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YAMERO
YACASI Edition

>YAMERO
>YACASI

Just got out of the hole. Had a nice three day vacation thank you janny.

who /sad/

*points at usa*
...heh...nothin personnell...

I called a girl cute so I could get a dogface picture

Vigne best girl

that's one cool dino

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ha...nice try pedro

omg are those girls NAKED ahahaha dude what the F*CK!!!! haha WOW!!

pinche payaso

What's the most hygenic way to clean belly button lint?

I want to be a stock image photographer

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follow your dreams its a free country

Te hice reir, no te hagas

Blast it with water and then dry it with one of those big cotton swabs

What is this

Imagine this person is your boss

wait a minute, is this an evangelion reference?

muscular male adventures meets the ending to whiny kid wont get in the robot

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You could probably get a whole lot past him
it must be an easy job

i just want a loyal wife

>misuse pronoun by mistake

>get fired

Nothing wrong in having a slutty gf

Reconsider living in Quebec

Must be a really relaxed job.

On verge of bankrupt but relaxed and weird ambient.

I could care less as long i get paid.

thanks man all clean now

As long as xir does and lets me do my job correctly, I don't see the problem

>detroit 90% black population
>hockey game is in detroit
>not a single black person in the arena

WHITE MANS SPORT

the quebec divorce rate is similar to the canadian average

>thanks man
You're welcome

don't misuse the pronoun then
heh easy kid

there's plenty wrong

Hi.
I struggle to get the motivation required to procrastinate.

He said he wanted a loyal wife

That's because Quebec ''''men''' dont care when they get cucked

Marry an uggo. She won't be able to do better than you

greater detroit is 70% white and all the red wings fans live in the burbs

>quebec
>""""""""""men""""""""

Feel good buds

>canadian women
>french women
Imagine combining those two

quads don't lie

*accidentally all of canada*
oops sorry user, hehe

>Be American
>Cant fuck prostitutes unless youre in Nevada

haha

>Having need of a prostitute
>Not just being an alpha
truly the canadian lifestyle

How do I get an Anglo-Canadian gf?

it's one of those laws that isn't enforced

>Haha look at me!
>I'm getting AIDS because I can't get a girlfriend!

Either a team leader or just another ASSHOLE
C'mon mate, join the 21st century.

*rawr*

:3

>alphas posting on Sup Forums

yeah nah

sounds good

>paying to get cyphllys

*slices the fuck out of you*

*flicks my belly button lint at you*

i made an american and chicano friend today, where are you guise?

All US flags are true alphas

>sounds good

>haha look at me! I'm getting AIDS because I fuck men!
Dumb homo

>talks about AIDS
Says the literal faggot

I'm CHI but I don't think I'm who you spoke to.

why is canada so slutty?

papa sapa isn't gay

I'm having a hard time thinking straight today lads
Am I gonna die

>papa sapa isn't gay

I talk to his bf tho

u 2

Excuse me but at least I have someone to snuggle

T H I S
H
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S

Excuse me, what did you mean by this?

all you do is tease canada, wtf?

yeah hes a faggot

>I'm chi

rumble penis pumpernickel

Sorry (April Fools I'm not sorry)

*finds Paha Sapa and send him back to North Africa*
Lmao

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well you can be my friend too right?

sure

>Canadian women
>boring
>no personality
>sjw's
>poon smells like wet beaver

>french women
>promiscuous
>smoking all the time
>love bbc
>poon smells like cheese

Why would you want a mix of those two?

>Paha "I take it in the butt, but Im not gay" Sapa

>>Paha "I take it in the butt, but Im not gay" Sapa

stupid sluts, stop replying to me

>>>Paha "I take it in the butt, but Im not gay" Sapa

Nyah

I'm not gay tho

I'm bicycle

(You)

>>>Paha "I take it in the butt, but Im not gay" Sapa

Don't call canada a slut!

>>>>Paha "I take it in the butt, but Im not gay" Sapa

>never fugged a woman
How would you know

>I have a boyfriend, and Im a dude, but Im not gay

>>>>>Paha "I take it in the butt, but Im not gay" Sapa

>I suck cocks but im bisexual i swear

Maybe. What colour is your poop?

>>>>>>Paha "I take it in the butt, but Im not gay" Sapa

>colour

stop being gay

I think you're lying

>tfw there are least 3 american homosexuals on /cum/ that cannot be open about their sexuality

sad!

Because I've had girlfriends?

I told you I'm bicycle you silly billy

I'm the top
I don't suck weeny