranded on an island and you could only bring one item with you, why would my ex cheat on me?

Would you be into pegging a man?

Your tits look fucking marvelous

why are wearing spic clothes?

I'm actually into men I was just tricked by your profile picture.

Hello is this the Krusty Krab

How big is your dick

Cover up that belly. The muslims will find us

lmfaooooo

wut

will you marry me?

i'm fucking dead

Nudes?

"Wanna smash pissers?"

I want to have a serious relationship with you
Let's go on 10 dates and not touch each other
After that I'm gonna propose to you infront of a sunset so that Hitler can eat you up with his big fat pussy.
Will you marry me Eliza?
Ravioli ravioli in my cummioly

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Reroll

inb4bot

Hahah wtf
So close

roll

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Add Hitler is like my idol my nigga

roll for that shit

reroll

lets get a look at those tits

Ravioli ravioli in my pre cummioli

Quads of god

oh shit

shit nigga

How far does my finger go in your ass till I touch shit?

Guess who did nothing wrong?

calm down faggot

great

Birth control

...

i dont doubt that

well boys it's time to pack up

Who the fuck are you

To bad she was from Brasil....

OP

Jabbas face looks more decent than yours
Your body is average though
We can try to put a mask on you and have sex
PS I'm a commie

Deliver nigga

Roll I guess

Ask if she's into computers. If she says yes, ask if she knows how to handle D.

I have an alright dick, like 6, maybe 6.5 inches, but I just can't reach it. Not even with my tongue. Can you recommend any stretching techniques or something?

Ups hosecock part is missing

long story short

I look great

Op deliver you useless piece of shit

fuck

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