Hey I forgot my orange juice will you keep an eye on my scrambled eggs

Hey I forgot my orange juice will you keep an eye on my scrambled eggs

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WHERE'D THEY GO?

what the fuck. Those arent eggs are they? How can you fuck up a dish like that?
You could kill someone with that

Really wish I'd have saved them to clipboard so I could paste them back on, but nope. They're gone for good user.

you can eat them raw dumbcunt

wat

Not OP but slightly wet scrambled eggs are the best. In fact, you could eat eggs raw and they'd probably be fine, especially in countries where the chickens are vaccinated. Even if not the majority of bacteria are on the shell as albumen is naturally antibiotic.

Can you eat chicken raw? NO!
Eggs ARE chickens you inbread mongoloid

Chef fuck boy here.

This is actually the "correct" way to cook scrambled eggs.

Sorry most of you eat rubber.

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>mongoloid

Nobody likes this wet piece of undercooked shit you shit "chef".
You're probably that chef at Wendy's making $8.75 an hour

Well then you know less about cooking than a Wendy's chef on minimum wage. Congrats I guess.

inbread?

I guess I do like bread with my scrambled eggs?

I made you some new eggs

I'm sous chef at a distillery that's won a bunch of awards for cocktails, liquor, and food. Try again scumbag.

if only there was a navy seal style version of this

However, you are correct. I get paid shit.

(32k)

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Hope he's not still looking for that oj

someone doesnt know how to make eggs kek