These girls are walking your way

These girls are walking your way

>QUICK
>Give them your best line

you too

hey ladies do you wanna go and make get some have drinks at the bar?

Hey ladies is there a vet clinic near by?

because your pussies are going to need stitches after I'm done

it's 11:32

Big gulps huh? Welp see you later

AYO
*smacks lips*
AYOO
*sucks air in through teeth*
AYOO HOL UP
*grabs muh dik*
AYOO HOL UP AYOO

etc...

mmm...m-lady
>bow

I met a hot girl and she asked "How are you?" I wasn't sure whether to say 'im fine' or 'im ok', so i said im gay!

wat

I fuck man ass.

...

Pardon me ladies, could you give me the name of your gynecologist? Because I would be glad to suck his fingers.

Want dick.
I nice I give if want.
Plz hot mamma.
Mnmnmnmmmmmhmhmm

you girls want 3 inches of hot pink steel?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your face is kinda fucked up.

Where's the tits?

...

bazinga

>Tips fedora
M'ladies

here you have to eat this whole bowl of eggs.

i got coke

Caio

DONT FORGET TO WEAR SUNSCREEN

I just stand there licking my eyebrows.

similar situation:

>be me
>retail manager
>see hot girl
>say good morning as i would to anyone else
>she says 'i have a bf'
>I say 'ME TEWWW' as i walk off gayly

hey, are you school? cause i want to shoot you full of kids

Hey sexy mamas, wanna kill all humans?

ey b0ss
can I habe pussy pls

180*

I have money.

fuck all that. I'll let them by. I know my limits.

"Hey ladies, you're all solid 9/10. And I am the one you need."

i was just shit posting a joke (hence the lack of green text), but yours is funny too; fuck bitches who 'BF block' anyone who so much as asks for directions

Hi I'm user u wanna party

bite my shiny metal ass

agreed. those narcissistic sons of bitches

Why is it that every crazy hot chick always has 3 ugly friends?

Don't say a word,
Just drop my wallet and let a bunch of $100 bills fall out. Notice just as they're walking by. Let them help me pick up all my money. Ask them if they have plans, offer them a drink as a reward for helping me pick all my money up. Go from there.

I eat ass.

ya know what I'm sayin'?

Are you ladies tripss?

Because all I see is 3's

Hello, Ms. Third Bitch. Please, would you fuck me now?

fecken lel

>chicks walk up
>"oh shit a female"
>puff out chest
>walk foward
>"I adore the way your forearms bend"
>fuck

Swoon

ever heard of Sup Forums? let me show you . . .

tits or GTFO!

good attempt user, 8/10

Me:Hey come play volleyball with me and my buddies we need 4.
Them: ok yea sure.
Me: I have no friends

bernie would've won