Oh hey guys it is my first time browsing this web page. Is this where I post blog posts?
Well let me introduce myself. My name is Bill. I am 48 years old and I work as a pastor. My lovely wife Hannah and I have 3 lovely kids.
Some of my interests are: hiking, cooking, fishing and reading.
I guess that will do for a first blog post. I will post daily from now on so make sure not to miss anything.
I attached a picture of myself from last summer.
You sound like a chill dude, Bill.
Hope you stick around.
>I work as a pastor.
Get a job,Bill.
Hey bud!
Nice to meet you, my nickname is Mo.
There are some funny pictures here!
Enjoy and be safe!
Hello there.
I would like to politely ask you not to send me such disgusting pictures in the future. We do not tolerate pornographic material in my house. Thank you.
//Bill
is this better bill
Checked
Holy shit
TRIPLE KILL
Whats it smell like?
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LOL
Lmfao someone pranked you real hard if this isnt bait
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Hey Bill!
It's me Ted, from church. Susan heard from Hannah that you were thinking about starting a blog. I'm sure glad I found it. You know computers aren't my speciality.
Say, are we still on for golf this weekend?
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Nice to meet you, Bill.
Hope you have a great time here.
Three dubs, all me 1 thread.
The lawd really is with us tonight.
I don't know why I get the impression that you are in high school. Hope mommy have an accident on her way to work or something of such nature happen to you because for some reason, your post made me get mad
Hey ted!
This is bill
I am a homosexual!
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Kek
Dear Bill,
I've been wanting to talk to a pastor about my problems with god and fapping, also I am a drugabuser and I am disloyal to my wife with my girlfriend and I'm being destroyed inside by feeling disloyal to my girlfriend when I fullfill my duties with my wife.
ALso, God?
Bill are you there? I'm looking forward to read your posts! You are now my pastor.
Seems more like middle school to me.
I want your large, hard, cock, to slither up my asshole. You put it in. I moan, but you put a finger over my mouth. Shhhhhh you say. I take off my polo shirt, and you do the same. You kiss my old withered nipples. I scream in delight. ANd it goes on like daT allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll night!
The Bill I know is no homosexual.
Is this little Emma posting? Your father told me you are going through a rebellious phase right now.
Emma is my gf.
Ps: I worship satan.
You are trying too hard. Comedy is in the subtleties.
I know.
Agreed!
Bill here.
Harold, I already asked you to stay away from my daughter. No 17 year old who wears eyeliner can date my little, 13 year old princess.
Hello there, Ted!
I hope Susan, Margareth and George is doing fine! I heard George might become a pastor himseld after his studies.
Thank you for visiting my blog by the way
I too find this whole cyberspace thing very complicated. It took me 2 hours to realize I had to turn on the computer in order for me to open up a web browser.
Yes I am still up for some golf. How about some barbeque later at night as well?
I still have a couple months before I turn 18 FAGGOT
Damn billI am so fucking hungry I don't want to waste my money on food but that would be so fucking good I want some fucking ribs or anything godamn please i am so fucking hungry guys im not even here to fuck around ok I am actually really fucking hungry pleaase I need food and some ribs with some sauce sounds good but I need to keep my money in the bank or I won't have it in there but I might just buy something god please bill give me your adress so I could have some goddamn food.
Golly Ted. That was a rambling post. Is that diabetes medication making you loopy again?
Im not fucking ted you piece of shit Ill be fucking honest here Im just so fucking hungry I just need some goddamn fucking food in my goddamn mouth plz jesus fuck Im so godadamn fhungresdrew asdsdaw as sadwsaadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
We have free meals at the church's soup kitchen every weekday. All of God's children are welcome!
MOM!