Is switzerland truly as amazing as they say? Low taxes? Meritocracy? Beautiful white people and mountains...

Is switzerland truly as amazing as they say? Low taxes? Meritocracy? Beautiful white people and mountains? Is it overrated?

Other urls found in this thread:

admin.ch/opc/en/classified-compilation/19995395/index.html#a121a
admin.ch/opc/en/classified-compilation/19995395/index.html#a121
admin.ch/opc/en/classified-compilation/19995395/index.html#a72
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_from_the_former_Yugoslavia_to_Switzerland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blerim_Džemaili
youtube.com/watch?v=lXZiuVuLxJk
youtube.com/watch?v=-rbYCK4nsm4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fuck off leaf.

Only the Italian part

>beautiful white people

They definitely have immigrants if that's what you're asking (though not more non-whites than any other western cunt, less than here anyway) and the native white swiss are pretty ugly I noticed

Fucking lucker, you don't know how shit the rest of the world is

Cry me a river cunt, why don't you just move here?

Dude the leaf was being nice to you on the op, why you so mad?

I meant shit minorities, not civilized minorities, like some gypsies, I mean pure leeches on society, ungrateful lazy cunts who drive taxes through the roof and punish you for working. I'm not a racist I couldn't give a fuck, I'm just so fucking fed up of hearing shit about YPIPO and the evil english whenever I go to work or school

Yes they have a lot of Balkan scum.

Sorry had a bit too much.

I like it here.

ugly

swiss people ain't beautiful anyway, but the country is pretty much perfect otherwise

just find yourself a balkan diaspora qt there and it would be a perfect life

I'm balkan myself, so I then it works out perfectly.

The Rick Steves episodes where he goes to switzerland always make me sad that I don't live there.

Theres minorities but they make sure they are integrated

How do they do that and why don't other cunts copy it so their minorities don't ruin everything?

>why don't other cunts copy it
what are you like a racist?
They integrate because there is no welfare state. Only smart hard working people go to countries like that, and they go because they like the country not only for the handouts, if you planned on working anyway might as well co to a country where you already speak the language like the culture and would integrate easier rather than wasting effort on making segregated communities

admin.ch/opc/en/classified-compilation/19995395/index.html#a121a

Federal Constitution of the Swiss Confederation

Art. 121a1 Control of immigration

1 Switzerland shall control the immigration of foreign nationals autonomously.

2 The number of residence permits for foreign nationals in Switzerland shall be restricted by annual quantitative limits and quotas. The quantitative limits apply to all permits issued under legislation on foreign nationals, including those related to asylum matters. The right to permanent residence, family reunification and social benefits may be restricted.

3 The annual quantitative limits and quotas for foreign nationals in gainful employment must be determined according to Switzerland's general economic interests, while giving priority to Swiss citizens; the limits and quotas must include cross-border commuters. The decisive criteria for granting residence permits are primarily a application from an employer, ability to integrate, and adequate, independent means of subsistence.

4 No international agreements may be concluded that breach this Article.

5 The law shall regulate the details.

Also:

admin.ch/opc/en/classified-compilation/19995395/index.html#a121

Art. 121 Legislation on foreign nationals and asylum

1 The Confederation is responsible for legislation on entry to and exit from Switzerland, the residence and the permanent settlement of foreign nationals and on the granting of asylum.

2 Foreign nationals may be expelled from Switzerland if they pose a risk to the security of the country.

3 Irrespective of their status under the law on foreign nationals, foreign nationals shall lose their right of residence and all other legal rights to remain in Switzerland if they:

a.
are convicted with legal binding effect of an offence of intentional homicide, rape or any other serious sexual offence, any other violent offence such as robbery, the offences of trafficking in human beings or in drugs, or a burglary offence; or
b.
have improperly claimed social insurance or social assistance benefits.
4 The legislature shall define the offences covered by paragraph 3 in more detail. It may add additional offences.

5 Foreign nationals who lose their right of residence and all other legal rights to remain in Switzerland in accordance with paragraphs 3 and 4 must be deported from Switzerland by the competent authority and must be made subject to a ban on entry of from 5-15 years. In the event of reoffending, the ban on entry is for 20 years.

6 Any person who fails to comply with the ban on entry or otherwise enters Switzerland illegally commits an offence. The legislature shall issue the relevant provisions.

Also:

admin.ch/opc/en/classified-compilation/19995395/index.html#a72

3 The construction of minarets is prohibited.

>2 Foreign nationals may be expelled from Switzerland if they pose a risk to the security of the country.
>
>3 Irrespective of their status under the law on foreign nationals, foreign nationals shall lose their right of residence and all other legal rights to remain in Switzerland if they:
>
>a.
>are convicted with legal binding effect of an offence of intentional homicide, rape or any other serious sexual offence, any other violent offence such as robbery, the offences of trafficking in human beings or in drugs, or a burglary offence; or
>b.
>have improperly claimed social insurance or social assistance benefits.
>4 The legislature shall define the offences covered by paragraph 3 in more detail. It may add additional offences.
>
>5 Foreign nationals who lose their right of residence and all other legal rights to remain in Switzerland in accordance with paragraphs 3 and 4 must be deported from Switzerland by the competent authority and must be made subject to a ban on entry of from 5-15 years. In the event of reoffending, the ban on entry is for 20 years.
>
>6 Any person who fails to comply with the ban on entry or otherwise enters Switzerland illegally commits an offence. The legislature shall issue the relevant provisions.
>3 The construction of minarets is prohibited.

Why don't more eurocunts follow the smart and reasonable swissies?

>Swiss town denies passport to vegan anti-cowbell campaigner 'for being annoying'

>A woman has been denied a second application for a Swiss passport after local residents took offence to her rejection of traditions and her “annoying” campaigning.

if you're a citizen and upper middle class yes.
if you're not no.

Theres basically 0 welfare. You sink or swim. The idiots who dont assimilate/get no job dont stay in switzerland, they just go to germany or france. Simple

Anybody is welcome in switzerland. You work, pay taxes and learn the language then welcome. Skin colour is irrelevant

The average wage is like 3 times it is in narrowing countries and so are the prices
Which means if you don't make as much as your average employee you'll starve after a month because everything is insanely expensive

>learn the language
>the language
Which one? I forget what the "Swiss" language is

Do you have to speak other languages besides German to make it in Switzerland?

Dunno if joking. Switzerland has 4 languages. Swiss german (different from german german) french italian and romantsch. You can learn 1 and stick to the place where the main language is that 1.

English is widely spoken over europe too

Italian huh? What are some cities worth visiting where Italian is spoken?

It's fucking great. The only problem is ugly native population.

La suisse pue du cul.
Conservateurs, immobiles.
Ils ne font rien bouger du tout, ce sont des frileux auto-centrés.
Ils pratique l'évasion fiscale (et c'est pour cela qu'ils ne sont pas dans l'union européenne).
Ce sont de petits voleurs simplets.
Rien de bien alarmant.
Allez en Suisse pour skier, manger une fondue et voir des vaches.
C'est tout.

Dude use English

South of Switzerland. Like Ticino

He basically called switzerland shit. Probably jelly

Switzerland stinks.
Conservative, they are motionless.
They don't make things change very much. They are more of museum caretakers who maintain oldies.
They are kindof self-centered jerks.
They do tax-evasion. (I don't know how to translate). This is why they are NOT part of the EU (look on a map: they are the only one to be out of the EU).
In a word, they are some kind of simple-minded thieves with no social dimension.
Go to Switzerland to ski, to eat a fondue or to see cows (or to manage your bank account, tax-evasion...)
That's all.

Good translation french bro. But you are wrong. Uk will exit the EU, switzerland and norway are not in eu either. I know many people who live in france but work in suisse for wages

Yes, Serbian

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_from_the_former_Yugoslavia_to_Switzerland

>wages
yeah sure, but where do you think they take the wages from?
UK : banks (others' money)
Norway : petrol (soon to be pumped out)
Switzerland : profits on banks (others' money)

...
no real economy come from these 3 countries, bro.

I haven't been anywhere
But nothing can be better than the US
By definition

>by 1995, there were 40,000 Macedonian citizens in Switzerland.
>This number has risen further to 61,000 by 2002.
>An estimated 50,000 emigrants from Macedonia are ethnic Albanians.

>shiptars ruin your reputation there

So what? Money is argent...

Get rich, fuck bitches and die.

what's wrong with macedonians?

Pure anglo degeneracy right there, fuck Napoleon for losing that war

That's exactly the type of statements that demands us french to HATE you cousins of ours.
At the same time, we have to LOVE you cousins because we are linked by history and love and passion.

That sentence summerizes the difference of posture in life between british and french.

A lot of things, but I'm talking about them:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blerim_Džemaili

Take that back, baka medkit.

It's alright. Pretty comfy, but expats find it a bit boring because there just isnt enough rape, crime and terror.

why even live there if there's no rape?

I mean you can always move to Geneva and hope for the best

France is a shithole. Switzerland is not case closed.

Whats wring with what i said. You hate making money and having sex? K

Do you go to Yugo Clubs in Zurich?

youtube.com/watch?v=lXZiuVuLxJk

>France
is the most magnificent country in Europe, bro...
We don't make money out of others, that's true...
We are the country where socialism was invented, that's true...
We are of great monarchal descent, that's true...
Well, we are the very best of the whole european continent...

Sorry, british dude. I love your accent and you humour, and your tea-time traditions. But I don't like when you say untrue things. Because british are great, clever, brillant and rational people... I don't know why we couldn't be anything else than friendly cousins...

Peace.

Never been there tbqh.
I might move to Zurich soon though, might visit.

Dude you have jihadis blowing themselves up in paris. I like france but both our countries are turning shit

Wtf is that

Serbian disco

youtube.com/watch?v=-rbYCK4nsm4

They
Eat
Dogs
Not even trolling look It up

swissies are chinks in disguise?