/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Shit's Bumpin' Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Shit's Bumpin' Edition

where all the white woman at?

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Any of you poor fag coons gonna cry about house prices?

Might az well dedicate this thread to molestedanon seeing someone did that to the 1st thread.

lol no, dont need to cry if im not staying here.

Nice watch

You gonna fuck off back to Samoa?

Why are IDs even gone?

Germany.

Auckland reporting in

> Muslimville

who is this women with such manly hands?

Hope you speak Turkish or Arabic

yeah.... i know

Anyone seen this girl around West Auckland?

that's an australia flag, mate

tyler barnes

Why has Germany turned into such a shithole? I was there a few years ago, fucking ace country. Got friends there now they say its fucking horrible and feels unsafe af

niggers

Fuck me I think I know her. Shes at Otago

Wait are we moving to this thread now?

she's been requested in these threads for years now, mate. she has for some reason a shit load of instagram followers.6.3k

Seems like it

other one hit 300 so we move to another thread, normally when it hits 300 it also hits the bump limit or something? idk much about the reason why we move at 300 though

It's her right?

Shit. Really. OK I'm a bit of a noob here. Sweet.

do you fucking even know what a bump limit is you fucking normy fuck.

FUCKING NORMY FUCKS!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

YA'LL NIGGAS CAN HAVE IT.
FUCK IT I'M OUT.

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

looks like it yeah

instagram.com/tylerbarness

Yeah, all good mate. new people are welcome

you fell for IDbro 300 meme

Any hamilton want to meet up this weekend.
Want to do something before i go back to collage
>Wintec fag

For the anons requesting moar. Posting another I copied from last nights thread

> her hand goes to my crotch, of course ive been rock hard since titties
> she says 'dont get too excited hon, you've gotta go back to the room in a moment.'
> starts tongue hockey, her hands fumbling around my pants.
> she frees my dick out from the top of my shorts
> enjoying the kissing practise im thrown when she suddenly stops. Before I can register what's happened feel her warm mouth on my cock again.
> she pushes me back to make it easier for her
> this time she's moaning big time. Quietly muttering stuff too, real hot talk that kind of embarrassed me, 'that's it, you suck him, you like doing that, whore'.
> OK that confirms what i thought I heard upstairs
> its just a quick suck, more for her benefit i suppose because before I can start to really enjoy it she stops
> hand stays on my peen she gives me another shit eating grin and giggle, says 'gotta go honey, ive decided we will continue this later, I promise'. Says it in a cute voice and sounds as disappointed as I feel
Leans in to my mouth 'here's a kiss goodbye babe'. Smooch
> 'ah what the hey, I'll just kiss him a quick kiss goodbye too' leans down and gives my cockhead a quick peck
> then another
> then another
> Suddenly raunch pedomum mode reactived. That peck turns into her mouth completely engulfing me
> she's going wild. Obviously changed her mind
> and yeah that escalated quickly
> im getting treated to a real hardcore show. Recognising lots of moves from fap sessions sat at the family PC. From the mouth open tapping my head against her outstretched tongue, to the super fast and slimey up down bob

Nobody cares about your fanfic pron.

Fuck off

Send more nudes of this Tyler Barnes chic.

It was the life blood of the NZ thread a couple days back so I'll let it live.

this.

Just saw some 'inside no 9' on netflix. Its a bit like black mirror. Theres a stage show black comedy/farce about whet they are doing, its quite unique.

Well worth watching into the second series if youre enjoying it

Back from my run
I can't believe we went past bump limit

Think there's been a couple threads across b last few days

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Driving in and Around auckland today

North of Auckland- Hot Chicks
Auckland- Dogs and Asians
South of Auckland- Hot Chicks

Hmm.

night runners are cancer.

Wrong Auckland mate, everyone is an Asian these days.

CHCH reporting

I'm fucken hot and sweating. Is it a warm night or am I getting sick?

Its not warm bro. I think theres a start of a head cold going around

Tits?

Hmmm
You make an interesting point.

Chur. Thought as much. Maybe take tomorrow off

Her parents must be proud

Oh we are.

Explain why please

The ad on this page is disgusting. Least sexy shit ever.

Night time is for eating burgers and drinking beers.

Day time is for burning off burgers and beers.

If youre eating burgers and drinking beers in the day time, then you are probably a pisshead.

Ikr. Is it that new zealand one with the old lady?

Yeah this horse is dead bruh

Yeah, that's the one I'm getting. Enough to make me wanna chop my dick off

I spent all day picking up the fam from the airport and cleaning the house. Gotta burn off the food I ate somehow.

Looks like the arabs are restless in France. Some shit going on in a maccas.

How come .webms with sound are not allowed?

Because those are only allowed on /gif/ and /wsg/

you can get beer in their maccas can't you? probably getting OTP, fucking gcs

Soz guys Chch here, I really am feeling shit. Room spinning. Can't contribute gotta haul ass up to bed.

Laters

how much is a gram of coke in this country

far too much

1000 milligrams

Vola?

hawkes bay fag back in

old url, replace io with org.

if you don't have it, too bad.

I know it changed to org, but all my old links have expired and idk the new one :(

Greetings from UK

kek

b0bnd3vw

>not getting to 300 twice in one night
fug

Wellington reporting. Genuine creator of 'why are Id's back' haven't been on this board for a long time.

It's never been done since IDbro left.

sure sure

I just want to make memes and complaina bout my life man

You don't have to believe me. Just pointing out it's seriously been about four or five years since I was last on this board. Also when ID'S were enabled. Do people still score on NZ threads or just locals nudes

locals nudes.
shit tier now.
I'm going to host risk on it but I doubt I'll get any takers

IDbro that you?

Huh?
I'm drunk amd confused. Are you idbro?

Morning. Did you enjoy your morning crumpet?

I think he's anti-IDbro

I don't go by IDbro. I'm the dude who years and years ago first said why are IDS gone and for some reason someone else or others have said it in every NZG thread since. Glad to see the meme lives

Thanks for explain. I'm still a bit confused though. Probably because oxycontin and vodka, I'm syre what you said makes sense

the guy that used to post korean girls started that meme.