How many times have you told yourself you wouldn't come back to this shithole tomorrow?

How many times have you told yourself you wouldn't come back to this shithole tomorrow?

i only spend maybe about 20-30 minutes every other day or so, so i feel fine.

Could you BE more full of shit?

This one hits too close to home.

what the fuck else would i do

It's fun here. Why wouldn't you come back?

Every friggin day.

literally zero. I'm past the point of caring mate

I the same about of times I've seen Baneposting

Fuck off

I know I'll come back. And I'll keep coming back until this site ceases to exist or I finally kill myself.
I utterly hate this fucking place.
I loathe every last worthless faggot that posts on here and sincerely hope you all have debilitating health problems that shit up your quality of life.
But goddamn if once in a rare rare rare rare rare while this place can't be absolutely hilarious.

I'm supposed to be doing push-ups right now

Just use a browser blocker and permablock the site

Protip: you will now need hobbies because you have 16 hours a day to fill

None because i literally just find a couple threads across my favorite boards to read in the 20 minutes it takes me to wind down for bed.

Now if you'll excuse me...

Im off work for 2 days and I plan to stay on tv/ for 36 hours.

you NEETS are lucky bastards, stop whinging.

But it's fun!

i dont think i've ever done that.

I stopped browsing Sup Forums in 2008 and Sup Forums in 2012 though

I have legit Stockholm Syndrome. It's been about 5 years since I said something like that. Nowadays I tell myself I'd rather not be in a relationship or have a fulfilling life because this site raised me. It's like being in prison for decades. I wouldn't know how to live normally.

It does get a little depressing, though. 36 hours on Sup Forums would sound great in 2011/12, but less so now.

I never wanted you to come back to Sup Forums. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except Bane and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.

8 or 9 years, it's been countless honestly. But I'm an alcoholic who has also been a drug addict. I have almost no will power. I need to quit this shit though. Seriously.

I go through phases. Sometimes I'll constantly browse for months and then stop for months.
It's fun to come back to a bunch of different memes.

Ouch. Yeah the capeshit, interracial porn, child porn, general shitposting etc is just clawing away at my patience. But then movies are the same. I hate the vast majority of the ones I see but I keep trying because I know there gems out there