Nigger Hate Thread

Nigger Hate Thread.

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ITT: confirmation biases and scapegoating for poor kids with abusive parents

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you know that even if blacky only fucked fat chicks, he'd still be getting more pussy than op

Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.

youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

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>Niggers causing problems in Mcds playground jumping over the wall across the place with little kids playing
>Asked them to stop nicely
>Nigger kid tried to fight me

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Comedy died today.

You must be new here. Welcome.

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No I'm not. You must be if you say things like "You must be new here"

Take your cliches somewhere else.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch

>for poor kids
I was poor too and I didn't become a Dindu. Neither did black science man or all those athletes. A choice. They have it.

Graduated from the school of Amy Schumer.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

RIGHT over your head. WOW. FUCK I'm glad I'm not you.

This joke doesn't really make sense. The mental image clashes with the concept being presented. Hack joke.

You have no imagination. You black?

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin

Not a good response.

>calls out newfag
>proceeds to welcome as "newcomer"
>what is new anymore

This joke also makes no sense. It's hack, but the real problem is the mental image is ruined by a basic understanding of biology.

Racist jokes can be hilarious and you're doing nothing to help that. Fucking faggot.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Black lives mattered more when they were considered farm equipment

>newfags get into an argument

Implying he's actually writing these and not just pasta

I remember this joke from 10 years ago.

Unfortunately jokes are only funny once.

I thought this was a nigger hate thread? When did it turn into a hack joke that 5th graders tell thread? Wtf?

That's worse. When you attempt a joke, there should be some standard of originality and creativity. These are embarrassing to read. I would be embarrassed to have thoughts this hackneyed.

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What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain

I'm actually surprised that the niggers that dont matter and never will can actually read

Ice T's wife Coco is white & hot as fuck

you really think he cares if you like the joke he's obviously here for the (you)

This isn't even a joke. It just make sense. More like a factoid than a joke.

When are you gonna say something that is funny instead?

You forgot to punctuate. I thought you were superior. Act like it.

What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from

Whats the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit ? After awhile the dog shit turns white and stops stinking.

That would be a difference wouldn't it be?

Tell a funny joke instead though.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.

No it doesn't. That's unscientific.

Ice T & his wife Coco

What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.

You don't even care if these are funny or make sense do you?

Walt Disney Movie Cancelled. Al Sharpton reported today that Walt Disney's new film called “Jet Black” the African-American version of “Snow White" has been canceled. All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shanky-Skank have refused to sing “Hi Ho” because they say it offends black prostitutes. They also have no intention of singing, “It's off to work we go."

Honestly I'm not even reading them I'm just going down a list

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."

If you're not racist, then you're a faggot. Plain and simple.

>racist, then you're a faggot

You calling gays racist you fucking shit lord homophob?

i didn't know this was real until i saw this
youtube.com/watch?v=McfHhLrEGiI

Not really schumer stole jokes, so it could've come from anywhere, but definitely not from her.

>Comedy died today

Comedy has been dead for a longtime. Thank PC culture and sjw bullshit. People can't take a joke anymore they all get butthurt

kek

I don't see the need.

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Okay, Let me explain these to you.
The break dancing joke plays on the idea of what a nigger would look like after trying to hang onto a spinning hubcap. The best example of this are the spinning moves that take place on the ground such as the windmill. It's a pretty good similarity based joke

This one was probably thought up by road workers back when most driveways were made of asphalt and paved with tar. Something you probably wouldn't know about since you obviously went from high school to college on mommy and daddy's money, and majored in humour snobbery.

kek

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Did the comma really make that into a solid accusation instead of an ultimatum? Cause I definitely meant for that to be an ultimatum.

Poor guy he looks scared.

Understandable.

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