All Female Ocean's Eleven

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>After the success of an all Female Ghostbusters

Is it even possible to cast a "good" all Female ocean's eleven reboot?

>success
>70 million loss

An all female, career criminal, casino robbing posse? What, are they gonna get a little midget asian woman this time too?
No. It's fucking ridiculous. It's just another gimmick flick, riding the gender equality wave, just like the new Ghostbusters was.

No it is not. You need a few hot but older leading ladies with acting credit. Then a few really good actors and big stars to round it out.

I would cast.

Anne Hathaway
Amy Adams
Rachel Weize
ScarJo
Sandra Bullock

Those are your main leads.

Rachael McAdams
Reese Witherspoon
Emily Blunt
Cate Blanchett
Maggie Smith
Emma Thompson

Round it out and the last 3 give it some gravitus.

You get a good mix of star power and acting though you lack the comedy that should be with it but that is hard to get from an all female cast as we know.

>Cate Blanchett
MOMMY

So they marry rich guys and then get divorced?

Oceans 8 has flop written allover it.
They should add betty white to the cast theres still room for mire actresses that no longer get periods in that movie.

>What, are they gonna get a little midget asian woman this time too?

what was the name of the woman who played the Shadout Mapes in Lynch's Dune?

>Daddario
>The Three Emma's
>MEW
>Brie
>Kendrick
>Some Chinese QT

Set it in Maccau, at a beachside holiday resort so they're all in Bikini's and you get plenty of Chinese landmarks for the Chinese dollar.

Throw in Precious so you cover a bunch of inclusivity bases and keep the SJW's happy.

Voila.

I feel like this genderflipping doesn't have the "empowering" effect that it's supposed to have. It's just making female casts seem like a goof

Too late they casted old bitches and minoritys allready

No if they had younger females under 30 half naked robbing a bank it be sexy

The sex appeal will be so forced in oceans 8

>articles will appear talking about how the misogynist MRA manbabies are complaining about the new oceans 11 movie
>SJW bullies will pick on some random youtube nerd for saying the trailer looks bad
>actors will talk about how refreshing + empowering the movie is, how they won't let the haters win
>grovelling white male critics will talk about the 'misogynist backlash' the movie has faced and give sympathetically high scores
>it will barely break even
>Sup Forums will scream about the mediocre waste of time for months

YES, please make this happen,after Sony lost 70 mill i can't wait to see how much this will lose, this wave of female remakes will bankrupt all the faggy SJW studios

>deluded neckbeards will go THERE IS LITERALLY NOBODY BEING SEXIST
>people will ruthlessly harass whoever is in the cast, if there's some sort of ethnic they'll get called a nigger/chink/what have you
>T-THAT'S JUST A VOCAL MINORITY US MODERATES DON'T THINK THIS
>we'll get another 5 years of forever alone neckbeards vs fat empowered womyn

Great.

>>people will ruthlessly harass whoever is in the cast, if there's some sort of ethnic they'll get called a nigger/chink/what have you

happens to literally every celebrity no matter what fame level

Hey if they don't alienate fans/audiences then they'll be ok. Bridesmaids did well without bashing

>Cate Blanchett
>Sandra Bullock
l'm absolutely fine with this.

>Anne Hathaway
Excess lips need not apply

>Helena Bonham Carter
Is Burton directing this?

>Pop star Rihanna
Who told that bitch she could act?

>Mindy Kaling
Because sitcom personalities can do big screen. What can go wrong.

>Asian American rapper Awkwafina
Jesus. When does this ever stop?

Some get more.

There are some stormfront-shitters that will fling a ludicrous amount of shit, if you happen to go against their norm.

Otherwise I agree, and would like to make the point that it's how you respond to the criticism that decides if you're going to burn to the ground, see black ghostbuster.

You cannot tell me with a straight face though that there aren't people in /r9k/ and Sup Forums who despise women and have taken all their insecurities about the second sex and turned it into venomous bitterness. The only difference is that Sup Forums instantly has the same hatred for jews.

It's pretty pathetic.

Linda Hunt

I checked and I was right. Jesus Christ why do I know so much about a movie I hate?