OP here from earlier thread

OP here from earlier thread
So I felt another eruption of shit coming out so I rushed into the toilet but this time it was a river of blood mixed with diarrhea coming out from my asshole.
I lost so much blood, I am in absolute terror right now.
Should I go to the doctor?

Hehehehehehgagagagahahahahahahaha you suck at shitting.

yes

wash those shorts first

How

I already did.
That image is from the earlier thread
Everything is clean now

What should I say to the doctor?
Tell him the truth?

whenever i have diarrhea i aim my asshole at the water in the toilet bowl, seems you missed and hit the floor buddy

might wanna look up a shitting tutorial or something, looks like you need some advice on how to do it

show him this thread

i wasnt in the earlier thread, what exactly went wrong

i cant believe i missed out on all this diarrhea drama

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What happened in the last thread?

How the fuck did you miss the toilet?

>What should I say to the doctor?
>Tell him the truth?

no, you should lie to him. why should he care about your health? tell him a nice story of your mom, then say goodbye and go home dying. retard.

Well basicly I had diarrhea in public and had to walk/run to my house, nearly 45 min of walking and running.
The sad part is that shit was starting to leak and everyone on the street started looking.
When I arrived home I made this mess.

Now everything is clean but I felt another erruption and it was blood mixed with diarrhea

pics of blood please, so we can diagnose it.
>Certified doctor here. I can help you.
Also timestamp plz.

blood? stop shoving pointy things up your ass, OP

Web MD it. Probably cancer

not uncommon to see some blood in diarrhea. how much are we talking?

was it bright red or dark?

did you stick anything in you butt that you shouldn't have?

were you raped by a black man?


did you eat any under cooked meat?


do you have stomach pains or cramping?

any other symptoms?

>Finger in ass
>Take photo of finger
>Tell us about the taste
I'm sorry user, but you might need a fecal transplant

I would first search up your symptoms: You're shitting blood and profusely shitting/ have diarrhoea
What happened before you started profusely shitting? Did you shove a massive rusty metal pole inside your anus / had anal sex with a gay partner recently, have you eaten any under-cooked meat or rotten food recently? Do you have any extreme stomach pains and aches ?
Has this happened to you before?
Do you want to die?
I do.
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did someone prank you with some laxative

I don't think laxatives would cause blood.

nah... you will be fine...

was it a prank in the anus gone wrong? Did Joey's Salad enter your behind and never come back out, which has actually happened before, His salad is mostly described as a massive monstrous force, it's unstoppable, you can't even picture it if an author like J.R.R. Tolkien described it. Imagine this fucking abusive salad inside your ass and get back to me asap, this might be a case of salad being tossed in the wrong way.

>OP here from earlier thread
>So I felt another eruption of shit coming out so I rushed into the toilet but this time it was a river of blood mixed with diarrhea coming out from my asshole.
>I lost so much blood, I am in absolute terror right
>now.
>Should I go to the doctor?

Yes and ASK him if giant insertions may be the problem

is the blood red or brown? is it still coming out? seriously, if its brown you are in trouble maybe and Go to the Dr. If it is red and is stops...ok...if you find you need a tampon to stop it. Go to the Dr. You probably have a hemorrhoid or another thing impossible to spell

Are you the guy from yesterday who said you lost a sharpie in your ass, and was told by 15 different people that you had to go to the emergency room?

I had to go to the bathroom again and at the end of this time it was just blood coming out

>was it bright red or dark?
bright red
>did you stick anything in you butt that you shouldn't have?
No, I'm not a faggot
>were you raped by a black man?
No, I don't think not even black men would like to stick their penises in my asshole
>did you eat any under cooked meat?
not sure, probably not
>do you have stomach pains or cramping?
agonizing pain

>>do you have stomach pains or cramping?
>agonizing pain

LISTEN TO ME.
GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM RIGHT NOW. YOU COULD DIE.

PLEASE GO. IM NOT KIDDING DUDE.

YOU COULD DIE. PLEASE GO.

What the fuck dude, you are starting to scare me.
Are you serious?
I was going to the doctor tomorrow

Doubles gets OP go to Emergency Rooms Trips Is Your Get To Choose LIve or DIe
everything else....just take a few aspirin OP

ROLL FOR ER

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OP is kill soon, aew

No aspirin if he's bleeding out the ass.

Probably tore a 'roid. It will resolve itself.

Is the blood red, EX-EMS fag here.

this, it must be just hemorrhoids

I knew an OP with blood in his Poo,
What did he do?
With the blood in his poo?
Perhaps he's new(fag).

He took a pic of the poo and posted in /b
Who did see?
When he posed to /b?
It's you and me.

So he waited around for a good answer.
For diagnosis for his shit blood dancer.
But all /b had was just idle banter.
Because he had cancer.

Give timestamp written in blood and shit

>shits blood

>Should I see a doctor?

Ummm... lemme see. Yeah.

The bleeding has stopped but my asshole hurts really badly.
But I guess you guys were right, probably just hemorrhoids

Nah, not always.. if the blood is red more than likely it is just a tare on his asshole or a hemorrhoid burst. Now, if the blood is dark and blackish then yes go now! If the bleeding lasts for longer than an hour and you have more than a pint of blood loss then yes call an ambulance.

were you standing up and moving around while you shit? how does this even happen

Pants were filled with diarrhea, when I was taking them off some of it spilled

Red blood means lower GI hemorrhage and yes you should go to the ER

You`re communist??

sounds like salmonella
either that or you like to stick shit up your ass
faggot

Mfw a grown man shits his pants

OP isn't the only one, back around thanksgiving I got all ready to go to my parents house, I am 41 they are in their lat3 60's. Jumped in the car been drinking the night before, leaned over the fart shit my pants. My wife still gives me shit about it.

Ok OP heres what you going to do. Go to doc, this kind of thing is more common then you think but you wont know until you get some fucken labs done. Go in, bring in what meds ure on, they'll have you shit in a cup, run your shit for parasites, c. diff, and other enteric bacteria. Oh and the doc may have to check for hemorrhoids.

This is gold.

Update us op, hope u r fine