Dubs decides what I say
Dubs decides what I say
Hi Eliza, it says here you probably look better in person than in this beautiful picture, can we meet so I can check?
I'm not a robot
You a tits or ass man?
Roll
why haven't we had sex yet?
look I'm just gonna get this out of the way first thing: i swiped you by accident, i really like dicks, but if you'd be willing to wear a strap on and fuck me, i think this could work out
hi
Hi I like your smile.
Do you wipe forward or backward?
Unmatch me right now if you don't want to have sex with me asap
>Dubs decides what I say
"Hi, I'm an autistic fucktard Rain Man who is fascinated by the post numbers."
you look like my brother, can you send me a picture of your finger in your ass so i can be sure?
I would like to crawl in a tree and have sex in there, what bout you?
Your gonna get fucked. Hard.
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your name says "eliza" but this dick says "i like ya"
Do you like ducks or fucks?
aaayyy bby wun sum fuk?
if you were stranded on an island and you could only bring one item with you, why would my ex cheat on me?
Would you be into pegging a man?
Your tits look fucking marvelous
why are wearing spic clothes?
I'm actually into men I was just tricked by your profile picture.
Hello is this the Krusty Krab
How big is your dick
Cover up that belly. The muslims will find us
lmfaooooo
wut
will you marry me?
i'm fucking dead
Nudes?
"Wanna smash pissers?"
I want to have a serious relationship with you
Let's go on 10 dates and not touch each other
After that I'm gonna propose to you infront of a sunset so that Hitler can eat you up with his big fat pussy.
Will you marry me Eliza?
Ravioli ravioli in my cummioly
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Reroll
inb4bot
Hahah wtf
So close
roll
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Add Hitler is like my idol my nigga
roll for that shit
reroll
lets get a look at those tits
Ravioli ravioli in my pre cummioli
Quads of god
oh shit
shit nigga
How far does my finger go in your ass till I touch shit?
Guess who did nothing wrong?
calm down faggot
great
Birth control
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i dont doubt that
well boys it's time to pack up
Who the fuck are you
To bad she was from Brasil....
OP
Jabbas face looks more decent than yours
Your body is average though
We can try to put a mask on you and have sex
PS I'm a commie
Deliver nigga
Roll I guess
Ask if she's into computers. If she says yes, ask if she knows how to handle D.
I have an alright dick, like 6, maybe 6.5 inches, but I just can't reach it. Not even with my tongue. Can you recommend any stretching techniques or something?
Ups hosecock part is missing
long story short
I look great
Op deliver you useless piece of shit
fuck
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