What are you all drinking? I bet you cucks couldn't even afford this

What are you all drinking? I bet you cucks couldn't even afford this.

hate to be the newfag, but what does 100 proof mean?

Proved they're the best 100 times

i haven't drank in over a month, i'm gonna break that shit tomorrow

Just woke up but soon

it means that there is 50% volume alcohol

5am wondering if I should start drinking. All I have is Sky vodka

so it's just an arbitrary 'double the %' numbering scheme?

Weed's better.

*mexican girl picture why not both?*

Wish I could smoke weed but I'm a Texas fag making 300,000 a year with random drug testing so I think it's worth it to not smoke

why would I wanna afford shitty subpar whiskey?

Haha man i had 2 shots of that shit a few weeks ago...it's fucking gross

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Right know it's just some Black Velvet

Not anything great, but I got it for free so it'll have to do

>I'm a Texas fag making 300,000 a year with random drug testing

do you live in midland?

Smoking some pretty sweet hash with the free Black Velvet, it's noon here and my alcoholic ass is already pretty buzzed

>jack daniels
did you just turn 21?

>I have alcohol!! Guys look I've got alcohol!!

Drinks dad drink. Wears Kmart jeans.

> drinking american whiskey

No way North

Ya sure if a 21 year old can afford a $400 bottle.

Tennessee whiskey is the best, even crown xr doesn't match up to this.

Yes dad's drink when I've only met my dad two times in my life at the age of 23.

It's better than the shit you're drinking

I am sure they could but would they waste the money on it?
Probably.

> I'm a poor fag!!! Look I'm a poor fag!!

I dont know man, ever heard of a place called Scotland?

Waste of money. Have you ever had any decent whiskey?

What does you gf think of this drinking this early in the morning

Fuck macallan is the only good scotch whiskey from there and macallan 25 isn't even that great for 1300 a bottle

Only good american whiskey is leadslingers. Even then theyre subpar if youve got the dough, and since its thursday im drinking pacifico

My wife, ya she doesn't care cause I'm not a belligerent fuck off

a lot cheaper

Have a bottle of that as well, it's my favorite cheap whiskey

>Flashy "limuted diton" label
>Same shitty whiskey

Enjoy yourself OP you fell for marketing

>drinking alone

If OP's taste in women is the same as his taste 4 shit tier booze, she probably doesnt mind daydrinking. The desperate ones seldom do...

>drinking alone with internet people
get it right

You've obviously never tasted it a lot better than regular Jack Daniels

$400 isn't a lot sorry to burst your bubble.

Ya get it right fag, but no I was drinking with my brother that I've seen for the first time in three years

Jack is shit. Drink 16+ year old scotch.

we aren't your people you faggot OP

You're right it's not but half the cucks on here can't even afford that

Wasn't op, op is here but alright fag

I am not /yourguy/ never said I was

>jack daniels
>expensive

Lol... you can spot a plebian, because they boast about inexpensive things being expensive

There's always one of these pothead faggots in a thread.

Never said I thought it was expensive said you cucks couldn't afford it

Yeah I never got the point of that myself.

I think it gets your drunk faster and is smoother?
I don't know I am poorfag who buys cheap gross liquor.

>cucks couldn't afford it

Idk man... white cucks that let black men fuck their white wives tend to be well off financially...

Lol look at this fatty's hand lol

So are you saying you let black men fuck your wife cause I make almost a half a million a year and my wife only fucks me.

Look at this cucks wife getting fucked lol

> wife only fucks me

With a strap-on the size of your ego

Maybe industry standards go in 1/2% increments, but then they all got drunk and ornery and said "you know what I always hated? Fuckin decimal points. Let's waste time creating a new standardized increment that's just the old one multiplied by two so we never have to look at them."

Seems like some solid drunk logic to me.

Are you always an insufferable cocksucker?
No one cares about your dads alcohol or your pretend 300k salary, kys asap.

300k pesos isn't that much.

I am 35, have a wife and a well payed job and no debt. I can afford it, to be fat.

I mean, the fact that you even have to ask a question like that on a board like this really only makes you look like the idiot in this conversation.

Not even the guy you were directing the question to, just saying.

OPs past out after half a glass

>just saying

Get that cock, out of your mouth.

This^^
Also 300k isn't almost half a million. 490k is almost half a million.
But you seem real cool. Also, I don't make 300k a year but I'm a Certified Spirit Specialist (mainly brown spirits) and although that shit is better than regular Jack, it's still shit and not worth more than $80. Sorry user

I thought it was funny

Not even the guy you were directing the question to, just saying.

Only when you learn proper comma use faglord.

Disguting fingernails

"Only when you learn proper comma use, faglord."
Can't even do it yourself

OK, then, keep, it, in, there, faggot. ,,,

Are you mixing it with that coke you have on the table?!? Haha real badass. "I buy expensive brand name shit whiskey to feel cool... and then I mix it like a college girl. Yay"

Any one notice the coke either mixing it our chasing it like a fgt.

>Bottle of pre-fire pappy under the floorboard of my backroom den

IDGAF what I can and can't afford. I've got a sunny southern summer day in a bottle.

Nothing says 'I love cock' quite like JD

pear grey goose

ps op is a massive faggot.

Do you always have an autistic need to point out obvious jokes like that?

>obvious jokes

Wut.

Bulleit bourbon. Fuck out of here with your JD gutterwater

That aint real Whisky stop drinking piss

Oh gotcha, you're just too retarded to notice that it's a joke in the first place. I really ought to stop giving morons the benefit of the doubt.

Have you been diagnosed with severe autism? You must be OP, this is some next level shit

Nah I just popped in to tell you you're retarded, not OP or anything.

That was convincing

And if you're too retarded to grasp simple concepts I'll lay it out as simply as possible so you can hopefully grasp what's happening hete.

I commented on his improper comma use while intentionally not using a comma properly myself, this was the joke. You, being too retarded to understand this was intentional, pointed it out like an autist. So I called you an autist.

Do you feel better now that the every facet of the joke has been painfully obviously outlined in a way evem your mongoloid brain can easily comprehend?

What kind of idiot spends $400 for a bottle of this shite. Man you could've used it to get some real nice stuff.

"Retarded" three comments in a row, don't come across too intelligent now

That is a bottle of shit.

Expensive yeah, but shit nonetheless.

>this was intentional

Was your deadshit brain also intentional?

If only we could properly harness all this mad, we could solve the energy crisis.

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>hete
>evem

Are you raging so hard you can't even spell right now?

>I'm getting mad, I'll call him mad

>I'll prove that he's mad and I'm not by doing exactly what I'm calling him mad for doing
K

You had some trouble trying to spin that one around didn't ya champ?

Yeah man, weed is fucking better man

Not particularly, you're doing a better job of proving your own idiocy than I could ever do. I've never been able to shitpost this effortlessly before.

congratulations on drinking lots of money sir. good for you my man

Nah, your getting angry I can tell

$150....you just paid for the label. The whiskey is just like the regular Jack; Redneck brew.